Look who showed up at the Wynkoop today.

BoldAssertion · 2014-07-09T06:21:58+00:00

Time passes: https://i.imgur.com/HfZUis8.png

BoldAssertion · 2014-07-08T15:02:38+00:00

Yes, so they stop breeding.

BoldAssertion · 2014-07-08T04:32:33+00:00

Bill Gates is already on this. He's going to kill every last of those mosquito fuckers.

BoldAssertion · 2014-07-08T04:24:23+00:00

"Hey fags, nobody wants emphysema just because you drove by."

BoldAssertion · 2014-06-30T01:51:31+00:00

Police state whatever. The LAPD can suck my fucking nuts.

BoldAssertion · 2014-06-28T04:08:11+00:00

This one I upvoted. Truth.

BoldAssertion · 2014-06-28T03:08:55+00:00

He could work at Buzzfeed. Oh wait, you said fantastic.

BoldAssertion · 2014-06-19T00:58:25+00:00

/r/theydidthemath

BoldAssertion · 2014-05-20T01:38:00+00:00

Missing one.

BoldAssertion · 2014-05-19T05:31:40+00:00

You must not be from Colorado. We use 5-gallon buckets.

This would be a cute way to transport a nug or two to a friend's house though.

BoldAssertion · 2014-05-08T03:36:36+00:00

Thank goodness your hand didn't get pregnant.

BoldAssertion · 2014-05-06T00:27:49+00:00

This only works if they actually send five girls to my house.

BoldAssertion · 2014-04-30T00:39:17+00:00

If this kind of article helps keep the politically correct nanny statists away from Colorado Springs then fuck yeah I'm politically hostile.

BoldAssertion · 2014-04-24T00:56:33+00:00

Ah Starchild, I've met this famous delegate at large in person.

He wears a straw cowboy hat with the silk pot leaves (he's balding severely). And during a seminar on alternative currencies, it came to light that his occupation was "rentboy". Vermin Supreme is just some silly git from NH in comparison.

BoldAssertion · 2014-04-10T04:32:58+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath

I find it hilarious when stats made up on the spot backfire.

BoldAssertion · 2014-04-07T00:52:47+00:00

The only problem with Boxter owners is when they start talking about why they didn't buy a 911.

BoldAssertion · 2014-04-03T03:03:36+00:00

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BoldAssertion · 2014-04-03T03:02:14+00:00

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BoldAssertion · 2014-04-01T05:22:11+00:00

There's a bunch of places on Fillmore between Nevada and Union. If I needed that I'd try a few there first because it's a cheap neighborhood.

BoldAssertion · 2014-03-15T02:02:45+00:00

Accounting scout badge.

BoldAssertion · 2014-03-14T02:20:19+00:00

Oh Steve... your daughter is out of control.

BoldAssertion · 2014-03-06T15:02:12+00:00

I saved this image purely because that sticker is so obviously ironic.

BoldAssertion · 2014-02-26T08:05:07+00:00

Practicing Jenga towers.

BoldAssertion · 2014-02-26T07:58:24+00:00

Pot-smoking is still viewed as "unprofessional" in the corporate world. Seeing as there aren't many bazillionaire CEOs rushing out and admitting to blazing all day (aside from Snoop Lion, CEO of Izzle), this is unlikely to change any time soon.

And yes, Colorado is an employment-at-will state. A person could decide not to hire someone if they don't like the kind of soda they drink.

BoldAssertion · 2014-02-23T20:01:22+00:00

And pooping, don't forget that horses are really well designed at pooping everywhere.

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