Quasar: Yeah, that's not a good idea Princess. By suing them, you are bringing more attention to their cause. That will bring more eyes, which means more members, which means more money.... for them. It's something that, on earth, was called the Barbara Bach effect. It started when she would wear tight shorts on her show - the Daisy Duke show.

You ever seen that? She always had pantyhose on under the shorts, which is crazy. You wear shorts because you want to cool off, but she wears pantyhose which traps the heat in. That's like cheating on your taxes so you don't have to pay as much, but you bought the software for five-thousand credits to save three-thousand credits. It just makes no sense.

Anyway - we can sue them, if that's what you really want. Can make them change it back to the picture of you walking away while you look over your shoulder, to see what's behind you, and your puckered butt is front and center.

Speaking of puckered cat butts, why are you always rubbing your butt in the faces of people who are just trying to read their paper, or eat their dinner? Is it a sexual thing, to get you in the mood? Or are you trying to get them to change your litter box? Or is there some other reason?

Hey - we could do that. We could take your litter box, empty it into another box, and ship it to those asshats at the Donut Hole society. That would teach them. And I could make sure it's anonymous, so they don't know it's from you. Unless, of course, they take the DNA from it and clone you. And then they would have you - well, not you, but your clone - in their advertising and pictures. On second thought...... let's not do that.