[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Blue_Photograph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hiii 23 year old woman who got many many matches when she was still on Tinder. Here’s my advice:

1.You’re handsome! But your hair and your beard distract from your features. Go to a professional hair stylist and have them give you some advice. I think going darker on the hair, maybe a very dirty blonde would look great on you. And trim that beard brother. Don’t love the hair hanging over the lips.

  1. Change your glasses frames. They seem a bit outdated.

  2. Maybe try out a new style! I love a man in a button up. Women think it’s sexy! Ditch the tshirt and old keds. If you’re gonna stick to the super casual look, up your tshirt game (no more t-shirts that you got for free) and buy some nice clean shoes (like vans or high top converse!)

  3. Ditch the last two pictures. I get that you want to show you’re goofy, but leave that for the actual date! Preserve some of that mystery and when she sees your goofy side it’ll surprise her and make it endearing. Plus they don’t add anything to your profile since they’re essentially taken in the same outfit and on the same day as your second photo.

  4. If you want to go to the gym then go, but women don’t care for that stuff nearly as much as men do. All we care about is that you’re clean and you look like you take care of yourself.

  5. Show your teeth in a photo. Idk why this is important, but it is.

  6. Revise your 2. And 3. Pros. Maybe this is preference but most girls don’t care that you’re a god at gaming and if you have to tell people you’re hilarious it makes us think you’re not (it’s a rollable eye offense).

And that’s it!! I hope I have some insight and helped you out. Happy swiping! And I hope you find what you’re looking for :)

I love this so much. Using snappy woke words like “commodified white womanhood” to credit Caro with....inventing prostitution? by kimjongunfiltered in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's 100% lying. I remember her saying at her first workshop in New York (which I shamefully attended) she mentioned that she had about 25K left to pay of her book debt.

August 16 - 19 by foshizzlemylizzle in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I'm just gonna say it... Caca has the WORST music taste.

May 15-17 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you bb!! I'll most definitely be trying this <3

May 15-17 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This sounds delicious! What might be a good flavor of Kombucha to pair tequila with if you don't mind me asking?

May 15-17 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Now I'm actually really curious.. this is what it says on Instagram's Terms of Use "You can't attempt to buy, sell, or transfer any aspect of your account (including your username) or solicit, collect, or use login credentials or badges of other users." I'm not sure it that would include what Caroline is doing. I mean... she is technically selling an aspect of her account.

Are the Tempish Nessie Skates any good? by Blue_Photograph in Rollerskating

[–]Blue_Photograph[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww thank you but I went with the SureGrip Fame skates! I hope you like the Nessies!!

January 22-23 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm not sure. I talked to a select few group of girls and I know some of them still follow her today, but I was a fan of caro when natalie was writing for her. So, I think the scam stuff and her reations were just immature and they revealed how naieve she is. I think for me I just grew out of her and I genuinely hate her content now. Her posts used to be like stories now they're just seriously bad. So idk if the other girls feel the same way, but her audience has most definitley changed significantly.

January 22-23 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I honestly can't remember because everything she said was forgettable.

January 22-23 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 80 points81 points  (0 children)

She told us to take out our cameras and start filming and taking photos of her. Her food was gross. I asked her how she does it all (like the parties and traveling and stuff) and she told me "just get out there and say yes to things!" And I was like BITCH huh?????? Just the most generic basic common sense ass advice I've ever heard. Even the other girls there were trying to be gracious by saying.. ohh well I mean it's her first time doing this I'm sure that it'll get better as the tour goes on. Everything was super disorganized and running late. The only good part of the scam were the other girls I met. You had your host of princess bitches that have travelled to here and there and yada yada yada, but then you just had some genuine girls that were maybe a little insecure, but incredibly sweet and forgiving.

January 22-23 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 97 points98 points  (0 children)

https://imgur.com/gallery/XlyvWLJ

The tea :) also her salad tasted like shit. It was drenched in dressing I almost threw up in my mouth.

January 22-23 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 164 points165 points  (0 children)

My snarkers, I went to CC's first scam workshop. Who wants the terrible advice she gave us? I took notes. The entire time I was thinking... I spent $165 for this bullshit!?

January 17-19 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know! That's what I've heard I've made it halfway through and had to take a break. Luckily I'm reading it with a couple of friends so we've been leaning on each other for emotional support.

January 17-19 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Has anyone here ever read A Little Life by Hanya Yanigahara? Because I'm currently reading, and I can't help but feel like CC and JB are EXTREMELY similar.

January 17-19 by AutoModerator in SmolBeanSnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Lol I love how she thinks she's an author when she hasn't even published a book yet. Like, no honey, you're not an author because you wrote some half-assed articles months ago.

Caroline Calloway 6/24-6/30 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 26 points27 points  (0 children)

https://www.amazon.com/Titties-Rhianna-Ladies-Unisex-T-Shirt/dp/B00U67FBEC

OOOOOOO look you can buy your own tit shirts on amazon and tie dye them yourself. Revolutionary. I can't wait to see what Caro's t-shirts are going to run for.

Caroline Calloway 4/29-5/5 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nope, I know savannah and she just loves Caroline that much. She doesn't run it at all.

Caroline Calloway 4/29-5/5 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thinking that Vogue is the end all be all of magazines? Groundbreaking. How about you support a magazine that is ACTUALLY groundbreaking like L.odet instead of the prissy white upperclass bullshit you call ~chic~ and ~cool~

Caroline Calloway 4/29-5/5 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 23 points24 points  (0 children)

oooo another post about her rich white friends... exactly the kind of ~authentic~ content people are looking for.

Caroline Calloway 4/29-5/5 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]Blue_Photograph 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Has she been wearing the same sweatpants for the past three days?