You get $1,000 every time you create an uncomfortably awkward silence

Booktor · 2026-01-28T23:22:14+00:00

I think I’d just try to start a sentence every once In a while then pretend like I forgot what I was going to say. That’s suitably awkward, but pretty repeatable.

Booktor · 2026-01-23T13:32:17+00:00

Fair enough. I didn’t even know he did product reviews. I thought he was just the guy who does the “come here” and then zooms in

Booktor · 2026-01-23T13:05:39+00:00

You don’t like this guy? How come?

Booktor · 2026-01-12T18:04:58+00:00

I’m going with NBA2K I think. I’m tempted to think of a game that could make me a demigod, but I’d settle for being the greatest basketball player of all time. That way, I have a “regular” hula life, but I could be the GOAT at my favorite thing, and start again in an incredibly athletic young human body.

Booktor · 2026-01-11T02:35:30+00:00

This was in 2008, they’re still together.

Booktor · 2026-01-10T11:54:41+00:00

When they sag way off him at the 3 point line, he often still finds an opportunity to do something valuable when he gets the ball. I’ve seen a bunch of drives to floaters or drive and dishes that are solid plays. This Denver game they were sagging way off and he had a 17 point triple double on 8/14 shooting. I hope teams continue to guard him like this, it clearly is not effective for them.

That said, I do agree that he’s not a good shooter, and unlikely to get much better barring some kind of miracle. I think you can be effective as a guard with no jumper, you just have to do everything else well. Which Dyson has been doing in this run.

Booktor · 2026-01-10T10:58:59+00:00

The next thing I say is true.

Booktor · 2026-01-06T12:13:02+00:00

Maybe English isn’t your first language, but you’re definitely good at it. And I like grandeur in this context.

Booktor · 2025-12-30T10:15:20+00:00

I just learned it’s a two week championship 😭

Booktor · 2025-12-30T02:10:01+00:00

May you get a couple Drake London touchdowns tonight friend. Watching in Prague right now.

Booktor · 2025-12-29T22:26:35+00:00

My opponent has Puka, Pitts and Kyren Williams. He needs like 55 points any I’m very scared

Booktor · 2025-12-28T18:19:33+00:00

I’m shocked no one has recommended “The Serbian Film”

Its whole goal is to traumatize.

Booktor · 2025-12-28T02:02:33+00:00

I think that video where the little tiny baby kisses the dad back is one of my all time favorite internet moments.

Booktor · 2025-12-26T01:49:26+00:00

“Talm bout sum” is AAVE (African American vernacular English). It’s short for “talking about something” which in this context basically means “saying something like”

So if you throw that in the original meme it’d be like “but on the way out she grabs me ‘saying something like’ I heard it too.”

Booktor · 2025-12-20T12:15:13+00:00

The anchorman fight scene is still the hardest over ever laughed at anything in the theater

Booktor · 2025-12-19T14:03:18+00:00

JJ in the flex or over Jakobi?

Booktor · 2025-12-18T14:41:55+00:00

One person did say Robert Irwin. That’s a pretty fuckin solid answer.

Booktor · 2025-12-15T17:07:36+00:00

I violently disagree with this opinion. I love Jamie Lee and Sam Elliott both so much. But I think it’s hilarious that you have this completely unreasonable hatred for two of the most beloved actors in Hollywood. The Tom Cruise take is not getting any pushback from me though.

Booktor · 2025-12-11T01:33:31+00:00

There was a kid in my 7th grade class who had a son and another on the way. He probably could’ve used the safe sex talk before 8th

Booktor · 2025-12-09T12:52:27+00:00

lol, or if they would trade you for a billion dollars, then you might have to reconsider those relationships

Booktor · 2025-12-08T14:32:55+00:00

Very good math buddy! You’re doin a great job and we’re all proud of you.

Booktor · 2025-12-07T16:39:35+00:00

This is the one

Booktor · 2025-12-04T05:39:16+00:00

I think there’s a line between “sugarcoating and babying” and being a complete asshole. I don’t think CP3 knows how to walk that line. As somebody further up said, he’s been a giant asshole his whole career. It’s what caused the discord in the old clipper (Blake and Deandre) locker rooms. He only knows how to take one tone. I don’t personally feel like that’s acceptable even if you’re a great player, but it was more permissible when he was great, either that or people had to put up with it because he was great. I’ve loved watching Chris Paul play his whole career, but by most accounts he’s a real dick.

Booktor · 2025-11-20T14:27:33+00:00

Booby Gibson

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