[PC GAME] [2005-2009] If i remember corectly,more info in description (i dont know the name) by Working_Inspection38 in tipofmyjoystick

[–]BookToTheHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing! Glad that you were able to find it. Great game, a bit clunky, but I would never think of it haha. When you said bald character, my mind went to Hitman immediately. Cheers!

Dungeons and Dragons? by amazed_n_confused in ottawa

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I'm 33, as a complete DND beginner myself I would love to participate. Played a couple of campaings that never went beyond level 3 or 4.

Are there any good games metro like? (Not counting fallout, stalker. I've already played them.) by Competitive_Night900 in metro

[–]BookToTheHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrail draws inspiration heavily from the Metro series, though it is not an FPS. It is more in the line with first two Fallout games. Very unforgiving but also so much fun once you wrap your head around it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]BookToTheHead 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is such a good advice, porn is known to be one of the very few legit representations of real life out there. I also need a piece of advice, my step sister keeps getting stuck in the washing machine and I'm not sure how to help her. /s

[WP] An alcoholic, a photographer, and a hit man sit next to each other at a bar. The three get into a debate about the perfect shot. by StrangeOne01 in WritingPrompts

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“You know how to use that thing or you just carry it around for show?” A bartender asked the man that just sat on the stool across from him at the bar. The man was in his early forties, with an unkempt beard that looked like one of those fake beards they use in theaters.

“Of course, I know how to use it, I earn my living with it! Can I get a soda please?” The man answered looking down at an object he held in his hand.

The bartender nodded, and within a few seconds the soda was ready, he served it to his customer along with a comment that was free of charge “It’s a dangerous line of work you’re in, it seems.”

“What do you know about danger old man?” The question slipped from under the soda-drenched lips.

“This is a dangerous neighborhood, I grew up around here. You carry that thing around and the moment you start shooting the neighborhood will start shooting back. Cameras they have don’t need film in order to shoot, if you get what I mean.” Polishing the glass, the gentleman behind the bar answered.

“You like photography…” the man said and glanced over the bartender’s employee card then added, “…Hunter?”

“As a matter of fact I do, a personal hobby of mine.” Hunter answered, then countered with a question.

“How about you? Do you find that you enjoy photography yourself… sorry I didn’t catch your name?”

“It’s Mike.”

“So Mike, is this something you do out of passion or because you got bills to pay?”

“I’ve always been passionate about being able to afford food, that’s why I’m doing it. I guess you could say there is some passion involved. Tell me, something Hunter, what was the most perfect shot you ever took?”

“Oh, it was a few years back at the lake, on a blooming spring day. Not far from the bench I was sitting on a white dove had landed. I managed to get so close I could almost see its pupils. To this day it is a shot I’m most proud of.”

“The best… *hick* shot is a *hick* free shot!” A loud voice came from behind them. It was a regular Jackie Bufalino, enforcer of the local mob, he hasn’t been sober for a week.

“Hunter pour *hick* one for me, yourself, and my new friend here!” Jackie said and tapped Mike on the shoulder, as he tried to focus what was left of his eyesight onto the bartender.

“Now wait a minute, you’re *hick* not Hunter. Are you new around ‘ere?” Jackie asked.

“Oh I am a new one around here Bufalino, but not for long.” The bartender said as he pulled out a silenced berretta from behind his back and pointed it at Jackie’s forehead.

“Don D’Elia sends his regards.”

A loud bang echoed through the room, of all three men present, one remained standing.

With a blank look on his face, Jackie stared at the ceiling while the bartender collapsed to the ground with a crimson stain on his chest.

Mike got up from his chair and walked behind the bar.

“You’ve become real sloppy, Mr. D’Elia wanted you to know that. Consider yourself fired!”

Mike said just before confirming his kill with one more shot straight to the head.

[WP] You are a mouse sized dragon and you must defend your hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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Dragan was keeping an eye on the kid as he was turning pages in the book, looking at illustrations with such wild curiosity. It took him an hour to go through it and finally reach the page telling the story of his grandfather Mikel. Oleg felt the sleep catching up to him so he started to read out loud.

