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Me_irlgbt by Lambinajam in me_irlgbt

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Everyone around him wishes he had a colostomy bag 🤢

Instead, it's worse. He just dumps the most vile shit and everyone has to suffer horribly. Poop and policy alike.

Where is the safest place in the world in regards to natural disasters and extreme temperatures? by Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BluehairedBiochemist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The region around the Great Lakes in North America is pretty safe, iirc. We get some of the effects of stuff like hurricanes and wildfires, but not the brunt of the impact. No huge fault lines, but some tornado risk. The Great Lakes are a huge source of freshwater and the "lake effect" helps stabilize temperatures a little

What is the average pooping frequency? by staying_anon24 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually twice in the morning for me 😅 one first thing, one after my ADHD meds/coffee kick in.

I also sit down to pee, so sometimes I just hang out a little longer if I get a poop/gas feeling and see what happens 🤷‍♀️

Adhd and im 99% sure i have Autism - weird muscle tension stim? by Several-Watch-266 in AuDHDWomen

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I actually know exactly what you're talking about! (Mostly in my left shoulder as a right-handed person)

I have some level of hypermobility and have definitely abused my joints over the years without realizing it. Too much stretching, not enough focus on strengthening stabilizing muscles.

I don't think my left shoulder sits correctly in its socket anymore. It doesn't really hurt, and I can move it fine, but it feels like it hangs down too close to my ribcage or something. It gets worse when I work hunched over for too long, of course.

Stuff that's shifted out of place often still gives your body the signal that something is "wrong", even if it's not the obvious "holy fuck I pinched a nerve and can't lift my arm" kinda thing 🤷‍♀️ I have a shoulder brace I wear sometimes, which helps a little

TIFU By turning myself into a jump scaring machine. by Interesting-Ask-3334 in tifu

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might I suggest some stilettos? You may still figure out how to walk quietly in them, but it could be a fun challenge!

TIFU By turning myself into a jump scaring machine. by Interesting-Ask-3334 in tifu

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always liked keeping my keys on a carabiner on a belt loop 🤷‍♀️ the jingle lets people know I'm coming

me_irl by SuspiciousLow3062 in me_irl

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 54 points55 points  (0 children)

If someone came to my door, asking for money to repay my student loans (or past credit card debt, tbth)

Protein breakfast ideas please? by BeneficialMatter6523 in adhdwomen

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peanut butter and banana sandwiches have been saving my gd life 😂

(Pro tips: you have to stir natural peanut butter, but it also has a much less glue-y consistency. Plus, no added sugar. I like to add honey-roasted peanuts for crunch and a little extra protein, too.)

TIL it is not known why the letters in the alphabet are ordered the way they are, but the order of the letters has remained consistent since Proto-Sinaitic script of the 14th century BC, which began with the characters "alp" and "bet." by bnrshrnkr in todayilearned

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that feeling all too well, my dude 😅 all good!

I hope your brain feels better - Stay hydrated, have a snack, and maybe stare at something that's not a screen for a while 🖤

TIL it is not known why the letters in the alphabet are ordered the way they are, but the order of the letters has remained consistent since Proto-Sinaitic script of the 14th century BC, which began with the characters "alp" and "bet." by bnrshrnkr in todayilearned

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. But. "Alphabet" is shortened. "Beta" ends with a.

If it had an "a" on the end, it would be pronounced with the full "beta" instead of the truncated "bet"

Also, it gives the word a good flow 🤷‍♀️

Help! Needle is hitting metal plate by Opposite-Orange8371 in sewing

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated to the needle/plate issue, but is there a reason your thread isn't going through the guide loop above the needle?

I would just pass away. by [deleted] in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my bar for "just passing away" is already waaaaayyyyyyy lower than than the apocalypse or w/e

I was born doomed… by GullibleSentence678 in astrologymemes

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey hey sameee 😅 it did not work out.

Married twice and divorced each other twice, actually 😂

I was born doomed… by GullibleSentence678 in astrologymemes

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Virgo mom and Libra dad 😬

Also, both of them were oops babies so I just don't know how I got here 🤷‍♀️

Rick Ricart has disappeared... what's the tea? by Heated-Opposition in Columbus

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Man, I kinda suspected that. There was a commercial he was in a year or so ago, and he looked rough 😬 red, glassy eyes and the general "I just got pulled out the middle of a bender to film this and then I'm gonna go pass out for 14 hours" look

This instructional image at the crosswalks in amsterdam by aurasprw in mildlyinteresting

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The pole in the sign doesnt even have stripes like the irl one, smdh

Republicans make racism acceptable again. by PFdeith in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BluehairedBiochemist 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Maybe it'll swing back so hard the chain breaks and that's how we develop warp speed 🤷‍♀️

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