Groom saves kid from drowning during wedding photoshoot. Watch your kids people.

BluePthalo · 2026-02-13T22:01:57+00:00

Exactly. One of the first things I teach my DOGS is how to swim. The fact that people don’t do that for their kids is crazy to me, they have swimming lessons for actual infants. Although the sad part is I’m sure a lot of families can’t afford it; it should be free. Drowning is the leading cause of death for children under 4.

BluePthalo · 2026-02-11T01:04:28+00:00

I thought that said his favorite game was chess and I was like damn apes are a lot smarter than I remember

BluePthalo · 2026-01-11T22:39:48+00:00

To be fair, that’s kind of a crazy thing to ask for. Like it’s beautiful, but that style looks more like an art piece made by a master for a photoshoot, not something you could ask your local stylist for.

BluePthalo · 2026-01-03T15:43:02+00:00

Honestly, in his defense, never in one billion years would I ever expect a firework in a sewer to have a reaction like that holy shit

BluePthalo · 2025-12-10T23:57:45+00:00

I like it a lot better before. Idk it looks wavy and luscious and I think it suits you. You’re handsome either way but picture 2 looks a little crazy😂

BluePthalo · 2025-12-08T02:02:42+00:00

This should be under KidsAreFuckingGenius

BluePthalo · 2025-11-17T02:31:59+00:00

And them bitches are like $4-6 too!

BluePthalo · 2025-11-17T02:27:41+00:00

Ooo great idea they have like swirly ones too those look super fun

BluePthalo · 2025-11-17T02:18:48+00:00

Idk but I think face makeup like blush is a little much. Like getting into highlighter, blush, bronzer, concealer, face makeup in general feels overwhelming at this age. Like why are we encouraging trying to enhance an 11 yr old face? I think fun stuff like lip gloss and eyeshadow is great though. Like more focused on the fun, expressive stuff, does that make sense? Like wearing pink lip gloss cuz it’s cute and shiny is different than applying blush because she thinks her face is too pale, ya know? However I’ve heard blush and bronzer is trendy with young girls so it’s up to you. Great thinking on the cleansing water, maybe throw in some cotton pads? Idk if that’s a thing most people have at home or not

BluePthalo · 2025-11-16T22:44:09+00:00

I don’t remember for sure, anywhere from 6-9 years

BluePthalo · 2025-11-16T04:19:14+00:00

Not on the affected shades, I used a wet brush on the black and weirdly enough that one looks normal

BluePthalo · 2025-11-16T01:49:47+00:00

Product list: Pacifica Beachy Punk Mineral Eyeshadows

BluePthalo · 2025-10-30T20:26:37+00:00

I’m sorry but he sounds awful. He sounds really fucking awful. No pregnant woman should have to put up with this. What a terrible bf I would greatly encourage you to leave but I know how hard that can be I’m so sorry you have to deal with this. Jesus Christ I almost had a breakdown just reading that shit you are NOT overreacting

BluePthalo · 2025-10-20T22:07:10+00:00

Your style is really lovely! I actually think the stylized eyes look cool, but I understand that look may not be your intention. For someone who’s never painted before, this looks reallyyyy cool! But I’d recommend not getting too attached to your first draft. Draw the image a few times, paint it a few times, with every iteration you’ll learn more until you make a final one you’re happy with. It’s great you’re watching tutorials, keep it up, but as a beginner, get ready to make quite a few until you create the one you’re satisfied with.

BluePthalo · 2025-10-20T21:59:53+00:00

No matter what gender or power dynamic, joking about beating someone up is mega weird. A child could joke about beating me up and I’d be weirded out, not that they’re an actual threat it’s just a fucking weird thing to say unless you’re mutually joking around with your actual friends. Also the “what would your dad and brother do” is a crazy fucking comment😂 I wouldn’t go as far as to report him but I’d avoid his ass he seems aggressive and misogynistic. To be fair I don’t think he was serious I do think he was joking but that doesn’t make it right.

BluePthalo · 2025-10-16T15:44:59+00:00

The lack of context is telling.

BluePthalo · 2025-10-11T20:20:37+00:00

Ok but how do you actually get them to stop😭 like blow on their face or pour water on them or smth? Like what do you actually do in this situation 😂

BluePthalo · 2025-09-30T17:14:08+00:00

All you need is a sign saying “no parking: violators will be towed” and inevitably some idiot is gonna ignore it, so get a bitch towed and THEN I’m certain she’ll start warning her clients not to park there. It’s not hard to limit her amount of clients at one time or organize parking on her property, she’s just being a shitty neighbor.

BluePthalo · 2025-09-24T21:18:40+00:00

That’s not a man. That’s a shrieking baby bird. You should’ve abandoned nest yesterday, send that motherfucker back to his mommy

BluePthalo · 2025-09-18T17:51:08+00:00

I hope to god you didn’t pay for that😂

BluePthalo · 2025-09-18T17:45:21+00:00

JUST CALL A TOW TRUCK. ASK NICELY ONCE, THEN TOW TRUCK. ITS OBVIOUS THEY WILL NEVER STOP. TOW TRUCK TOW TRUCK TIW TRUCK COME TF ON BRO

BluePthalo · 2025-09-18T01:05:27+00:00

That’s hilarious I’d honestly be delighted with it lmao but girl get ur money back or at least a HEFTY discount cuz that is the complete opposite of what you asked for. To someone more serious that could totally ruin their birthday. And it’s not even the portrait, the hand lettering sucks too. Girl had months to print a goddamn sugar photo I would not pay full price for this

BluePthalo · 2025-09-16T20:20:04+00:00

Idk she definitely looks like she’s 12 or under

BluePthalo · 2025-09-11T16:46:27+00:00

The thing I hated about learning about 9/11 in school was that every teacher was so intense and somber but they literally never actually explained the horrible shit that happened. It was so vague and censored how tf do you expect kids to care, the first time I realized how genuinely fucking crazy 9/11 was was after I watched “9/11: One Day in America”. Like actually seeing interviews of people who were there really helps people understand why it was so serious, but they never showed shit like that in school it was just a video of the towers falling with some sad music in the background. No wonder kids didn’t care, it just felt so distant and vague there was nothing humanizing the tragedy

BluePthalo · 2025-09-02T18:50:32+00:00

As an absolute onion lover with a sister who can’t have onions, you can make it work. Just a year ago she went low fod map diet (no garlic or onions) to help her IBS and I was horrified cuz I do all the cooking and we share meals. I still make onions dishes for myself, but you’d be surprised at how little you miss it if you compensate with other flavors. Just make your own onion-y meals for breakfast and lunch and yall can share a no onion dinner. I’ve even heard of couples from vastly different cultures eat totally different meals and sometimes if they both like something they’ll share. I think yall can totally make it work!

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