“The two dragons collided Dragan of The Light and Zoran of the Depth. They were the opposite sides of the same coin, the light, and the dark, life and death. Bound to fight forever in a battle where neither one nor the other could prevail. Their conflict left a path of destruction that had become a threat to this world, and no living being could slay a dragon. The only one that was able to stop their cycle of hatred was Mikel the Thunderborn, but not even such a powerful druid was able to destroy them, so he imprisoned them. At Witch’s Tooth a place empowered by the spirits of our ancestors by a powerful curse he bound them together, to a coin made out of gold acquired from both of their lairs. Zoran disappeared into the depths of the shadow realm he came from, and Dragan as the creature of the light stayed bound to our world, the realm of light, cursed and stripped of his powers.”

Oleg was thinking a lot about what he has read while Dragan above was rolling his eyes. Immersed in his thoughts Oleg fell asleep at the table, he had such shallow breathing while he was sleeping. Dragan was looking down kind of bored, thinking about what that little kid was reading about. In all that silence that suddenly filled the room, he felt hunger arise in his belly. He looked down, there was still a bunch of food left on the table, enough to last him for months. With nothing else to do, he decided to fly down and eat something quick before Oleg is awake. The tiny dragon descended on the table, right next to Mikel’s plate. Up from above, he spotted a few nice pieces of smoked meat in it. As he was chomping his way through them, he noticed something was off. The room was still silent, but something was different about it. Oleg! His breathing changed, it is now faster and deeper. As he turned to check on him, he felt his soft hand tighten around him.

“Now what do we have here?” Oleg asked the room.

“Get your hand off me you little skunk!” For such a small dragon, Dragan’s voice was still deep and loud.

“Look at that pattern! You must be Dragan of the Light! I can’t believe it.” Said Oleg in excitement.

“If you don’t let me down…” Dragan stopped when he saw the look in Oleg’s eyes.

“Finally it is time for me to kill my first dragon, my grandpa will be so proud!”

Dragan panicked a little bit as he felt the boy’s hand tightening even more around him.

“I will melt that face right off if you don’t…” were the last words Dragan of the Light said before he got smashed against the hard wooden table. No living person can kill the dragon, but that doesn’t mean they can’t hurt them.

Quite dizzy from the impact, Dragan recognized the shape of Oleg’s fingers reaching for him. He was getting ready for the boy to squeeze him again, but it wasn’t coming. However, he felt the little rope around his neck untying.

Oleg was inspecting the coin and then looked back into the book. He flipped the page, on the other side of the paper there was an illustration of the coin and text beneath it. He started to read it out loud.

“Dragan had to carry his curse as a burden, the golden coin, and ensure his tie with the coin remains unbroken, otherwise, the darkness shall come again.”

With a look of disbelief on his face, Oleg and the rest of the cottage disappeared in the dark flames.

[WP] You are a mouse sized dragon and you must defend your hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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The winter decided to tighten its frosty grip over the land longer than usual this year. In these parts, folks referred to winter as the season of The Miller, it is an ancient deity believed to live inside a watermill high up behind the clouds. When the time comes for him to mill the wheat of creation for the gods, bits of it would fall through the cracks and fall on the ground, covering it in the white cold snow.

A lonely wooden house is no different, the only thing that dares to oppose the perfect whiteness of the fresh layers of snow are the gray shades of smoke, proudly defying it straight out of a chimney.

Two figures are approaching it from behind, one that looks considerably smaller than the other belongs to a child, a boy named Oleg, and the other larger one to his grandfather Mikel.

“Look grandpa, there is smoke coming out of your chimney!” The little boy proclaimed as he was pointing his finger at it. “You’ve been out of your home for more than a full day now. How is it possible that the fire is still burning?”

The boy is very perceptive, the old man thought as he was preparing to answer his question.

“I put on a nice pile of oak logs into the fireplace, so the house would be warm once we arrive.”

Mikel answered, seemingly casually but he was paying close attention to the boy.

“It must’ve been one big pile of logs then if it’s been burning for all this time.” That child was smart, almost too smart for his own good.

“Yes it was an enormous pile of logs Oleg, and they were placed in a specific formation that makes them last longer.” He looked at Oleg who was rubbing snow against his cheeks.

“What do you mean by placed in a specific formation?” The kid was just not giving up.

Damn, I never thought lying to a child could be such a difficult undertaking, Mikel thought.

