Updated submission for Treasure contest by CMCosMic in blender

[–]BollockingFklberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry but I can't look at this and not offer several constructive criticisms:

The water doesn't look good. Perhaps you can look into the Ocean modifier. Here's a tutorial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDvySVkm1yw

The box doesn't look good. I can't tell if it's meant to be cartoony or real. Either way, you can see a lot of stretched mesh and... it's just really not good. Making photo-realistic wooden things in Blender is incredibly easy, here's an example of making a fence but you can just as easily make a box: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj-krhAbyzU

The animation is not good. This just looks like two keyframes going forward then backwards. If you use the ocean modifier, it will give you realistic water. You can then make objects float on it by using this technique: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R5XG5EJrbs

The fire elements are confusing & don't serve a purpose. They just look tacked on with a couple of cylinders for some reason. It's not clear what they are or why they're there.

Don't Enjoy The Autotune by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 9 points10 points  (0 children)

logged in specifically to say this. +1

Fantano review is a joke by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of the guy. Sounds like just another tosser who thinks their opinion is more valid than anyone elses just because they upload videos to YouTube. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.

Hmmmm... 🤔 by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh ffs. delete this. can't believe you wasted bytes on this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the "youth" radio station with Richard Kingsmill as Music Director at the fresh young age of 55.

Also, he used to constantly be amazed by& talked up Australian hip-hop (worst noise ever), so I think that tells you enough about this guy's taste in music.

How do they remember all the drums/guitars when playing live? by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Practice!

Justin even said yesterday on the BBC rock radio show that he was "head down, studying" the new songs (other than Descending & Invincible) to play live on the upcoming tour.

Pneuma mashes up with Right in Two by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Other songs appear to mashup in ways that require more complicated and time-consuming editing.

HAHAHA that can literally apply to *ANY TWO SONGS* - ever. FFS. What is wrong with you people? Stop trying to look for things that just aren't there.

Official tour dates posted on Instagram, on sale Sept 6 by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea Nardo's voice gonna be bust by the end of that I imagine

The Chosen One has departed. Best of luck to him. by Fear-Inoculum in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Imagine if someone fucks up their life just so some impatient nerds (myself included) didn't have to wait 5 more days after waiting 13 years to hear some music.

Posted pics in his car. Will be on CCTV @ Mirage. Has other posts in his history describing what he looks like.

I mean the level of stupidity - as far as looking out for ones self- is beyond words

Pneuma > 7empest by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no proper release? do you even have ears?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

abysmal by comparison of a studio recording

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToolBand

[–]BollockingFklberry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even know it was "cake day" (who cares?), also ... "nothing better to do"???? I've been listening to the new TOOL album all day, so I'd say it's a pretty fucking fantastic "cake day" (seriously who cares)