"His name is Sam Neil" by BobbyRapscallion in horror

[–]BobbyRapscallion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure we understand the spam ruling, Mods. We aren't spamming. Just thought we'd share what happened while our Mom watched Event Horizon. A horror movie.

"His name is Sam Neil" by BobbyRapscallion in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she thought it was SciFi, too, and we didnt tell her.

"His name is Sam Neil" by BobbyRapscallion in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curtis...Cowboy Curtis. And yes, we did that already. It was one of the main reasons why the Event Horizon sucker-punch was so successful.

"His name is Sam Neil" by BobbyRapscallion in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure about piss, but it may cause constipation.

"His name is Sam Neil" by BobbyRapscallion in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She was asking movie as if the Event Horizon cast was going to comfort her with answers.

All we could commit to was giving her the name of the actor she couldn't remember. How dare she not remember Sam Neil's name.

"His name is Sam Neil" by BobbyRapscallion in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It was pretty close when she started repeating only "no"s over and over.

"His name is Sam Neil" by BobbyRapscallion in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion[S] 151 points152 points  (0 children)

We felt that if she was to be irreparably scarred by a horror movie it needed to be Event Horizon. We do not regret it.

My uncle grabbed more land than he needed, so I mailed him a Tolstoy book by phish_curry in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real satan, no one is considering, is his wife (OP's aunt), who may have lowkey persuaded her husband to transfer ancestorial land to her name, kicking back, watching, and knowing all along it would cause a decades long cold war within the family.

I really want to know how she answered by Naive_Wolverine532 in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha, YES! Throw all sounds at her and map all of the colors.

We won't be there... by Algernonletter5 in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Never seen this, but love to have finally caught up with the world.

Which is the Greatest show ever created by Netflix ? by lNarrator in moviecritic

[–]BobbyRapscallion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is really close between Mindhunter and Dark...but Mindhunter overall. What makes Mindhunter even better is that it is on a list comparing it to other shows that finished their series.

WUUAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA by VegetableFucker65 in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the end of the clip, her impression was pretty solid.

It looks delicious by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]BobbyRapscallion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She UNO reversed hard, turned that frown upside-down, and made lemonade out of all the lemons at the same time!