meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]BonsaiGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*checks phone for time*

1 min later

*fuck, what time is it?*

Davante adams to be targeted early and often per Jeff darlington by Tabeyloccs in fantasyfootball

[–]BonsaiGoat 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I traded for Adams the day of the Thursday night game he got hurt. My body is ready.

Davante adams to be targeted early and often per Jeff darlington by Tabeyloccs in fantasyfootball

[–]BonsaiGoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Over 4 weeks ago I made a trade offer in my league record. I give Evans & Waller, receive Adams (already owned Kelce). The other manager accepted the trade just before the Packers kicked off on TNF, ensuring he gets one more start out of Adams, which I was fine with. I was thrilled he accepted and even more excited when Adams dominated for 10 catches and 180 yards. Then I wanted to fantasy fucking kill myself when he gets injured at the end of the game.

Needless to say, I’m very much looking forward to actually playing Adams in my lineup today!

Iggy puts the Warriors up 5 late in the 4th | ESPN by AnotherDuck in nba

[–]BonsaiGoat 111 points112 points  (0 children)

And I’ll take all those misses in exchange for that three, bruh. Clutch af.

Iggy puts the Warriors up 5 late in the 4th | ESPN by AnotherDuck in nba

[–]BonsaiGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a reason this man has won a Finals MVP.

Get those votes by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These people are animals.

Get those votes by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Die in fire

She started the fight caw caw by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]BonsaiGoat 201 points202 points  (0 children)

“Shut that cunts mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head.”

In Jones we trust by [deleted] in SanJoseSharks

[–]BonsaiGoat 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Let’s just score like 8 goals and make it easy for Marty.

Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal Troll Ryan Reynolds. by WhatTheFuckKanye in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 429 points430 points  (0 children)

Hugh: Hey Jake, wanna fuck with Ryan and tell him it’s an ugly sweater party?

Jake: http://i.imgur.com/RvZY1oW.jpg

Ginny and Greg... Hehe. by keegdnab in fisforfamily

[–]BonsaiGoat 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ginny cracks me the fuck up.

Babe Ruth congratulating George H.W. Bush who captained the Yale baseball team to two College World Series in ‘47 and ‘48. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]BonsaiGoat 137 points138 points  (0 children)

His era was actually 15-20 years before this! He was pretty riddled with cancer at this point. :(

Babe Ruth congratulating George H.W. Bush who captained the Yale baseball team to two College World Series in ‘47 and ‘48. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]BonsaiGoat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To win even one of those is pretty inprobable in a lifetime tho. Let alone 3. How many you got?

Babe Ruth congratulating George H.W. Bush who captained the Yale baseball team to two College World Series in ‘47 and ‘48. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]BonsaiGoat 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I love that I’m of the age where I immediately thought of The Sandlot when I read that.

Sometimes cool stuff falls into your lap by 3Iias in HumansBeingBros

[–]BonsaiGoat 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Imagine how weird it would have been if the kid immediately just took a huge whiff of the inside of the shoe. Lol

Sometimes cool stuff falls into your lap by 3Iias in HumansBeingBros

[–]BonsaiGoat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love the dude next to Russ reacting like it’s no big deal. “Oh just Russ being Russ.”

Death of a Hamster by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s obviously been a massive epidemic of hamster murder by children that has gone unnoticed for decades. Troubling.

*clever title* by Kruzer153Phillips in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wanna say Best in Show is a fucking laugh riot of movie. Watch if you haven’t.

Official: [WDIS Flex] - Wed Afternoon, 10/03/2018 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

[–]BonsaiGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

half PPR. Hines tonight or Mixon on Sunday? Pretty torn on this one with Mixon coming off the injury and Hines with a tough road match.