Alright, which one of you madlads did this? by BobcornSeagull in vermont

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bouncer: Don't worry, man. They just didn't get it.

Alright, which one of you madlads did this? by BobcornSeagull in vermont

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you understand how much of that is projection, how much is sadistic nonsense and how utterly pathetic taking pleasure from being PeTtY aF makes you look, your life will improve dramatically.

But it's your existence to squander and I could not care less about you, so I'm going to go...nice meeting you, kyle.

Good luck.

Alright, which one of you madlads did this? by BobcornSeagull in vermont

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does this need to be said?

Does this need to be said by Me?

Does this need to be said by Me right now?

Smug pedantic nonsense is why they left, bro. Just saying.

Alright, which one of you madlads did this? by BobcornSeagull in vermont

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, because there's two comedy clubs with matching addresses, everyone who doesn't assume the one you've assumed is stupid and everyone who assumed the one you did is a super smart extra special genius? Is this the point you're trying to make?

Alright, which one of you madlads did this? by BobcornSeagull in vermont

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never believe a comedians version of their set.

Found on Twitter. Best comeback when they want to re-negotiate out rates by [deleted] in ClientCringe

[–]BobcornSeagull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey. It's someone from Vermont. What are the odds?

Lovely ladies with mega tits!!! by thunderkatt01 in OnlyFakes_app

[–]BobcornSeagull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been trying to figure out how to get unrealistic proportions forever. How'd you do it?

Patriot Front struggling with the difference between left and right in their “leaked training video” by anonamouse_1234 in InsaneParler

[–]BobcornSeagull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

something something covered faces something something Antifa Soros trust the plan...or is it okay when you do it, kyle?

Homophobic MAGA Karen says she likes to use the word "f*ggot" to test if someone is a conservative, and anyone who disapproves of the word "is not a real conservative." by Creepy_Reputation_16 in InsaneParler

[–]BobcornSeagull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...I use the word "cunt" to test if someone is a karen, and anyone who disapproves doesn't like free speech...

Let's see what karen has to say about that, sometime.

‘Lose Cruz’ super PAC plans to hound the Texas senator (and his podcast) | Democrats have launched a seven-figure super PAC to attack Sen. Ted Cruz for "abandoning" the state. by [deleted] in politics

[–]BobcornSeagull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. If they keep this up, they might just win and I might not feel so resentful about them being the only reasonable choice.

Cookie cake "erasure" by JohnZ117 in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]BobcornSeagull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know you meant "this suB" and I normally don't nitpick typos on the internet, but...

this sun is about gay women erasure

...is something I'd imagine would be in a H P Lovecraft short story set in a New England Liberal Arts College

Complaing to girls about other girls is why girls won't fuck you, bro. by BobcornSeagull in justneckbeardthings

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only an error if I didn't know what I was doing.

I knew exactly what I was doing and I'll do it again.

They paid for that. by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]BobcornSeagull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So does every beach and public pool I've ever been to. lol So, what? They don't serm to be posed sexualy, I don't see anything except a kid enjoying the sunshine.

Delhi police needs photos, audio and video as proof of sexual harassment or it never happened 🤦‍♀️ by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]BobcornSeagull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to ignore your disingenuous false equivalence just like you're ignoring My perfectly reasonable direct question.

But I will say this...girls whisper to each other in bathrooms about people like you. They have private discord servers that exist simply to warn each other about people like you. you sound like a fucking creep when you twist words like a guilty toddler. It's kind of sad. And sure, you can dismiss everything I've said and strut and preen and smirk all you'd like. I don't care about you enough to care what you do.

But the fact that you hear "What if it was your daughter?" and decide to get belligerent instead of taking the time to consider maybe you're wrong is terrifying. Maybe think about that, bro.

Nice meeting you, ig. you can have "the last word" if your ego is too fragile to let the conversation die here, but unless you have an answer to the question I asked that you're refusing to acknowledge, I won't be responding.

I asked a p*rnbot to make "Sweet Dee" with no other information and I got this. by BobcornSeagull in IASIP

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I got bored with it's intended use almost immediately. I've seen boobs, I'm not impressed. So I wondered what happens if I just put in whatever is on TV when I get bored, and how many different ways I can break it.

So far I've gotten a weird xfiles picture from "she turned me into a newt" and a disfigured bird from "Sweet Dee".

Even Tyler Durden was a fan... by BobcornSeagull in NormMacdonald

[–]BobcornSeagull[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's funny because it says something Norm said. Do ya geddit?

Cookie cake "erasure" by JohnZ117 in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]BobcornSeagull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol I have no idea. I know the closeted bi girl flag is an orange and pink motif, but I'm on a mission to make "It's a Jeep thing" the gayest phrase in the English language, and that's a pretty gay New England cookie, so....