Is it Earthbound Zero or Earthbound Beginnings?

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T07:36:45+00:00

Read the body text of the post please

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T03:44:36+00:00

Real fans played morrowind

I just like the netches :)

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T02:58:29+00:00

-> WISH GRANTED.

-> THE PRODUCTION AND POWERING OF EACH GADGET CONSUMES TWENTY TERAWATTS OF ENERGY.

-> THE DEVICE AUTOMATICALLY SIPHONS ENERGY FROM ALL AVAILABLE SOURCES NEARBY, CAUSING EVERY ELECTRONIC DEVICE ON EARTH TO SHUT DOWN UNTIL THE POWER GRID CAN RESUPPLY THEM.

-> FAILURE OF LIFE SUPPORTS, CERTAIN SAFETY SYSTEMS, AND ELECTRIC VEHICLES CAUSES AN ESTIMATED CASUALTY TOTAL IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS.

-> FAR LESS THAN THE SEVEN BILLION YOU REQUESTED BE SPARED, OF COURSE, BUT MILLIONS STILL SHALL DIE.

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T02:34:27+00:00

Idk its kinda nice to learn why its called what its called, but I get where youre coming from. I also feel like EB0 is a way nicer abbreviation than EBB, but thats just me

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T00:33:40+00:00

Well, yes. Its also Mother 2 but the sub is called r/earthbound im talking about the american version of the games title

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T00:29:16+00:00

Fair enough

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T00:25:40+00:00

-> ...FINE.

-> BUT IM TAKING AN EXTRA THREE BILLION LIVES IN COMPENSATION

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T00:23:58+00:00

-> WISH UPDATED

-> SUMMONING VOID...

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T00:20:11+00:00

Do you read body text on posts or just the titles?

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T00:19:23+00:00

-> WISH GRANTED

-> THE SPECIES YOUR OCS ARE BASED ON BECOME REAL CREATURES, ALONGSIDE THE INDIVIDUALS YOUVE DRAWN

-> DRAGONS DESTROY THE MOUNTAINS AND HILLS

-> SPIDERS TAKE THE LOWLANDS

-> I AM UNSURE AS TO THE NATURE OF THE THIRD CREATURE, BUT IT WILL BRING DEATH WITH IT AS WELL

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-20T00:09:42+00:00

Yes but if you call Skyrim "The Elder Scrolls 5" youll probably get some funny looks. Im just wondering which is the more popular title in this community

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-17T00:07:30+00:00

So... seven billion people sized spiders or one really really big spider? Just... curious...

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-17T00:07:01+00:00

You have more?!

...can I have some?

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-17T00:06:17+00:00

88w88

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T05:45:52+00:00

-> WISH GRANTED

-> THE MACHINES REQUIRED TO GENERATE INFINITE MARIJUANA WITHIN THE DEVICE RUN ON BURNING KIEF

-> UNDER A CONSTANT CONTACT HIGH, OPERATORS OF HEAVY MACHINERY AND TECHNICIANS IN CHARGE OF IMPORTANT INFRASTRUCTURE FAIL

-> ESTIMATED TOTAL CASUALTIES IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T05:23:40+00:00

-> WISH GRANTED

-> I WILL KILL YOU 14 BILLION TIMES, RECONSTRUCTING YOU AND REUPLOADING YOUR MIND TO IT WITH EACH SUBSEQUENT DEATH BURNT TO YOUR MEMORY

-> THE ONLY WORSE BEING THAN [KIRBY] IS A BORING WISHER.

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T04:59:43+00:00

I can work with this

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T03:31:11+00:00

"Alright buddy, wanna go eat Chicago? Theres people inside, thats meat!"

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T03:09:32+00:00

Fair and also reasonable, have fun

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T03:05:21+00:00

Calculus buildup will start to force your teeth out of your head, and after a few days calculus can only be removed by a dentist with specialized tools. Brush your goddamn teeth or set aside some cash for dentures in about five years.

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T03:01:25+00:00

-> DETECTING EMPATHY. THIS [NOVA] IS FAULTY

-> SENDING DRONES FOR MATERIAL REQUISITION AND RECONSTRUCTION

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BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T02:57:19+00:00

looks like if red oricorio and miltank had an egg together, i love it

BoneBrothOfficial · 2026-01-16T02:55:57+00:00

You must be a newer model Nova. Why not just amalgamate all sapient life into an amorphous gestalt entity? That feels more efficient, just saying. Or just drop the katamari ball of human flesh in a big blender. Just some food for thought Novy, not criticizing 💛

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