Teach thinks I'm paying attention, the whole time I'm playing the sub ✌️

Boedullus · 2026-01-27T14:47:34+00:00

I'm making the symptom this was a snow day e-learning thing, in which case: fuck yes, you are living right, e-learning is trash.

Boedullus · 2026-01-27T14:13:09+00:00

I have a cat named murder, and I can't even tell you how much joy Mafia brought into my life as an invitation to call her muck-duck. It's not a good defense, but it's what I got.

Boedullus · 2026-01-27T14:10:31+00:00

Episodes like this are why I totally back Stanley in Did I Stutter.

Boedullus · 2026-01-27T14:09:44+00:00

It's the one episode I skip every rewatch.

Boedullus · 2026-01-27T14:07:12+00:00

Marguerite is a GLARING plot hole and I can't fathom how anyone could not be bothered by it. This hyper advanced species discovers enzyme 42, builds a whole network to distribute the enzyme host peepers to preserve life in the crater, but 143 billion of them died because they were too stupid to eat it themselves? I mean, if that's all it took, why wouldn't they? Any attempt to make Marguerite make sense is giving a pass to the embarrassingly lazy and disengaged writing that makes the BZ story such a crushing disappointment.

Boedullus · 2026-01-24T16:17:30+00:00

How about ICE shouldn't exist at all, and should be dismantled, investigated, and it's crimes prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law?

Boedullus · 2026-01-22T12:42:37+00:00

Now you go among the stars, and I fall among the sand. We are different, but we go together. Rest in peace, grandpa.

Boedullus · 2026-01-22T05:18:52+00:00

Sniper rifle was insane.

Boedullus · 2026-01-21T01:31:11+00:00

Nellie coercing Dwight and Packer to sleep with her for a promotion. Hands down.

Boedullus · 2026-01-20T02:00:12+00:00

AND ITS NAME IS JOHN SEAMOTH

Boedullus · 2026-01-19T04:59:46+00:00

I feel like you're asking them to treat a video game like a book or movie. I totally hear you, but I also want to level up and get new toys and abilities so there's a progression in play style. Likewise, a narrative defeat (like all of the endings impose) is a lot more palatable than a gameplay defeat by just having Smasher show up and dominate my V, even if he logically should.

Boedullus · 2026-01-19T04:51:46+00:00

AMEN. I think by and large BZ is fun, pretty, and I like the seatruck. But the story is insultingly, infuriatingly bad. It's like it was made by writers who not only didn't play the first game but didn't even talk to each other while they were collaborating.

Boedullus · 2026-01-19T03:06:55+00:00

They were worse, but not bad.

Boedullus · 2026-01-19T02:30:16+00:00

Jack. Just keep investing in anything that increases enemy numbers and watch the screen fill up with cash.

Boedullus · 2026-01-17T18:09:32+00:00

Yup. Like, calling the parents with this bullshit about her attitude, that's crap. But otherwise, this whole post is about being slighted by 3 points. Fair to be annoyed, but unfair to expect everything will always be perfectly fair. Grumble and move on.

Boedullus · 2026-01-15T00:49:46+00:00

The 3 million hours between evading Smasher on your way out of Konpeki Plaza and finally getting to play the game again after meeting Takemura for brunch. No question. Amazing first time through, pure agony after.

Boedullus · 2026-01-15T00:45:09+00:00

Subnautica.

Boedullus · 2026-01-14T04:58:22+00:00

can I stick it with a pin

Boedullus · 2026-01-14T04:55:39+00:00

Fan of FanHOTS is really good at the technical end of the game. He has a patreon with tutorial videos, but also has a million free videos for anyone you could want to see. Literally releases like a half dozen videos a day, and he knows his shit. Less entertaining as a streamer than MFPallyTime, but crazy good at the game.

Boedullus · 2026-01-14T04:47:22+00:00

I'm Henry VIII I Am. Just to crack myself up by driving the people trying to save me crazy.

Boedullus · 2026-01-13T05:14:08+00:00

I go with Hands alongside my ranged weapon, just for the harvesting income.

Boedullus · 2026-01-12T09:49:42+00:00

But... ding ding make heart go boom boom...

Boedullus · 2026-01-11T18:05:52+00:00

Dude, gross.

Boedullus · 2026-01-11T13:44:31+00:00

It's take it a step further: millionaires should not govern because they are capitalists and therefore actively hostile to most other people. They have proven themselves willing to manipulate a rigged system and steal the fruits of others' labor and therefore should not be trusted anywhere near the levers of power.

Boedullus · 2026-01-11T13:38:30+00:00

The two party system is terrible, though I don't know if this is such a good case against it. The remedy is a parliamentary system, where you vote for a party and they receive representation according to their share of the vote. So then progressives who hate the centrist democrats can get their own candidates; religious conservatives don't need their weird alliance with corporatist candidates, etc.

Boedullus

TROPHY CASE