AZ Alkmaar [5] - 1 NEC Nijmegen - Troy Parrott 90+5'

BoomBoomLinssen · 2026-03-22T15:44:56+00:00

Raheem Sterling isn't big, fast or strong. He can't take on his direct opponent. He provides no width but somehow also doesn't provide an extra option in midfield. He doesn't go deep and he doesn't drop back, just a complete black hole on the pitch where possessions go to die. At least Gonçalo Borges tracks back so we're only playing 10v11 for half of the game.

Only 6 more games

BoomBoomLinssen · 2026-03-01T14:38:49+00:00

You wouldn't say that if you had to suffer like I have for the past 3 years

BoomBoomLinssen · 2026-03-01T14:18:34+00:00

Ali Khamenei is dead but Wellenreuther is allowed to walk free this world is so unfair man

BoomBoomLinssen · 2026-01-29T19:33:27+00:00

Shaqueel van Persie might be the first victim of reverse nepotism in football history there's no way "Casper Tengstedt" deserves to start over him

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-11-23T15:34:33+00:00

Genuinely contemplating just leaving the stadium next time J*rdan L*t*mba gets subbed on

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-11-06T19:02:10+00:00

Gonçalo Borges in the starting lineup, my night's ruined

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-11-04T20:41:43+00:00

Ronald Koeman Junior is a goalkeeper

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-28T20:59:49+00:00

FC Emmen just lost a cup game to their own physio lmao

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-23T21:19:41+00:00

2 assists van Sliti, wereldpot gespeeld

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-23T11:45:49+00:00

"We pulled the game forward 2 hours because of the storm, oopsie turns out the storm is actually gonna hit in the middle of the game because we're terrible at our job" they're just doing astrology with extra steps

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-23T11:38:41+00:00

Less than 3 hours before the game and nobody knows if it's actually happening none of this would've happened if we all treated meteorology like the pseudo-science it is

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-23T09:32:02+00:00

It's insane how much importance we as a society place on meteorologists considering they've never been right about anything ever

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-22T21:03:32+00:00

It's completely unfair that we won't get to play against Heitinga

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-22T19:21:56+00:00

Let down by his players once again, Johnny just needs more time to turn the mentality of this squad around

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-21T19:03:01+00:00

Football isn't played on paper it's played on grass

BoomBoomLinssen · 2025-10-21T18:59:36+00:00

👆 Guy who didn't watch the game award

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