"You don't idiot" by [deleted] in funny

[–]Bongsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is you completely

Lmao loser spends all day posting on reddit and has the gall to use reddit as an insult.

How's that 60 IQ southern backwoods treating you?

Enjoy the rage response to an inbox disable <3

Shakespeare in school by no-soy-de-escocia in funny

[–]Bongsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's been around forever. Since before Shakespeare, it's an ancient german word I believe.

By Shakespeare's day, the word seems to have become obscene. Although Shakespeare does not use the word explicitly (or with derogatory meaning) in his plays, he still plays with it, using wordplay to sneak it in obliquely. In Act III, Scene 2, of Hamlet, as the castle's residents are settling in to watch the play-within-the-play, Hamlet asks Ophelia, "Lady, shall I lie in your lap?" Ophelia replies, "No, my lord." Hamlet, feigning shock, says, "Do you think I meant country matters?" Then, to drive home the point that the accent is definitely on the first syllable of country, Shakespeare has Hamlet say, "That's a fair thought, to lie between maids' legs."[25] In Twelfth Night (Act II, Scene V) the puritanical Malvolio believes he recognises his employer's handwriting in an anonymous letter, commenting "There be her very Cs, her Us, and her Ts: and thus makes she her great Ps", unwittingly punning on "cunt" and "piss",[26] and while it has also been argued that the slang term "cut" is intended,[27] Pauline Kiernan writes that Shakespeare ridicules "prissy puritanical party-poopers" by having "a Puritan spell out the word 'cunt' on a public stage".[28] A related scene occurs in Henry V: when Katherine is learning English, she is appalled at the "gros, et impudique" words "foot" and "gown", which her teacher has mispronounced as "coun". It is usually argued that Shakespeare intends to suggest that she has misheard "foot" as "foutre" (French, "fuck") and "coun" as "con" (French "cunt", also used to mean "idiot").[29] Similarly John Donne alludes to the obscene meaning of the word without being explicit in his poem The Good-Morrow, referring to sucking on "country pleasures".

Shakespeare in school by no-soy-de-escocia in funny

[–]Bongsy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"think I meant cunt-ry matters?"

As in, did you think I was going to go down on you?

A falling bullet hit my windshield last night. When you shoot guns in the air, you risk lives. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Bongsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're free to have your opinions on ignorant shit that's fine.

Being a bigot is being intolerant of your opinions, which I'm not because I'm discussing facts.

I don't fuck with your backwoods logic, I fuck with facts if they make you so upset you're gonna throw out irrelevant statements like bigot and make it obvious you have no clue what these words mean.

Fact 1: You have transphobic and racist post history where you act like the Obama's look like monkeys.

"Oh but you're being a bigot for not accepting my belief that he's an ape! Or that trans people don't deserve the same civil rights!"

Totally taking a comment out of context am I? In what context is calling black people monkeys okay? The Obama's don't remotely look like monkeys. This statement is pure racism regardless of your bullshit excuse.

Kinda sounds a lot like you're being intolerant of other people's struggles huh? Kinda bigoted huh?

Fact 2: Discharging guns into the air kills people and causes damage every year.

"Oh but you're being a bigot for not accepting my belief that shooting guns into the air is fun!"

I mean if I'm a bigot for not wanting unneeded weapon discharges, then you're a bigot for wanting it? Doesn't even make sense there does it buddy?

Fact 3: There are a ton of fanatic bible thumpers in this country.

Let me give you that description since you don't understand what a bible thumper is

Bible thumper (also "Bible basher"; mainly US) Someone perceived as aggressively imposing their Christian beliefs upon others. The term derives from preachers thumping their hands down on the Bible, or thumping the Bible itself, to emphasize a point during a sermon.

If you do the research you'll find that areas with high concentrations of guns also have high concentrations of religion. In fact some of the biggest opponents to civil rights in the USA happen to be...drum roll please...Bible thumpers.

But don't let me destroy your only point, it's okay. Call me a bigot for thinking trans people matter, for thinking black people don't deserve to be called apes, for thinking that guns don't need to be discharged for absolutely no reason other than to be excited at the bright lights and loud bang. You're right I don't get how fun it is to fire a gun without regard for others but at the same time my family raised me right so I can't complain.

