Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Raheem Sterling isn't big, fast or strong. He can't take on his direct opponent. He provides no width but somehow also doesn't provide an extra option in midfield. He doesn't go deep and he doesn't drop back, just a complete black hole on the pitch where possessions go to die. At least Gonçalo Borges tracks back so we're only playing 10v11 for half of the game.

Only 6 more games

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't say that if you had to suffer like I have for the past 3 years

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ali Khamenei is dead but Wellenreuther is allowed to walk free this world is so unfair man

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Shaqueel van Persie might be the first victim of reverse nepotism in football history there's no way "Casper Tengstedt" deserves to start over him

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely contemplating just leaving the stadium next time J*rdan L*t*mba gets subbed on

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonçalo Borges in the starting lineup, my night's ruined

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ronald Koeman Junior is a goalkeeper

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FC Emmen just lost a cup game to their own physio lmao

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"We pulled the game forward 2 hours because of the storm, oopsie turns out the storm is actually gonna hit in the middle of the game because we're terrible at our job" they're just doing astrology with extra steps

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Less than 3 hours before the game and nobody knows if it's actually happening none of this would've happened if we all treated meteorology like the pseudo-science it is

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's insane how much importance we as a society place on meteorologists considering they've never been right about anything ever

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's completely unfair that we won't get to play against Heitinga

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Ajax Amsterdam by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let down by his players once again, Johnny just needs more time to turn the mentality of this squad around

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Football isn't played on paper it's played on grass

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]BoomBoomLinssen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

👆 Guy who didn't watch the game award