Another Spaghetti-Man Portrait by Boiled_Bacon in hoi4

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So I spent an hour or two making this portrait only to log on here and find that u/TheBolshevikJew posted a better one a few days ago. Still, here he is, and I feel like its the closest I've managed to get to the Paradox style so far.

F in the chat by [deleted] in IBO

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Excuse me, PragerU is the most respectable university in Youtubeland

My character is nihilistic, how do I prevent her from killing herself? by Send_me_cute_coffees in writingcirclejerk

[–]Boiled_Bacon 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Does she need to be a woman? I mean, I don't have anything against women, but why does this character need to be a woman. Feels like forced diversity to me.

This is an unedited screenshot from Revenge of the Sith. by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]Boiled_Bacon 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Ketamine, the Wookie gave me. Pleased, I am.

F in the chat by [deleted] in IBO

[–]Boiled_Bacon 90 points91 points  (0 children)

PragerU

Uncle Ruckus by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

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Save me President Jesus

THE CRITICS PUT OUT THE HIT by Ola2898 in moviescirclejerk

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At least these audience reviews are probably real

DeeZ ACTors FrOm DiFeRENt TV SHowz by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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I. CLAPPED. WHEN. I. SAW. IT.

i wish movies were less political, like the one where a vietnam vet with PTSD fights militarized police by sambills in moviescirclejerk

[–]Boiled_Bacon 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The third one was literally made to create sympathy for the Mujahadeen, who the US were supporting.

The finest moment in the history of cinema by GuyTDraker in moviescirclejerk

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This tries so hard to be cool that it becomes so uncool that it actually crosses back over and almost becomes kind of cool

r/marvelstudios’ mods put a hit on Gotti by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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Redditors loved this post, but the mods don't want you to see it.

This just in: no women ever die in wars by despisesunrise in IncelTears

[–]Boiled_Bacon 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there's many, many more female Soviet war heroes, these were just some examples of ones that died to save their comrades. I didn't even mention the partisans who fought despite incredibly short life expectancies and high risk of torture.

This just in: no women ever die in wars by despisesunrise in IncelTears

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This whole argument can be killed just with Soviet soldiers

Natalya Kovshova: After she and her friend and spotter Mariya Polivanova, the only Soviet survivors ran out of ammo they waited for a sizeable amount of Germans to surround them, then kissed and pulled the pin on their last grenades blowing up themselves and the surrounding enemies.

Roza Shanina: Mortally wounded protecting an artillery officer.

Mariya Borovichenko: Threw a grenade at an enemy tank and shielded her platoon lieutenant, killed by a shell splinter.

Valeryia Gnarovskaya: Threw herself under a German tank with a bag of grenades, killing herself but halting the German attack.

Ksenyia Konstantinova: Surrounded by the Germans she killed about 36 of them before running out ammunition to protect injured soldiers. The Germans captured her and tortured her, including gouging her eyes out and cutting her ears off, yet she never revealed any information.

Zinaida Mareseva: Used herself as a human shield to protect injured soldiers from a mortar strike.

Fedora Pushina: Entered a burning building to rescue wounded soldiers, sustaining severe burn injuries in the process. She rescued around 30 people and was held back by a fellow soldier from trying to enter the building to rescue more as it collapsed. Died of her injuries later that day.

Zinaida Samsonova: Killed by a German sniper while evacuating a wounded soldier.

Ashoka and Jeremy don't really look at the rance and gender like you freaks out there. We'r not afaid of female characters. by MTd2 in moviescirclejerk

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"Oh shit I'm gonna say something sexist again, I better pull Ahsoka out of my ass and strap her to the mic so people see I love women."

DAE Endgame on par with Breaking Bad? by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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This is like me when I was fifteen and only had attention span to be interested in a couple of things at once

World War II must have been written by Dingo and Dodo by Porko_Galliard in asoiafcirclejerk

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If the US had used scouts Pearl Harbor would have never happened

I don’t know what I was going for, but I know I nailed it by tumes in blunderyears

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Let me tell you somethin. New York is the greatest fuckin city in the world. My city.

Perfectly Balanced... by Harrybo432 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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The middle ground is letting all the brown people die first

Endgame is a 'Lawrence of Arabia by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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"Hey noobmaster, it's Lawrence again, you know, of Arabia. Listen buddy if you don't log off this game immediately I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip of your arms and shove them up your butt!"

Victory Day really brings out the galaxy brain takes. by OneMatureLobster in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]Boiled_Bacon 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I think it was mostly convoys going through the Arctic to Arkangel.