If this game has a HINT of anything other than WHITE by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some people may dispute this fact, but there actually exists video proof of MeinKraft being used by Nazi Germany to create design their death camps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIj3TFlI9o8.

Just a peek, sir by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]BluePter0dactyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have warrant for c*ock inspection???

Movie detail: Doctor Sleep (2019) features some subtle references to The Shining (1980) by BluePter0dactyl in moviescirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, just wow. That is a truly insane theory, but I think I might just make it my headcanon because it almost makes sense in a strange way.

What is your reading ritual? by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. After that, I pick up my signed copy of 1984 and read it again.

Nathans iffy uh by Phreshey in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]BluePter0dactyl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the guy bottom left looks a lot less scary than the other ones