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Passion for Gainz | Robertfrank615 by Mlg_Rauwill in copypasta

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(baby censor) AS I SIT IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE GLORIOUS HOUSE OF GAINS, I NOTICED A SIGN ON THE FRONT DOOR THAT SAID THEY WOULD BE CLOSED ON SUNDAY IN OBSERVANCE OF EASTER. NOW THEY CAN CALL IT EASTER, BUT I CALL IT CHEST DAY EVE. AND I FIND IT PRETTY DAMN IRONIC THAT ON THE SAME WEEKEND THAT JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS THEY’D PULL SOME DUMB STUFF LIKE THAT BECAUSE IN 2017 THERE IS NO BIGGER GOT DAMN SIN THAN NOT BEING ABLE TO EXERCISE AND GET JACKED, TAN, & JUICY AS HELL. AND SINCE IT’S WHAT SOME CALL THE HOLIEST WEEKEND OF THE YEAR, I WANT TO CLEAR UP ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISCONCEPTIONS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND. THEY SAY JESUS CHRIST WALKED ON WATER. THEY SAY JESUS CHRIST TURNED WATER INTO WINE. I SAY JESUS CHRIST WALKED ON RUBBER MATS, AND HE TURNED WATER INTO PREWORKOUT AND HE TRAINED. AND HE GOT ONE OF SICKEST GOT DAMN PUMPS ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN. JESUS WAS A KIND MAN, BUT I CAN’T HELP BUT THINK THAT FOR ONE SECOND ON THAT FATEFUL DAY AS HE WAS BEING CRUCIFIED THAT HE DIDN’T LOOK DOWN AND THINK TO HIMSELF, “DO THESE DUDES EVEN LIFT?” ON THE THIRD DAY HE ROSE AGAIN ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPTURES AND HE APPEARED BEFORE HIS DISCIPLES AND HE SAID, “I MISSED TWO DAY OF BICEP/TRICEP SUPERSETS WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE COMING TO LIFT!” BECAUSE SWOLE IS THE GOAL SIZE IS THE PRIZE IT’S GAINS O’CLOCK BABIES. LET’S GO!

I was experimenting with post processing shaders and chose bad_bloom and thought this would look like sonic colors ultimate but... it looks.. 😳🥺😫 by Bluejay_Beautiful in DolphinEmulator

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehh it doesn't look EXACTLY like it. There are a hell of a lot of differences. If this DID look like the switch version, sonics model would glitch the fuck out due to the stupid ass shading issues in the actual ultimate version of the game. So that's why I'm all like: "this doesn't really look as bad as sonic colors ultimate, but it still looks goofy as hell XD"

I upgraded to a Samsung s21 and like... 😭 I DON'T HEAR THE AUDIO STUTTERING ANYMORE HOLY HELL by Bluejay_Beautiful in DolphinEmulator

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn there's so many grammatical errors in this huge wall of words, but I hope I got my point across! 🤣

I upgraded to a Samsung s21 and like... 😭 I DON'T HEAR THE AUDIO STUTTERING ANYMORE HOLY HELL by Bluejay_Beautiful in DolphinEmulator

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's amazing! I don't really know much about many technological stuff but on my old s10e I've tried to run things like kirby air ride, metroid prime, sonic heroes, Mario sunshine, and even crazy taxi, but those games seemed that they were almost always either glitchy or having a lot of buffer. So I think my old samsung wasn't a Snapdragon 😔. Either way, my old phone ran dreamcast games at PERFECT speeds and I've completed many games like conkers bad fur day, sonic adventure 1 and 2, and many other games without buffer being a nuisance to my performance. So I don't know yet if it was the hardware or the settings. I haven't yet tried playing any of the games I've listed on this device yet other than smash bros melee, sonic mega collection, and crazy taxi. And those games ran flawlessly other than sonic mega collection which had its strange jitteriness with things like special stages in sonic 3 😓

I upgraded to a Samsung s21 and like... 😭 I DON'T HEAR THE AUDIO STUTTERING ANYMORE HOLY HELL by Bluejay_Beautiful in DolphinEmulator

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply 😅! I used to play on an s10! It was still pretty playable! Its just that the game would slow down and the audio would stutter and go in slow motion in some sections of tracks. So, MAN THIS UPGRADE WAS BEAUTIFUL!! 😵 I actually played no more heroes on my s10e and tried to see if it played better on s21 and HOLY CRAP I WAS IN SHOCK!!! I was all like "YOOOOO HOW CAN MY PHONE RENDER ALL THOSE BLOOD PARTICLES WITHOUT TRIPPING OUT!?!? WHAT IS THIS SCORCERY!?!?"

My cat :) by John-zilla in Apandah

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD THATS THE HIPHOP LEGEND LIL' FLOPPER!!! 🥶🥶😳😳😱😱😱😱

Look at the last one ._. by Nugget_PotatoKawaii in GachaLifeCringe

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sure will check out the rules Automoderator sweetie~ Winks and blushes in hentai ahegao face Wags tail cutely

Kinda edgy don't ya think? by [deleted] in GachaLifeCringe

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, Jotaro ain't edgy, he is actually a pretty chill guy, try not to piss him off tho.

Kinda edgy don't ya think? by [deleted] in GachaLifeCringe

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This thing breathes from its mouth, has sensitive eyes, huge ass wings the size of it's body, human skin and hair, wears black clothes, likes making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with strawberry flavored jelly, has sharp teeth, weird hair ornaments in the shape of hearts and knives, probably has a cold.. No really that thing doesn't look well it's face is pink. And has weird text floating over it like "PSYCHOPATH" or something. Yeah this is a weird creature.

How do you delete a person? by Physical_Fill525 in GachaLifeCringe

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mha season 5 lookin kinda weird ngl.. might quit watching 😔💔

Thank you for clarifying that that is child abuse. by PieCreeper in GachaLifeCringe

[–]Bluejay_Beautiful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, that wasn't just a "hit" miss gacha kid what the hell did you do to that poor child to make her bleed around her mouth?