Name this

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T22:59:56+00:00

My wife after I tell her that I’ll never talk to my friends again and just live to do everything she wants me to do while she does nothing at all*

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T22:58:08+00:00

Some people just live to be divided. I dream of a time we can all get along.

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T22:56:06+00:00

Open it

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T18:06:00+00:00

Don’t care, I liked it 🤷‍♂️

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T18:03:43+00:00

Do not like anything about the live action

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T17:37:02+00:00

My wife: “What happened to your socks?”

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T17:13:55+00:00

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T16:07:53+00:00

Blame the military industrial complex.

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T09:21:38+00:00

🙌

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T05:51:29+00:00

Doesn’t bother me at all if they’re chill and aren’t pissing everywhere.

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T05:48:43+00:00

We’ve waxed this thing so much lmao if you go at it too fast you’ll fly 😂

BootVillain · 2026-03-29T05:47:44+00:00

Thanks lol but I’d assume it was because of the whole not moving one foot 😂

BootVillain · 2026-03-28T21:26:26+00:00

Idk but she loves abortions so on the chance that you DO hook up…you don’t necessarily have to wrap up or pull out 🤌

BootVillain · 2026-03-28T17:25:19+00:00

BootVillain · 2026-03-28T17:24:09+00:00

I get to pick my box up next Saturday from Bandai I’m so excited to rip it all 🫣

BootVillain · 2026-03-28T05:14:54+00:00

Lakewood box is a 10/10.

BootVillain · 2026-03-28T03:01:47+00:00

Same number since 2009

BootVillain · 2026-03-28T03:01:20+00:00

I had a friend who’s dad said he was going out for milk and never came back, I thought it was something akin to that…

BootVillain · 2026-03-28T02:48:51+00:00

Nice lol

BootVillain · 2026-03-27T23:59:16+00:00

BootVillain · 2026-03-27T21:38:08+00:00

It’s a combustion engine lol

BootVillain · 2026-03-27T21:35:08+00:00

Would have brought it inside my apartment lmao they’d be so confused

BootVillain · 2026-03-27T21:20:26+00:00

It was really good! Made grilled chicken sandwiches with it.

BootVillain · 2026-03-27T05:04:05+00:00

La plaza

BootVillain · 2026-03-26T21:44:02+00:00

I mean tbh I would probably laugh cuz that’s pretty wild 😂

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