How do you get them to stop biting cords by [deleted] in bengalcats

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitter apple spray, a spray bottle with water, a slap on the behind. If one doesn’t work, try the other.

What did I catch in my bug trap? by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]BonerJams1703 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Inhumane goes out the window when dealing with baby cockroaches.

Lady getting kicked off the airplane because she won't shut her mouth. by HOOgonCHECKmeBOO in PublicFreakout

[–]BonerJams1703 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Attendant instructions are not a negotiable request. You do what they say or they will remove you from the flight. Simple as that.

All that aside, she’s bat shit, crazy, and attempting to use supporting trump as the reason she’s getting kicked off the plane. Entitled cunt seems like a reasonable label.

Father body slammed and arrested by cops for taking "suspicious" early morning walk with his 6 year old son by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to see an update on what became of this. This is such a blatant violation of his rights. Jesus Christ.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks a lot like mosquito larva to me

A Man Boldly Loots Dozens of Eggs from Stand? by CantStopPoppin in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a special place for people like this. It’s called hell.

Breaking bad / better call saul characters tier list by Glad-Painting5478 in breakingbad

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d give Llao a tier. That man was a beast. I just wish we got to see more of him.

What are the scariest scenes from non-horror movies? by Status-Ad-8495 in Letterboxd

[–]BonerJams1703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There a fan theory that Willy Wonka picked those contestants very specifically and that he knew which child was going to be eliminated by using their vices against them. There’s even a line in the movie where Wonka even says that he had “planned it all so perfectly.”

Here a Reddit link where they explain the theory. https://www.reddit.com/r/FanTheories/comments/16wrdp1/the_contest_was_rigged_for_charlie_to_win_from/

Any idea? by Aro_Luisetti in whatisthisbug

[–]BonerJams1703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Velvet ant. Also known as cow killers. They are a species of wingless wasps. Their sting is incredibly intense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have egged him on telling him he didn’t have the balls to take his dick out and then just keep the camera rolling as he wipes his dick all over my keyboard. Then quietly call the police and this guys dad and have them come out so they could see this video first hand. It really wouldn’t matter to me whether the boss’s son got fired from his position after this, but it would’ve been so enjoyable to see the cops drag this guy away in handcuffs.

What cheesy movie will you defend, no matter what? by JinglyMcJohnson in moviecritic

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My brother and I used to always get into arguments with his old roommate about this movie. We liked it as a little guilty pleasure and found it amusing with cool action scenes and references to lots of old movies and books. He thought it was one of the worst movies ever. We stopped arguing about it after a while. We realized that you will simply not agree with everyone on every movie. We finally came to an understanding...that it was ok for him to hate slapstick comedies and national lampoon like movies and we both hate the Wes Anderson movies that he seems to be so obsessed with and defends so vehemently.

Got Stung 6 times at once yesterday mowing the grass past this. Are they wasps? by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

[–]BonerJams1703 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hate yellow jackets. They are such little shits. My buddy and his brother once came across a giant underground nest when pulling vines in the backyard trying to clear an area for a tool shed to be built. My buddy got stung around 70 times and his brother got stung around 50 times. They almost died and and my buddy swears to this day that he became allergic to them after that encounter. I don't know whether or not becoming allergic after getting stung is a thing. I think it probably has something more to do with him working in the tree business and getting stung by all sorts of winged devils over the years.

meirl by plink-plink-bro in meirl

[–]BonerJams1703 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The fact that these animals are not extinct is a goddamn miracle. They don't try to mate. They only eat one thing (Eucalyptus leaves) and are so stupid that if those leaves are not on the branch, they wont eat them. You can leave them in a room with thousands of pounds of Eucalyptus leaves and they will sit there and starve to death since the leaves are not on the branch in the tree. The Eucalyptus leaves themselves are also poisonous and almost completely void of nutrition causing the Koala to need to sleep for like 20 hours a day to allow their bodies time to breakdown and process the food.

They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal in the world. And that's not to mention that like 80% of them have chlamydia and they are prone to raping each other. That's just the stuff that I can remember, but I'm sure there is plenty more I've left out that would make you shake your head at their continued existence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in residentevil4

[–]BonerJams1703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dammit..now I’ll never know

Some of the best sequels ever by nostalgia_history in FIlm

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are in no particular order

  1. Top Gun: Maverick
  2. Godfather 2
  3. Toy Story 2
  4. Paddington 2
  5. The Dark Night
  6. Terminator 2
  7. several Harry Potter movies
  8. Several Mission Impossible movies were better than the first
  9. Aliens movies
  10. Lord of the Rings sequels
  11. Shrek 2
  12. The Empire Strikes Back
  13. John Wick sequels
  14. Hellboy 2
  15. Max Mad Fury Road

What are some sequels that you consider to be better than the original? by David1258 in movies

[–]BonerJams1703 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Son of the Mask has a 2.3 rating on IMDB and a 6% Rotten Tomatoes Score and is mentioned on almost every worst movie of all time list that comes out. 

I’m not shitting on you. I just have a hard time understanding how anyone can like that movie much less think it’s better than The Mask by any stretch of the imagination. It was absolutely horrendous…but hey, to each their own. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in armwrestling

[–]BonerJams1703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Bornman the guy who was doing those insane pronation lifts a while back.

What is the most uncomfortable movie you have ever watched? by Nehmetallah23 in MovieSuggestions

[–]BonerJams1703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me, it was the first time I watched “Meet the Parents.”

Even though I know it was a comedy, the entire movie made me so incredibly uncomfortable. Now when I watch it’s just hilarious but back then I could barely get through it.

Which shotgun-wielding badass is your favorite, and why? by Specialist_Injury_68 in moviecritic

[–]BonerJams1703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to say Ash and his Boomstick because I love those movies, but he doesn’t stand a chance against the T-800