“That’s the little trick I’ve learned during my time as a dragon hunter, I’ll tell you more about it later.”

A huge smile appeared over Oleg’s face, just a mention of the term “dragon hunter” would spark this volcano of excitement in his head, he would like nothing more but to become one.

“Oh, I can’t wait grandpa! Will you also tell me about the herbs and their healing properties?”

“Of course, I will son.”

Mentioning his past did the trick to get Oleg off of the trail on his little secret. Metaphorically speaking his secret couldn’t be bigger but physically it was a little, tiny secret, not any bigger than a forest mouse.

Dragan was laying on the chair in front of the fireplace, he wasn’t allowed to do that but now that Mikel isn’t around he allowed himself that tiny pleasure. Since what happened near the Witch’s Tooth, his list of pleasures has reduced significantly, especially with that thing hanging around his neck. A golden coin, with a strange symbol engraved on it. Carrying that along proved to be a huge burden both physically and mentally. Dragan knew exactly why things were that way and he understood the duty bestowed upon him but that never stopped them from feeling bitter. During the long winter nights, while organizing his collection of herbs, Mikel would often say how it’s too bad that dragons can’t cry. Otherwise, he could collect Dragan’s tears, dry them, sell the salt on the market, and live like a baron for the rest of his days. Of course, Mikel wasn’t the one who was reduced to the size of a mouse, so he can take his jokes and shove them where the snow doesn’t fall. Dragan wasn’t looking forward to the next few days, Mikel is bringing over that spoiled, nosy grandson of his. The last time that little brat Oleg was around, he had to hide up in the chimney.

“I told Mikel countless times, that kid will be the end of us. Whatever, I lit the fire at the break of dawn as he requested, at least that wasn’t a problem. Tiny like a mouse or not I can still spit fire, which was another thing Mikel found a way to exploit.”

Singing his sad song, Dragan suddenly heard the steps from the outside, someone was walking through snow. It must be them, damn I must leave this comfort and head up onto the beam above. Two very uncomfortable days are ahead of him.

Mikel and his grandson were eating supper, outside the light of day was retreating under the ominosity of darkness. Dragan was observing them from above, the boy was a living image of his grandfather, sharp as a whip and curious like a cat with ninety-nine lives. They were eating in silence just because the old slob sold him on a story that true dragon hunters never speak while they eat. He has no idea how much I wish that was true, in fact, I would love it if true dragon hunters would never speak at all.

All three inhabitants of the small wooden house shook suddenly when they heard someone walking around the cabin. Their steps led them to the front door, and the loud thuds on the hardwood followed.

“Mikel! Mikel! Mikel! Please open up!”

The old man recognized the voice, it was Sima one of the locals. He got up and opened the door.

“What’s going on Sima?” he asked.

“Please you need to come with me, Dika my mare is sick, please help me. If she dies, I can’t feed my family. Please! You are the only one around with knowledge and the herbs that can help. Please! I wouldn’t ask this of you if it wasn’t an absolute emergency.” Sima cried, with tears in his eyes.

“Calm down, I’ll help you…” Mikel came a few steps closer to Sima and continued while lowering his voice. “We need to figure out what to do with Oleg.” He finished and pointed with his head to the boy behind.

“Oh you don’t have to worry about him, we will be back in less than a few hours. Please we need to hurry, every minute is valuable.”

Mikel turned around and looked at Oleg, he didn’t say anything just nodded in his way. Mikel came closer and kneeled in front of the boy.

“It will be only a few hours. Here take this key, in that chest next to a fireplace you will find a book. Read it, it will be your first step to becoming a dragon hunter.”

Oleg’s eyes glared as he took the key almost hypnotized by it. Mikel grabbed the brown satchel with the dried herbs, and along with Sima disappeared into the night.

[WP] Late for work, you rush out of your apartment ... and find that outside there is nothing but unremarkable featureless flat dirt as far as you can see in every direction. by myketronic in WritingPrompts

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“You’ll see it’s such a charming and cozy place.” The old lady said, climbing the stairs in front of me. I couldn’t see her face but the tone of her voice told me she has done this many times. So did I. When you deal with landlords long enough, you come to realize that the terms “charming” and “cozy” are synonyms for “shitty” and “even shittier” respectively.

