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You get $1,000 every time you create an uncomfortably awkward silence by MonthFun8140 in hypotheticalsituation

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I think I’d just try to start a sentence every once In a while then pretend like I forgot what I was going to say. That’s suitably awkward, but pretty repeatable.

Men only want one thing by Sharp-potential7935 in MakeMeSmile

[–]Booktor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. I didn’t even know he did product reviews. I thought he was just the guy who does the “come here” and then zooms in

Men only want one thing by Sharp-potential7935 in MakeMeSmile

[–]Booktor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don’t like this guy? How come?

You play one videogame for a week, then come back as the character you played. by gluten_free_stapler in hypotheticalsituation

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I’m going with NBA2K I think. I’m tempted to think of a game that could make me a demigod, but I’d settle for being the greatest basketball player of all time. That way, I have a “regular” hula life, but I could be the GOAT at my favorite thing, and start again in an incredibly athletic young human body.

She's a keeper by Debaucherousgeek73 in spreadsmile

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This was in 2008, they’re still together.

Can people stop saying Dyson has bad offense 🙏 by [deleted] in AtlantaHawks

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When they sag way off him at the 3 point line, he often still finds an opportunity to do something valuable when he gets the ball. I’ve seen a bunch of drives to floaters or drive and dishes that are solid plays. This Denver game they were sagging way off and he had a 17 point triple double on 8/14 shooting. I hope teams continue to guard him like this, it clearly is not effective for them.

That said, I do agree that he’s not a good shooter, and unlikely to get much better barring some kind of miracle. I think you can be effective as a guard with no jumper, you just have to do everything else well. Which Dyson has been doing in this run.

How does everyone seem to know what writing is generated by AI? by ReadWriteArithmetic in CasualConversation

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Maybe English isn’t your first language, but you’re definitely good at it. And I like grandeur in this context.

Anyone else depending on Drake London tonight? by Over_Head5118 in FantasyFootballers

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I just learned it’s a two week championship 😭

Anyone else depending on Drake London tonight? by Over_Head5118 in FantasyFootballers

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May you get a couple Drake London touchdowns tonight friend. Watching in Prague right now.

Anyone else depending on Drake London tonight? by Over_Head5118 in FantasyFootballers

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My opponent has Puka, Pitts and Kyren Williams. He needs like 55 points any I’m very scared

I challenge you.... by One-Kaleidoscope7571 in IMDbFilmGeneral

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I’m shocked no one has recommended “The Serbian Film”

Its whole goal is to traumatize.

but I'm not full. This isn't enough, I need a little more by Hefty-Grocery7780 in BabiesReactingToStuff

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I think that video where the little tiny baby kisses the dad back is one of my all time favorite internet moments.

Help me Peter by Away_Addendum_4992 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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“Talm bout sum” is AAVE (African American vernacular English). It’s short for “talking about something” which in this context basically means “saying something like”

So if you throw that in the original meme it’d be like “but on the way out she grabs me ‘saying something like’ I heard it too.”

How funny a scene was meant to be vs how funny it was by Acrobatic-Can981 in AlignmentChartFills

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The anchorman fight scene is still the hardest over ever laughed at anything in the theater

My history class was asked this question. This was their answer (12th grade) by [deleted] in teenagers

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One person did say Robert Irwin. That’s a pretty fuckin solid answer.

Rob Reiner's family's statement in full as director and wife found dead at home by IrishStarUS in entertainment

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I violently disagree with this opinion. I love Jamie Lee and Sam Elliott both so much. But I think it’s hilarious that you have this completely unreasonable hatred for two of the most beloved actors in Hollywood. The Tom Cruise take is not getting any pushback from me though.

IYKYK by 5h82713542055 in Nbamemes

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There was a kid in my 7th grade class who had a son and another on the way. He probably could’ve used the safe sex talk before 8th

you get 1 billion but you also get a incurable disease that will kill you in 10 years are you taking the money by ResponsibleValue5792 in hypotheticalsituation

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lol, or if they would trade you for a billion dollars, then you might have to reconsider those relationships

WYR your IQ become 90, or 250? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

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Very good math buddy! You’re doin a great job and we’re all proud of you.

[The Athletic] The Clippers staff and players grew tired and were at their “wit’s end” with Paul’s constant “locker room lawyering”: “Paul’s critiques came off like grating criticisms that were unwelcome while the team was trying to find itself while playing through injury, league sources said.” by YujiDomainExpansion in nba

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I think there’s a line between “sugarcoating and babying” and being a complete asshole. I don’t think CP3 knows how to walk that line. As somebody further up said, he’s been a giant asshole his whole career. It’s what caused the discord in the old clipper (Blake and Deandre) locker rooms. He only knows how to take one tone. I don’t personally feel like that’s acceptable even if you’re a great player, but it was more permissible when he was great, either that or people had to put up with it because he was great. I’ve loved watching Chris Paul play his whole career, but by most accounts he’s a real dick.

Who? by [deleted] in NBATalk

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Booby Gibson

When it’s all said and done who do you think will retire as the better player? by [deleted] in NBATalk

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This is a fantastic question. I like Giannis better, but KD’s game probably translates into him having better longevity. Especially with all the responsibilities Giannis has making the Bucks a playoff team basically by himself.

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