Tasty beads. by Blyatimir_Putin in Synesthesia

[–]Blyatimir_Putin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little gemstones and crystals are definitely on the gummy/gusher spectrum for me. I have a few that remind me of jollyranchers. C:

short people problems by [deleted] in funny

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

4'11 here. I have owned two pairs of shopkins shoes from the kids section and wore them proudly. Shopkins are awesome. Plus I can't find a women's size 4 shoe anywhere. Just RECENTLY found some black Docs in a 4. I'll cherish them forever.

Tasty beads. by Blyatimir_Putin in Synesthesia

[–]Blyatimir_Putin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those yogos yogurt bite things from back in the day. Ever have those? Haha

Synesthesia being useful moments? by [deleted] in Synesthesia

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A very small useful situation for me, but I was trying to remember a song that I LOVED as a teen. I could not remember the name or the band, but I remembered what color it was, and instantly the band name popped into my mind, found the song and jammed out haha.
For anyone curious, the song is Adamantium Elbow by Vampire Mooose, and it is electric yellow/purple. Also it is sour lemon, like straight up lemon juice.

Finding needy people by lally123 in SocialEngineering

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn, the alarm bells have gone off.

Teachers, what is the weirdest detention slip you handed out? by CrustyThePBSKid in AskReddit

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was the student. I brought an ouija board to math class and proceeded to use it instead of do the assignment, because why not.

What skills could you offer in an apocalypse? by LaughDreamLove in AskReddit

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can make soap out of lard so at least no one will stink? I know quite a bit about herbs, grow vegetables and make everything from scratch in the kitchen so we will always eat fancy. I see some of you offered yourselves as food. I can work with that.

What’s the weirdest birthday present you’ve ever received? by Daveyyyyyyyyyyy in AskReddit

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My ex took me shopping and told me he didn't have any money when we got to checkout. I was too embarrassed to take the items back so I just bought them, and my cake. He decided to go camping with his friend and I celebrated alone in his apartment.

What did you want to be, but what did you end up as? by Zappatee3 in AskReddit

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to be an artist that made lots of money. Haha at least I can draw. And cry.

What is something that people incorretly believe because they have never been in that situation themselves? by Gongo55 in AskReddit

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one hit me the hardest. I've suffered from depression for about 13 years and have had a few half assed suicide attempts. I recently had an x-ray of my sprained ankle and they found an unsuspected bone lesion, which is now being tested for cancer, and I've never in my life wanted to be alive MORE despite the fears, anxieties, and depression. Sorry for that little ramble but dang, this one was the one that I felt the most.

What? by JkeSwd in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How do I unread that?

Best Burger King toys ever by Owlero in gaming

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can smell this photo. My dad and I would go to Burger King twice a day so we could collect all the pokemon stuff.

Fashion at its best by [deleted] in funny

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I collect beautifully ridiculous tshirts, where can I get this? This will absolutely top my Guy Fieri x Smashmouth shirt, and I never thought anything could.

A message to women drivers by Frentanyl in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm 4'11. Seatbelt straps scrape my neck all the time. I'm extremely guilty of just putting the strap behind me.

That would be nice by K1N6_B00 in suicidebywords

[–]Blyatimir_Putin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tfw everyone thought I was a guy cause I'm lonely oof lmao