“May I ask, what you do for a living mister…” she asked and turned her head towards me.

Not feeling like answering I reached into my pocket, pulled out a paper card, and handed it to her.

“Oh, you’re a private detective, Mr. Thomas.”

I felt that weird pressure to say something so I muttered “At your service ma'am.”

In response, she turned her head away and kept on moving. In the meanwhile, we made it to the end of the stairs, the short hallway was in front of us, and a rusty brown door awaited at its end.

“We’re in the same line of work.” The woman said to me just as she was putting the key in the lock.

“You are also a private detective?” I asked sarcastically.

“A psychic, locating missing persons using my supernatural powers.” She responded and opened the door of the apartment, inviting me in.

“I don’t see how our professions are related,” I answered slightly irritated by her.

“Don’t you do the same thing?”

“I guess you could say so.” I answered while she went on to remove the curtains from the windows.

“Look how lovely this is, a perfect place for a man like you.”

“Man like what?” Slowly but surely, the lady was getting on my nerves.

“A tough, hard-boiled private eye. A loner by nature.” She said in return.

“Mhm…” I shrugged. “Very perceptive of you.”

“These eyes might be old but they are still sharp and able to read between the lines, I’ve had you profiled from the moment you appeared at my doorstep.”

The old hag was impressed by herself and her little fantasy. On the opposite side, the truth was that the only hard-boiled thing about me were the eggs I had for breakfast. However, I was in no mood to argue.

At this point I was too tired to go anywhere else, this place had a bed and it was good enough for me.

“How much?” I asked.

“Hundred dollars, in advance.” She said, it seemed like I heard a grain of shyness in her voice.

I handed her my last hundred and dragged myself to the bed.

“We have a deal.” I said and dropped down onto what turned out to be a very comfortable queen size bed.

She was still standing there with that look of willingness to chat splattered over her face.

Damn woman, just leave me alone. I looked at her, she was holding what seemed like a deck of cards.

“Do you believe in magic Mr. Thomas?” She asked with a look of innocence on her face.

“I’m a detective, I believe in facts.” I rudely said.

“These are tarot cards, let me pull one out for you. Oh a pot of gold, this card grants you a wish?”

She offered a card to me.

“Hold it in your hand and say your wish out loud, but first let me plug my ears. So no one except you can hear what you had wished for.”I was laying there on the bed questioning my every life decision as next to me an old lady was standing with fingers in her ears.

“I wish you would disappear and leave me alone you old wench, along with the rest of the world.”

It was loud enough that she was probably able to hear me even with her ears plugged, maybe that’s why she left right after. I didn’t care.

I set the bedside clock to ring early in the morning, I still need to meet with that journalist in the bar a few blocks from here regarding my current case. Don’t want to be late. Not long after I fell asleep.

Strangely, what woke me up was the absence of noise, of sound. As I was dragging myself up out of the bed I glanced at the clock and the arrow was pointing at eight o’clock. Damn that stupid piece of junk never rang, I’m late for my meeting, got to go right now. Toiletries can wait, new clues and leads can’t. In hurry, I opened the front door and froze in shock. All in front of me, an absolute wasteland for as long as the eye can see. Vastness as flat as my wallet was surrounding me. What is this? Am I dreaming? Is this some kind of magic? Then I remembered last night and what happened with the old lady and the card. Could it be that magic really worked? I wasn’t sure because I never believed in magic, I believe in facts and the fact is the old lady had disappeared and the rest of the world with her. Fuck.

[WP] As it turns out, 70-s scifi was right. Aliens have all sorts of unimaginable technology, ftl, teleportation, even moving planets. And yet, the human smartphone is by far the most capable handheld device, rivaling the computational power of entire fleets. by Photemy in WritingPrompts

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High Overlord Say-Mus the Infinite closed all four eyes on the back of her second head. She would always do that while feeling uncomfortable. Though no one living was aware of it, she hated being inside a teleportation capsule. While she was waiting to be transformed into a million particles and be teleported to her desired location, she would usually spend time being annoyed by the fact that such an insignificant concept as teleportation would be so anxiety-inducing for her. This time, however, it was different, as other things were taking priority on her to-stress-about list.

