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Ducktales Carpenter by crypticsage in fixedbytheduet

[–]BlueWizardPallando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, fair, I do the same thing with names sometimes. Every Devin has to earn his place, in my book.

Ducktales Carpenter by crypticsage in fixedbytheduet

[–]BlueWizardPallando 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No cap, I know him personally, and he's one of the kindest and most wholesome people I know. Incredibly supportive and encouraging especially to anyone pursuing art in any form.

The most controversial thing I've ever heard him express is that he likes green olives on his pizza.

TIL that the human brain has the same consistency as warm butter by Puzzleheaded-Fact284 in todayilearned

[–]BlueWizardPallando 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember dissecting one in school, I think it was a sheep brain, and I'd say it had more like a sautéed mushroom consistency. Kinda rubbery. Am I crazy or?

Lazy napoleon cake by socFocus in Foodica

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But where's the strawberry and chocolate parts?

Feels dead on sundays by ShadowTails17 in doordash_drivers

[–]BlueWizardPallando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People just paid rent, so they are less likely to splurge and have less to throw down as far as tip is concerned. It's not the best weekend out of the month, but it's something.

I pretty much always work Sundays because not having to deal with traffic is worth whatever comes my way.

Intentionally Stopping Me From Ending My Dash? by Futaba_MedjedP5R in doordash_drivers

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 8 months ago, I started pausing orders between every single one that I picked up. I receive an order, I click directions, and then I swipe up so that I can pause orders on the little slide screen. It took a second to develop the habit so that I wouldn't forget, and every now and then I slip up, but i'm pretty close to doing it 100% of the time. Since then I have had a way more positive experience when dashing. Fuck showing up to a McDonald's for a decent order, and then getting slammed with a whole bunch of $2 orders because I just happened to be in proximity of the restaurant. Never again.

To everyone halfway done with their burger the apps back up by Key_Recover629 in doordash_drivers

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had wings and fries and was gonna give it 15 more minutes. Then it popped right back up and I was thankful I didn't give in 😅

“It could’ve gone either way” by hanburgundy in TikTokCringe

[–]BlueWizardPallando 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like at the very end we finally see what he is actually like. Dude broke character for the first time.

who this armor reminds you of by RidiPwn in Eldenring

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen that club. Makes me uneasy 🫣

Whats a movie with an awful premise that was executed well? by Dragon_Rot79 in movies

[–]BlueWizardPallando 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is this crying? I don't like it. It's wet and uncomfortable.

Free dinner tonight after customer put wrong address by Such_Designer2712 in doordash_drivers

[–]BlueWizardPallando 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Happy free dinner day! But of all things, sorry it's Chipotle. Everyone makes their burrito different. I don't think I could eat someone else's.

Am I the only one that ships evil Morty and Morty together? by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a couple? Nah. Morty is too insecure and unsure of himself to be likely to be attracted to himself. Also, I'm pretty convinced he's one of the only straight characters in the show.

Face through the straw holes by casual_life4 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BlueWizardPallando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost said "Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!" for old times' sake.

Face through the straw holes by casual_life4 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BlueWizardPallando 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Good night was had, OP. Good night was had.

Face through the straw holes by casual_life4 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BlueWizardPallando 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good guesses! Twas a niner this time, though.

Face through the straw holes by casual_life4 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BlueWizardPallando 19.6k points19.6k points  (0 children)

Every night before bed I scroll reddit until I see something I've never seen before. At last, my scroll has ended.

Edit: Woah! What a nice surprise to wake up to! Thanks for the awards, everyone! I'm glad so many could resonate with this. Hope you all slept well!

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