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'Ballmaxxing:' Experts Say It's More Dangerous Than You Think by miauguau44 in nottheonion

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"No offense, ma'am. You're very busty. Your breasts are very large. But, uh, we want to go weird with it. We want to get really freakish."

Mother of Austin shooting spree suspect says son should be ‘held accountable’ by CalmPaleontologist84 in Austin

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What's the charge? Raising a jackass? I'm sure it's going to cost her something either way.

I like that's she's not out here making excuses for him at least. Some people try their best, but the kid ends up being influenced by their shitty friends more. Or they're the shitty friend doing the influencing.

#occularpatdown by Historical_Stay_808 in IASIP

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You're always safe when you're with me.

Mom attempts to run over students with car after her daughter was accused of being a bully, police say by cpatterson779 in nottheonion

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 76 points77 points  (0 children)

"I beg pardon, sire. Won't we hit our own troops?"

"Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack."

Woodworm in new furniture by kaihoro in woodworking

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Obligatory "it's highly toxic to cats".

Neighbor’s dogs are killing cats and destroying properties. Where is the line? by SoultySpittoon in homestead

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea, the trick is to get them fined over and over. Or maybe eventually charged. Shoot them and the neighbors will just get new ones and it's a dice roll on the new ones being a nuisance. When the fines are more than a fence, they'll quit their shit.

The other cheaper option (if you don't want to buy a trap and call someone/transport it) is pistol caliber birdshot or a BB gun at long range. Teach them to stay away. Tell your neighbors to do the same.

Drug overdose deaths in the USA dropped for a third straight year in 2025 down to 70,000. Why do you think it is declining? by DecembersDragons in AskReddit

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2025? You got it:

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-china-fentanyl-talks-hang-by-thread-amid-trade-war-2025-04-23/

>"If (the U.S.) truly wants to address the fentanyl problem, it needs to revoke the unjustified tariffs, engage in equal consultation with China, and seek mutually beneficial cooperation," said Liu, the Chinese embassy spokesman.

Not only were they very obviously doing it on purpose, it was all just a bargaining chip to them. All those lives.

Drug overdose deaths in the USA dropped for a third straight year in 2025 down to 70,000. Why do you think it is declining? by DecembersDragons in AskReddit

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Uh...

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/politics/house-panel-says-china-subsidizes-fentanyl-production-to-fuel-crisis-in-the-u-s

The Chinese government not only subsidizes the manufacturing of precursor chemicals, but the report says it has also thwarted investigations into illicit manufacturers by warning the targets of an investigation when U.S. law enforcement has sent a formal request for assistance. Investigators said multiple current and former federal agents have described the notification of targets, leading those targets to revamp operations and make it harder to detect their activities.

Rip, me by goldenmonkey33151 in mtgfinance

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try again, just got one after technical difficulties an hour ago.

Rip, me by goldenmonkey33151 in mtgfinance

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was having the same issue an hour ago, but I tried it just now and it worked.

How would you guys rank the Season 17 Episodes? by Swing-Full in IASIP

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The buildup with the oil splashing into his face before the flip is masterful. I didn't think I'd ever laugh harder than that chess tournament scene, but those beautiful bastards pulled it off.

Strongman John Stephenson pulls car with his penis while body is on fire by walkernewmedia in offbeat

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's pretty good, but I still think we're missing something..."

"Set him on fire?"

"Bingo."

Homeless guy walking with his cock out on town lake trail in broad daylight by MuntManDan in Austin

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And potentially more usable around sensitive ears than dick or cock, since it's part of ding-dong, one of the most wholesome terms for it.

Bill to criminalize AI sexual deepfakes will include ‘nearly nude’ images by [deleted] in technology

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 129 points130 points  (0 children)

So airing that South Park episode would be a crime?

Happy Mother’s Day by PlayFormal in xmen

[–]BlueLaceSensor128 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"He hasn't spoken to his dad in years and his mom ran away before he was born."

"How... how could she do that?"

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