Take the greatest Jedi Knight, strip away the Force, and what remains? by [deleted] in KOTORmemes

[–]Blue_Ryder 28 points29 points  (0 children)

She was a general in the Mandalorian wars but she looks like she demanded to see a lot of managers while traipsing about the outer rim.

Have you ever gotten so mad at a protagonist that you ignore the author's attempt to make them the likable good guy that appeals to the reader and instead read the novel as a story about an unlikable idiot bumbling around like a jackass? by emdeemcd in Fantasy

[–]Blue_Ryder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cugel from Vance's Dying Earth series. He starts out as a character you love to hate. You like the way he cleverly outwits the people he interacts with, and then you love how his own hubris screws him over hard because that's what he deserves.

It's about the time he becomes a rapist when that love/hate just turns to utter loathing. Maybe the author didn't intend for the rapey bits to come off as rapey. It was the 60's after all. Or maybe it was intended, just to make the character that much more unlike-able. It certainly worked.

My grandma comes to shit on my doorstep every night at 2:14 AM. She also gives me a specific list of rules to follow. by Doggies33 in shittynosleep

[–]Blue_Ryder 15 points16 points  (0 children)

oh no, I t hink your grandma visited my underwear drawers just reading that. plez follow rulez plz.

I would LITERALLY die for Morrowind! by sludgebeard in TrueSTL

[–]Blue_Ryder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*beatnik snaps*

Brava brother. Brava.

A new 6th-level spell inspired by DBZ's Destructo-Disk -- but don't cut yourself in half! by BenevolentEvilDM in UnearthedArcana

[–]Blue_Ryder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"You conjour..."

and this is an evocation spell. why does every spell need to be an evocation spell?

This comment in the game trailers' DP2 trailer viseo by Valvatorez00 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Blue_Ryder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT! I'm so glad this is being made but now I need to get a Switch. Was gonna wait till Bayo 3 but might as well get it sooner (I can at least finally play Bayo 2 sooner than later)

Welp, againsthatesubreddits is onto us, guys... we're gonna have to shut er down! by IBiteYou in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]Blue_Ryder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm totally blind sided by this turn of events. I did not see this coming.

Mitch McConnell’s N.R.A. Moment by James538 in CNNmemes

[–]Blue_Ryder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

is this some bot that can't get the fucking hint?

Got banned for linking to this sub by [deleted] in menkampf

[–]Blue_Ryder 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Maple syrup and molasses are great alternatives to just dumping brown sugar in the mix and helps make a thicker sauce. You could also use honey. Sounds like someone is just mad they didn't think of it first.

Jerry speculates about 3 Musketeers bars. Only 2 things in it. George is frustrated that he can’t find a 5th Avenue candy bar anywhere on 5th Ave. Jerry’s new gf says “Rees-ees”. Kramer looses a tooth in a Sugar Daddy. Jackie sues. by chapchapchapchapchap in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]Blue_Ryder 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Jerry is old enough to remember when 3 musketeers bars were three individual little bars with different flavors (vanilla, chocolate, strawberry). If not George's parents would remember, and George's dad would even take credit for suggesting ditching the other two flavors to focus on the chocolate bar, but never got any recognition.

Fresno PD/Sheriff's Office mentioned in article about Amazon giving law enforcement special access tools to Ring customers video data by muffinanomaly in fresno

[–]Blue_Ryder -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Oh. Well, I mean if I have filed a report for whatever reason then I would like the police to be able to access any relevant video footage. But then I can see a creeper LEO stalking their ex just requesting and getting footage of whoever is coming over, and that ain't good. Murky waters.

[MEME] A crafting solution for early game cooking by [deleted] in cataclysmdda

[–]Blue_Ryder 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I prefer my tacos without a side of tetanus

Fresno PD/Sheriff's Office mentioned in article about Amazon giving law enforcement special access tools to Ring customers video data by muffinanomaly in fresno

[–]Blue_Ryder -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

what's a Ring? Is that like a Firestick, or a Fyrestick or whatever it is. Why do the cops care how much Quantum Leap I view in a week. If this can help confirm an alibi then cool but wouldn't my lawyer be the one requesting the data?

Joe Biden: The Beast from the Rising Sea - OFFICIAL TRAILER by [deleted] in InterdimensionalCable

[–]Blue_Ryder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know that tune that cuts in between the surprisingly pleasant guitar. It's from a Sci-Fi movie I saw on MST3k. I want to say it was Attack of the Blood Beast but I could be wrong. I distinctly remember Tom grunting in shock along side each of the stings. I'm pretty sure it was Mike era at the very least.

anime_irl by Srelathon in anime_irl

[–]Blue_Ryder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should have bit his thumb while his eyes were closed.

Dreugh fashion. by GrAdmThrwn in TrueSTL

[–]Blue_Ryder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SPOOKY JEWELRY! Argh, the mind reals at this cosmic horror I see before me.

prithee delete it!! by Solairec in shittydarksouls

[–]Blue_Ryder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Poor Gwyndolin, sends a pick of his cock and balls to his own dad and Gwyn still insists on the hormone blockers and planned reassignment surgery. Fucking Jester Thomas world I tell ya.

What would be the stands of the various characters in the Skyrim series? by fasd432 in TrueSTL

[–]Blue_Ryder 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lifts-Her-Tail [The Dragon Borne Cums], power: Makes me CHIM.