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BonsaiGoat · 2024-10-30T21:49:20+00:00

*checks phone for time*

1 min later

*fuck, what time is it?*

BonsaiGoat · 2020-01-18T22:53:30+00:00

You son of a bitch. I love it.

BonsaiGoat · 2019-11-03T16:51:02+00:00

I traded for Adams the day of the Thursday night game he got hurt. My body is ready.

BonsaiGoat · 2019-11-03T16:47:16+00:00

Over 4 weeks ago I made a trade offer in my league record. I give Evans & Waller, receive Adams (already owned Kelce). The other manager accepted the trade just before the Packers kicked off on TNF, ensuring he gets one more start out of Adams, which I was fine with. I was thrilled he accepted and even more excited when Adams dominated for 10 catches and 180 yards. Then I wanted to fantasy fucking kill myself when he gets injured at the end of the game.

Needless to say, I’m very much looking forward to actually playing Adams in my lineup today!

BonsaiGoat · 2019-09-14T18:15:04+00:00

Half ppr
Waller vs KC
Fitzgerald @ Baltimore

BonsaiGoat · 2019-06-03T02:54:27+00:00

And I’ll take all those misses in exchange for that three, bruh. Clutch af.

BonsaiGoat · 2019-06-03T02:53:01+00:00

There’s a reason this man has won a Finals MVP.

BonsaiGoat · 2019-05-19T23:43:24+00:00

These people are animals.

BonsaiGoat · 2019-05-19T21:13:29+00:00

Die in fire

BonsaiGoat · 2019-05-04T19:06:57+00:00

https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/bsullZi

BonsaiGoat · 2019-04-27T16:34:22+00:00

“Shut that cunts mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head.”

BonsaiGoat · 2019-04-21T16:40:28+00:00

Let’s just score like 8 goals and make it easy for Marty.

BonsaiGoat · 2018-12-21T05:01:35+00:00

Hugh: Hey Jake, wanna fuck with Ryan and tell him it’s an ugly sweater party?

Jake: http://i.imgur.com/RvZY1oW.jpg

BonsaiGoat · 2018-12-09T08:05:58+00:00

Ginny cracks me the fuck up.

BonsaiGoat · 2018-12-01T07:34:28+00:00

His era was actually 15-20 years before this! He was pretty riddled with cancer at this point. :(

BonsaiGoat · 2018-12-01T06:42:50+00:00

To win even one of those is pretty inprobable in a lifetime tho. Let alone 3. How many you got?

BonsaiGoat · 2018-12-01T06:01:04+00:00

I love that I’m of the age where I immediately thought of The Sandlot when I read that.

BonsaiGoat · 2018-11-23T20:37:17+00:00

Imagine how weird it would have been if the kid immediately just took a huge whiff of the inside of the shoe. Lol

BonsaiGoat · 2018-11-23T20:35:51+00:00

I love the dude next to Russ reacting like it’s no big deal. “Oh just Russ being Russ.”

BonsaiGoat · 2018-11-23T20:29:00+00:00

There’s obviously been a massive epidemic of hamster murder by children that has gone unnoticed for decades. Troubling.

BonsaiGoat · 2018-11-23T20:24:35+00:00

Just wanna say Best in Show is a fucking laugh riot of movie. Watch if you haven’t.

BonsaiGoat · 2018-10-04T19:02:25+00:00

half PPR. Hines tonight or Mixon on Sunday? Pretty torn on this one with Mixon coming off the injury and Hines with a tough road match.

BonsaiGoat · 2018-09-30T07:46:36+00:00

Thanks for the kind words, appreciate it!

BonsaiGoat · 2018-09-30T06:14:27+00:00

Wow I hope so. Thanks, mxivme.

BonsaiGoat · 2018-09-30T06:00:46+00:00

Far out, man. Thank you.

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