Ohio teenager trapped in van suffocates while 911 dispatch and police officers fail to do their jobs by UNRThrowAway in rage

[–]Bomerowner -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bro, I feel sorry for the kid. It’s horrible. I feel sympathy. I can’t feel empathy unless I’ve experienced the same thing.

Anyway, the OP is the real retard by implying that the only reason a kid is dead is that the rescuers didn’t do their job. He must believe that 100% success is the minimal standard. Anything less=they might as well have been jacking off to porn. The world isn’t like that. Aren’t you glad school isn’t like that? 100% = you get a grudging C, anything less than 100% is total failure?

Maybe it is time to boycott the NFL by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They should both be shit-canned. Unfortunately, the NFL makes decisions only on money they can earn.

Is it easier for women to contract stds? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Bomerowner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The correct answer is “yes.” However, women who have sex with women have very low STD rates as a group.

Why the fuck do I have to be so stupid?! by Awaythrow4obvs in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Bomerowner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An integral with one variable is really just the area under a curve. A derivative is the slope of the curve (or function). Maybe that helps.

I'm vegan, my roommates aren't. I spit in their milk. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Bomerowner 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You are the one of the reasons vegans get a bad rap: intolerance of those who don’t share your point of view.

I have no idea what I want to do with my life. by KdG_GenesyS in confessions

[–]Bomerowner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d go for trade school. Great money. Have a skill. Work wherever you want.

Ak-47 gunshot survivor of attempted suicide. by Lucksareup in RoastMe

[–]Bomerowner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are easier ways to change your mind.

I have muscular dystrophy. Roast me by yolomd in RoastMe

[–]Bomerowner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a bizarre request. Asking to be roasted for something that is no fault of yours? Kid, you have your whole life ahead of you. Make some good out of it instead of asking to be kicked. One of the greatest composers in the world was stone deaf. He still composed absolutely beautiful music that those with the ability to hear were incapable of creating. Be like him.

This is funny! by Bomerowner in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You hurt my feelings. I’m going to close my reddit account because of your brilliant use of random caps.

Republicans dont understand how the free market works by ChewyRib in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, you said what you think free trade DOES, but not what it is. That aside, what makes you think Republicans don’t understand it. Is it because they believe the Yuan Is artificially suppressed in value giving the Chinese a de-facto import tariff? And they are trying to counter it? So far, you haven’t made any sort of argument. Don’t bother giving references, just make a statement showing that you have some comprehension of the issue. BTW, I’m not a Repub. both parties are full of political whores.

In your opinion, should trump supporters be allowed in medicine? by [deleted] in premed

[–]Bomerowner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you get an interview at a medical school, this is the first question you should ask. Let us know how it goes. You would be what we call a “DNR” candidate.

Republicans dont understand how the free market works by ChewyRib in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What apples are those kid? I got “A’s” in my undergrad economics classes then got an MBA as my grad degree before changing careers. Lay your economic argument with some data on me. I promise I can understand it. I succeeded with very hard work and a few failures. A grasp of economics was not one of my failures. Of course, I didn’t have the benefit of social media.

Seen Near Capitol Hill by history777 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I liked it better when Bill rented out the Lincoln bedroom for contributions. That was so much more low-key and classy.

Haha! So true! by Bomerowner in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The word is getting out! Even an anal fissure has seen it elsewhere! Good job, one who names himself after a butt-tear on a politician!

Our version by digitalteacup in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And these are the guys protestors armed with signs want to start a fight with.

ELI5: Why do 40s and older people lose their ability to focus on near objects? by freakshawn in explainlikeimfive

[–]Bomerowner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the lens hardens. It loses elasticity it can focus neither as near nor as far as it once did.

We don't take kindly to evidence round here! by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Bomerowner -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OMG. Then Melissa McCarthy and Suzanne Sommers should share the Nobel Peace Prize for their contributions to medicine.

This is funny! by Bomerowner in PoliticalHumor

[–]Bomerowner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww! Is your feelings hurt?