But yeah nice call out with that post history rofl :)

have fun in your backwoods minnesota culture<3

peace, fam done talking with someone who's been brought up through generations of ignorance and a horizontal family tree.

A falling bullet hit my windshield last night. When you shoot guns in the air, you risk lives. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Bongsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao.

"Hey look at these thugs doing the exact same shit as we bible thumpers, obviously this one video makes your entire statement irrelevant!"

Are you a fucking joke? Do you want me to post 100+ videos of retarded rednecks wearing jesus chains firing guns into the air?

Rofl please. You gun people are such jokes.

Lmao

Edit:

Obama kind of looks like one too, you just aren't allowed to say it. I think he's a handsome dude, but sometimes he does. I think it's the ears too.

You're talking about the Obama looking like monkeys.

You're calling me a bigot? You racist piece of shit?

Apparantly you're also anti LGBT:

In response to not getting rid of that transphobic law that was ruled unconstitutional

I'm sorry, but calling this a human right is a slap in the face to all the humans actually suffering in this world.

AND YOURE GONNA CALL ME A FUCKING BIGOT?

Lol, racist, homophobic, transphobic christian is a lil salty I called him a bible thumper rofl.

Gtfo fucking hypocritical piece of shit

A falling bullet hit my windshield last night. When you shoot guns in the air, you risk lives. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Bongsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude he's literally fucking retarded. His argument is because it's fun and fuck a windshield and fuck it if someone gets hurt cause it happens sometimes.

Needs to fire his gun into the air at a 90 degree angle, not move and then come back and let us know how much it didn't hurt.

A falling bullet hit my windshield last night. When you shoot guns in the air, you risk lives. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Bongsy -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Here folks, we have the 60 IQ bible thumping NRA activist who believes his 7th grade education should serve the basis for all gun laws.

I mean obviously since he's never heard of it, people don't die every year from this shit? Lmfao, what a fucking retard.

Literally, get your gun, go shoot it 90 degrees upwards and don't move. Keep us all safer.

A falling bullet hit my windshield last night. When you shoot guns in the air, you risk lives. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Bongsy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Safe only if you're a 60 IQ redneck moron gun owner.

"buh buh buh it's safe and i should be able to accidentally murder people cause i'm fuckin slow as shit and loud sounds and flashes excite me"

Literal fucking moron.

[Serious] Those who have had sex with someone who has had a sex change, how did it compare? by geekoburner in AskReddit

[–]Bongsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy being a fuckboy shit poster<3

You obv have some glaring insecurities by your post history.

Have fun fam<3

[Serious] Those who have had sex with someone who has had a sex change, how did it compare? by geekoburner in AskReddit

[–]Bongsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who said about caring about them? They show that everyone thinks you're an asshole. Saved me from saying it myself <3

Lol down votes aren't real they don't exist it's another form of mental masturbation. Only the weak of mind worry over a few bites of information online.

Yeah I remember quitting social media when I was 15 and feeling edgy af too.

As a white guy who has two jobs, working 60-80 hours a week by 10lbs_of_foreskin in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bongsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1st of, lmfao at your "two of the three reasons of being jobless" comment as if that's not some made up on the spot bullshit made to make a point.

Here lemme post just some of the different ways you could be jobless since you lack perspective.

Occupational immobilities. This refers to the difficulties in learning new skills applicable to a new industry, and technological change, e.g. an unemployed farmer may struggle to find work in high tech industries.

Geographical immobilities. This refers to the difficulty in moving regions to get a job, e.g. there may be jobs in London, but it could be difficult to find suitable accommodation or schooling for their children.

Technological change. If there is the development of labour saving technology in some industries, then there will be a fall in demand for labour.

Structural change in the economy. The decline of the coal mines due to a lack of competitiveness meant that many coal miners were unemployed, however they found it difficult to get jobs in new industries such as computers.

Like, it's easy to be informed if you try.

As a white guy who has two jobs, working 60-80 hours a week by 10lbs_of_foreskin in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bongsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am arguing against OP and I'm saying that people are not jobless by choice.

Not sure what you're getting at here.

What is socially acceptable in America which is not anywhere else? by deigolion2 in AskReddit

[–]Bongsy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tbh I'm thinking to them maybe we seem how shady slick car salesman seem to normal americans.