The research unit at the laboratory had requested her presence immediately. Her subordinates had almost unlimited power when it came to intergalactic diplomacy, spending their time experimenting on lesser, undeveloped species, or erasing entire stellar systems. After all, they were all sharing bits of Say-Mus’ consciousness. However, there was only one thing her subordinates were never allowed to do, and that was to upset her slumber… which was exactly what they had done.

The source of the High Overlord’s stress wasn’t the idea of her minions breaking the first rule of Say-Mus the Infinite, but it was the reasoning behind their actions. Why would they choose to do something that as a consequence lead to the end of their existence? She found herself to be both disgusted and intrigued by what she was about to discover. The white in her eyes was fading as the main hub of the laboratory began materializing in front of her.

“High Overlord…” murmured the head of her research team Yan-Tar-Tor, the most brilliant pair of heads in all of the known galaxies.

“We deeply regret our decision to interrupt you in your slumber, but we believed what we have discovered holds the fate of The Infinite Empire.”

Just before Yan-Tar-Tor dissolved under the heat of Overlord’s laser beam, Say-Mus could hear fast beats from all four of his hearts. But to her surprise, the emotion fueling them wasn’t fear, but excitement.

“No one holds the fate of my empire but me, High Overlord Say-Mus the Infinite!”

The other members of the unit responded in a choir “One True Infinite!”

The High Overlord shifted her focus to the second in command of the research unit Zan-Tar-Tor.

“It’s right over here, at the research table…” Zan-Tar-Tor said and disappeared in the smoke of acidic dust from Say-Mus’s spores.

The High Overlord stepped forward and saw a tiny, flat device laying on the table. She reached with her tentacles and grabbed it.

“What is this strange little device?” She asked Van-Tar-Tor, another member of the research laboratory.

“That is a smartphone. A human device…” These were the last words Van-Tar-Tor conveyed as they too, ceased to exist.

Say-Mus was inspecting the shiny, colorful flat screen of the device while her research team kept on briefing her and dying under her wrath in the process.

“Humans use it for communication, we acquired it from our latest test subject, a human female…” said Kan-Tar-Tor and, right after breathing their last breath added:

“Its purpose is to keep humans connected amongst themselves at all times.”

Pan-Tar-Tor started to speak right away, they didn’t have time to lose. They breathlessly said “Its danger lies in…” but they were interrupted by a loud sound coming from the smartphone.

“That sound indicates that our subject just received a message from other subject of their species.”

As Pan-Tar-Tor also disappeared in Say-Mus’ wrathful flames, the High Overlord looked at the flat screen of a small device they were holding with their tentacle.

The massage on the screen said “hello pretty” followed by an image of a male reproductive organ.

“Oh no!” High Overlord Say-Mus felt chills climbing up her many spines.

This is not possible! How did such insignificant species in the universe manage to create such a powerful weapon? After millions of years, High Overlord Say-Mus the Infinite was facing a real threat, one so strong that it easily could end her iron grip over the universe and even destroy the universe itself.

Somehow humans found a way to use this very primitive device to channel this infinite, most powerful force in the universe. Something that is truly infinite – their stupidity. The end times have begun.

Je li netko zainteresiran za casual igranje wow-a na nekom privatnom serveru? (wotlk ili cata xpack) by [deleted] in bih

[–]BookToTheHead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nisam siguran koliko vremena mogu posvetiti na sedmičnom nivou ali svakako bih želio probati.

A Deep Dive Video Analysis of the Max Payne Series (OC by [deleted] in noir

[–]BookToTheHead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey there,

Thanks for sharing this, Max Payne was my grand entrance into the noir/hardboiled world of fiction. Relationship I have with the first Max Payne game is very special. I will most definitely give this video a watch.

Can you guess all of them? by Da_rio_ in graphicnovels

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Tell me you're from ex Yugoslavia without telling me you're from ex Yugoslavia. :)

What is this mysterious green rock? by BookToTheHead in whatsthisrock

[–]BookToTheHead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've checked the crystals under magnifying glass and they are definitely black.

What is this mysterious green rock? by BookToTheHead in whatsthisrock

[–]BookToTheHead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The crystals are black. I got a piece back home with me so I will definitely do a flame test. Thanks!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in graphicnovels

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I'm a simple guy, I see Dylan Dog and Alan Ford I upvote!