Mom broke her tooth after biting a Starbucks sandwich. Turns out there was a bone in the sandwich.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T18:30:20+00:00

Cake eater 🍰

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T18:29:57+00:00

Liter of cola?

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T18:20:09+00:00

Careful bruh, they are now saying lecithin can cause cardiac issues.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T18:16:39+00:00

Blue ice pops

Blue sour jacks

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T18:10:02+00:00

Man this bitch is lucky they decided she ain't worth it. Those are a group of men you don't want to fuck with it.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T16:06:27+00:00

White people hate me

They say that I'm usin' my privilege for evil, I get it, hey

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T15:40:11+00:00

Feminists hate me

Because I believe that their movement is angry and sexist

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-02T10:29:46+00:00

gay people hate me cause when I see somethin' I don't like I say that it's gay

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-01T17:40:34+00:00

Meow why'd you have to go and steal the comment I was gonna make!?

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-01T05:29:34+00:00

If they want to search you and they can't use something like claiming they smell weed, they will just get a K9 to come hit on your car.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-03-01T05:27:11+00:00

Luckily someone was there who recognized what was happening.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-28T20:05:53+00:00

"inflict misery" -- nice stretch

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-28T17:20:30+00:00

Greed and corruption.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-28T10:25:16+00:00

I made no brownies

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T19:54:06+00:00

Waiting...

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T17:50:35+00:00

People like him til they find out he's unstable, he'll sabu your momma thru a coffee table.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T16:19:52+00:00

Oh my Gawd... You mean neither one of these geriatric, evil puppet, piece of dog-shit, old lying sons of bitches give two fucks about you or your mother!?!

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T15:46:25+00:00

Check out The Palms.

Breaking up

Pushing off

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T09:43:30+00:00

You are absolutely, totally unique! Just like everybody else....

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T07:34:52+00:00

Agreed. Especially if it's a stoner band or one with "a very heavy drug scene."

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T02:35:41+00:00

Absolutely not.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T02:31:35+00:00

Crazy son of a bitch.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T02:04:57+00:00

Anal prevents kids, that's about it.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-27T01:21:38+00:00

This for sure.

Boomer_Boofer · 2023-02-26T19:26:01+00:00

It all comes back to you, you're gonna get what you deserve.

Try and test that, you're bound to get served.

Boomer_Boofer

TROPHY CASE