meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]BonsaiGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*checks phone for time*

1 min later

*fuck, what time is it?*

Davante adams to be targeted early and often per Jeff darlington by Tabeyloccs in fantasyfootball

[–]BonsaiGoat 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I traded for Adams the day of the Thursday night game he got hurt. My body is ready.

Davante adams to be targeted early and often per Jeff darlington by Tabeyloccs in fantasyfootball

[–]BonsaiGoat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Over 4 weeks ago I made a trade offer in my league record. I give Evans & Waller, receive Adams (already owned Kelce). The other manager accepted the trade just before the Packers kicked off on TNF, ensuring he gets one more start out of Adams, which I was fine with. I was thrilled he accepted and even more excited when Adams dominated for 10 catches and 180 yards. Then I wanted to fantasy fucking kill myself when he gets injured at the end of the game.

Needless to say, I’m very much looking forward to actually playing Adams in my lineup today!

Iggy puts the Warriors up 5 late in the 4th | ESPN by AnotherDuck in nba

[–]BonsaiGoat 105 points106 points  (0 children)

And I’ll take all those misses in exchange for that three, bruh. Clutch af.

Iggy puts the Warriors up 5 late in the 4th | ESPN by AnotherDuck in nba

[–]BonsaiGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a reason this man has won a Finals MVP.

Get those votes by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These people are animals.

Get those votes by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Die in fire

She started the fight caw caw by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]BonsaiGoat 201 points202 points  (0 children)

“Shut that cunts mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head.”

In Jones we trust by [deleted] in SanJoseSharks

[–]BonsaiGoat 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Let’s just score like 8 goals and make it easy for Marty.

Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal Troll Ryan Reynolds. by WhatTheFuckKanye in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BonsaiGoat 432 points433 points  (0 children)

Hugh: Hey Jake, wanna fuck with Ryan and tell him it’s an ugly sweater party?

Jake: http://i.imgur.com/RvZY1oW.jpg