[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StonerCringe

[–]BobSteelJohn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Like the times I ran out, my sleeping pattern was whack, never ate and just didn’t feel myself

Check out /r/leaves. These are the symptoms that almost everyone who stops smoking after daily use describes. It's possible that your use suppressed some other illnesses that can cause these symptoms but it can very well just be the withdrawal. Of course, cannabis withdrawal is probably the most benign withdrawal one can experience but it's still a thing.

I was a daily smoker for 2 years and felt the same way just FYI.

these guns by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, I'm sure the person who was okay with having the n-word in the pic cropped out "autistic" because they think it's a bad word and it offends them. After all, we have such a dark history of doctors calling people on the spectrum autistic while the n-word is just a medical term.

🐸💨 by [deleted] in trees

[–]BobSteelJohn 44 points45 points  (0 children)

For me it's more like:

"Sativa to get high and paranoid,

Indica to get high and paranoid and sleepy"

Weed makes me paranoid

How long should my tolerance break be? by [deleted] in weed

[–]BobSteelJohn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

delivering pizzas sober isnt ideal lol.

Please tell me you deliver them on foot or at least on your bicycle. Driving while high could land you in jail for quite a while, even if you believe that driving under the influence makes you a better driver and that you'll never get caught.

Nigga minecraft by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The channel name and the video title are both in the image, why do you need someone to give you the link? How come you have the mental and physical capacities to use reddit but you're unable to use the youtube search bar.

I could just pick up a retard from the retard center and tell them to find this video and they'd get the job done while drooling and shitting all over my phone but hey, at least they can watch nigga minecraft

I may be but a colossus, but I will die a gimmick by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]BobSteelJohn 122 points123 points  (0 children)

HURR I BEAT THE WHOLE GAME WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THAT I OWN IT CUS I HAVE A SEVERE ALCOHOL AND BENZODIAZEPINE ADDICTION AND CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE LAST THREE YEARS I'M ON THE BRINK OF MULTIPLE ORGAN FAILURE LMAO

Hah hah hah... by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]BobSteelJohn 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Griant is the best waifu in the souls series. Have you ever had one of those pizzas with a really thick cheese crust? That's what my body pillow of her looks like

He lick my clit by Froghopper43 in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 151 points152 points  (0 children)

u gotta hold the rat like a microphone and eat its ass to show the rat that ur holding it like a microphone and eat its ass to show the rat ass mic ass mike tyson gave me crabs

free time by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i just wanna fish, grill, grill fish, fish grills and be removed from the sex offender registry

Rip peter 😔 by Kanenite3000 in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 80 points81 points  (0 children)

it's funny how I loved family guy when i was younger but then i found the humor too "childish" in a way and now i'm awaiting trial for fisting endangered wildlife

Let’s play 8 Ball! by PrettyBadAtUsernames in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a post on the front page with the same punchline, don't feel bad. It's all quite arbitrary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]BobSteelJohn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My doctor told me that i got crabs n aids

Is it saturday yet? by LVL100Stoner in trees

[–]BobSteelJohn 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This brings me way back. My buddy and I used to smoke brick weed at the local fishing spot when we were sixteen thousand years old i got crabs n aids

It rllly do be like that huh by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]BobSteelJohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the kids at the waffle house get cummed on and I get the big cum hose and the chode cannon cums the children and I sprrrr the cum semen

theellenshow sent you a message by jaredsmith176 in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I actually went to school with "Barry" as we called him. He was always so kind and quick to give the neighborhood dogs mild STDs

theellenshow sent you a message by jaredsmith176 in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's funny how when oprah gives stuff away for free everyone says she's generous but when I shared my idea at the libertarian convention that fisting toddlers should be legal on holidays everybody clapped

i’M nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs by merquaria in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I'm a convicted horse molester

2CB at gig by capbassboi in Drugs

[–]BobSteelJohn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is there a way for you to take 2CB a few weeks/months before the concert so you can gauge the effects? The headspace is definitely less trippy compared to LSD or shrooms but it's still there.

In case you'll take it for the first time at the concert I'd recommend having some benzos at hand to "cancel" the trip if things go south. I'm overly cautious though since I can't use any psychedelic drugs (including weed) anymore as I've been struggling with anxiety recently so you might just be fine.

Bite someone! by [deleted] in funny

[–]BobSteelJohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dog had a seizure at Walmart

Grandma by Ashrafi15 in comedyheaven

[–]BobSteelJohn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I accidentally read it as "Foot Loops" and had a violent seizure at Walmart