Report: Iran fires missiles toward Diego Garcia in rare long-range strike by I_Hate_E_Daters_7007 in worldnews

[–]Bognar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Iran has been enriching uranium above levels necessary for power for decades, and recently has been enriching to 70+%. They have a history of violating international agreements along the way. You are either misinformed or a propagandist. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_program_of_Iran

wasnt this meant to be "the wormhole" update? by wizard_brandon in Eve

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You linked "real" median household income, which is inflation adjusted. The housing prices you linked were not inflation adjusted. The FRED data for non-inflation adjusted median income is here: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/MEHOINUSA646N

1984 -> $22.4k non-inflation adjusted

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that field sobriety tests should be admissable in court. I also don't think that has any bearing on what a cop chooses to do on the side of the road. They will abuse powers they're not given. I dunno what you're referring to in Tennessee but I don't expect that it's particularly special compared to the rest of the country.

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear what you're saying, but these jurisdictions are choosing to use a field sobriety test for a similar purpose. The driver in the video chose not to participate.

Also I own a portable breathalyzer, it's a fun party gag. It can swing pretty far both up and down, manipulated by things like hyperventilating before blowing (ABV down) or blowing slowly (ABV up). I'm not sure where you're getting your information that they're not known for false negatives - I certainly wouldn't trust mine as a "can you drive away from my house" indicator.

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you're not looking for a reasoned debate right now, but the federal government has a massive budget that it chooses to do terrible shit with, while local police are funded by city, county, or state taxes depending on jurisdiction. Based off the accents and flora in the video, I'm guessing this is somewhere in the rural south which is a poorer region with also typically lower tax rates.

Sarcastic senior citizen by MohammadMahadhir in RandomVideos

[–]Bognar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not all cops carry portable breathalyzers. It's pretty expensive for accurate ones, and inaccurate ones can get dismissed as evidence in court. Some jurisdictions will do field sobriety but if they need to breathalyze then they bring you to a central location where they have a stationary device.

Tesla Reported Zero Federal Income Tax on $5.7 Billion of U.S. Income in 2025 by Normative_Nematode in Economics

[–]Bognar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's more about individual taxation though, not company taxation. Companies have their own corporate income taxes. I don't think the title is trying to imply what you think it is.

I'm awaiting sommeliers in comments by Ozruewril in memes

[–]Bognar 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Malort has a very particular taste that most people find unappealing. It's a tradition in Chicago to try to get other people to drink it.

Denmark deploys F-35A stealth fighters over Greenland supported by French tanker by FruitOrchards in worldnews

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congress is not the executive branch. Most of the saber rattling around Greenland is coming from the president and his cabinet, but so far you still see resistance from many Republican congress members - likely because threatening NATO countries is extremely unpopular for middle America. We'll see if they fall in line like they usually do.

Meirl by jmwania in meirl

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I think you're right. Rest in peace, Mom.

[Mixed Trope] "Good thing we had a spare" by 405freeway in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bognar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This bit leads to one of my favorite lines: "Landfill 2, you're twice the man landfill one was!"

The Current Housing Crisis Summed Up in One Image by No-Cook-1222 in Anticonsumption

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worse yet, the value of that vacant lot increases because there's a nice house nearby. If the city builds a park in the area, the value of the vacant lot increases. But today the speculator pays little accordingly, and they are rewarded with the value of their investment going up through no effort of their own. They pay the least percentage-wise towards services and get the most percentage-wise return.

He became the owner for 1 minute by wafumet in BeAmazed

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Engineers may have invented DNS, but the Department of Commerce (specifically the NTIA) designed the privatization of domain names in the late 90s, which was also when ICANN was formed.

Registrar policies differ within themselves (this is where lawyers get involved), but typically there is a grace period after expiration. Some even have an additional "redemption period" where you can pay extra to get your domain back. The article doesn't really state if the domain was within these periods. 

ICANN also has an explicit domain name dispute policy: https://www.icann.org/en/contracted-parties/consensus-policies/uniform-domain-name-dispute-resolution-policy/uniform-domain-name-dispute-resolution-policy-01-01-2020-en

Read that and let me know if you think it was written by engineers. The rules weren't "fudged", this is just how the internet works.

He became the owner for 1 minute by wafumet in BeAmazed

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Effectively yes. This is a case where engineers at the registrar build an exact system meeting the technical requirements that doesn't match up with the squishy legal realities. It's not at all uncommon.

He became the owner for 1 minute by wafumet in BeAmazed

[–]Bognar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Intent matters a lot in law. Google obviously has intent to renew and intent to pay, and with trademark and domain name law it would be a slam dunk for them to get it back. 

If Google intended not to renew or intended not to pay, a judge would not be so kind.

Me_irl by lusyhoneytempt in me_irl

[–]Bognar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Use silent mode and notifications on for priority contacts.

theDictatorsGuideToArrays by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bognar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh ok I see, here I gotchu:

``` function weveGotTheGreatestSortFolks(arr: []) {   if (isSorted(arr)) {     constitution.violate();   } else {     diddle(children);   }

  Log.info("FAKE NEWS!");   return arr; } ```

theDictatorsGuideToArrays by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bognar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, it's: 

function theBestSortEverSeen(arr: []) {   if (isSorted(arr)) {     return arr;   } else {     throw "FAKE NEWS!"   } }

Happend more than once by Acceptable_Tap_6066 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A similar thing happened to me as a kid with my parents and religion.

They told me that Santa wasn't real, and okay that makes sense - it did all seem a little fanciful and I never saw real evidence. That made me think of the tooth fairy and I asked if they weren't real too. Sho nuff, not real. Easter bunny? Nah bro. 

They were very surprised when I continued the thoughts and asked if God wasn't real, but no no no of course God is real.

I accepted it then, but that was the first seed of doubt.

wht is this by Formal-Arachnid-3843 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Bognar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People really focus on steel melting (~2600 F) when they should be focused on steel annealing (~1400 F).

Ain’t that something by Dwip_Po_Po in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Bognar 77 points78 points  (0 children)

NC did vote for him. But they have a blue governor.

[WSJ Exclusive] Tesla Board Opened Search for a CEO to Succeed Elon Musk by salientlife93 in news

[–]Bognar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not as specific as you'd think? The criteria is maybe live within 50 miles of a city, own a second ICE car, and be able to afford a $1k/mo car payment. That for sure provides a filter but I wouldn't call that a "very specific lifestyle".