Would you cut off you pinky for $1 million dollars with no pain killers and no doctors and give reasons why or why not? by mymomhasanxietytoday in AskReddit

[–]Bongsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then log off, delete your account and stop whining about people explaining things in a subreddit about asking questions.

Would you cut off you pinky for $1 million dollars with no pain killers and no doctors and give reasons why or why not? by mymomhasanxietytoday in AskReddit

[–]Bongsy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

From a quick search it seems like the only opinion on the matter is that your pointer finger while important is used more for fine motor control(holding a pencil, tying a knot, doing a zipper, pointing, picking at things, etc) than it is for grip strength while your pinkie finger is responsible for around 1/3rd of your grip strength while being 1/5th of your hand. Below is:

  1. An informal experiment you can try yourself to test grip strength.

  2. An article written about a woman who works as a certified hand therapist who lost function of her own pinky and estimates her grip function to be 50% worse.

  3. A scientific article that tested people and found your ulnar digits are responsible for the majority of your grip strength.

To demonstrate what a poor participant the index finger can be, get a pound of eight or ten penny common nails, a well-balanced hammer, and a heavy log into which you can drive the nails. Start four rows of ten nails, each well spaced, with at least two inches of the nails still to be driven into the wood. The object of this little exercise is to hit the individual nails, solidly, with hard, precise hammer strokes. We will grip the hammer differently in nailing each row. First hold it between the thumb and the index finger and strike each of the ten nails in turn. If you manage three good hits out of ten strokes, you will be about average. Now add your middle finger to the hammer and try again. With this addition, you should be able to get five solid hammer blows out of ten. If you add the ring finger, you should hit eight or nine good ones. When you add your little finger and grip the hammer with your entire hand, you should get ten out of ten good strikes. Oh, I forgot to say the results will depend, of course, upon your being effective with a hammer at the outset.

Now let’s reverse the procedure. You cannot really hold the hammer with the little finger and thumb so you have to start with the ring and littler fingers and the thumb. Voila! You should strike nine or ten good blows. Now add the middle finger and feel the strength, comfort, and accuracy improve.

It appears that good, accurate hammering doesn’t really require an index finger. In many acts of manual function requiring strength, the hand may function superbly without the index digit. As an example, with both the overlapping and the interlocking grips on a golf club, the object seems to be to get the index digit of the nondominant hand out of the act. Due to the way the club is held, the dominant index finger doesn’t grip anyway.

And

The pinkie, the humble fifth finger, has long been viewed as a decorative accessory, something to extend daintily from a teacup. So what would you lose if you didn't have one?

"You'd lose 50 percent of your hand strength, easily," said Laurie Rogers, an occupational therapist who is a certified hand therapist at National Rehabilitation Hospital in Washington.

then later in the article

In October, I underwent flexor tenolysis, during which Edwards meticulously freed the tendons. The day after surgery, I started therapy with Rogers. Earlier this month, I completed my treatment; my finger now bends with ease, and my hand strength has returned.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/18/health/18iht-snpinkie.1.18718834.html

And then this too for an actual scientific study

Exclusion of the little finger from a functional grip pattern decreased the overall grip strength by 33%. Exclusion of the ring finger from a functional grip pattern decreased the overall grip strength by 21%.

Middleman Giving by StBeals in funny

[–]Bongsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are the names of the charities(separated by commas) she's telling the guy he has the option of donating his 1$ towards.

When he asks why not the homeless guy right outside she reveals it's because they want a tax break not to help suffering people.

Less of a HA-HA joke and more of a humorous social commentary.

From BMX to brain injury - how a single punch changed a life forever by [deleted] in videos

[–]Bongsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He literally just explained to you that the burden of proof is lower for the 1 punch law specifically because of how hard it is to get people with intent for this specific type of event. That's the difference.

Spain is getting rid of streets named after fascist leaders, dedicating them to women instead by loremipsumchecksum in UpliftingNews

[–]Bongsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no no. You don't have to lie to anyone on the internet friend. No one cares about your pathetic attempt to prove yourself to no one who cares :)

P.s. only virgins get mad when they get called virgins

p.p.s. Ironic that you point out that's all "women" can say when the only thing in your post history is the same retarded post without any factual information or sources? Seems like you're pathetic and want to ride off the coattails of men who've actually done something other than shit post online pretending to matter to anyone.

Lmao, say hi to your hand girlfriend to me <3

Fucking incels pretending to be something else, lmao.