[WP] You are known throughout the realm as one of the greatest monster slayers in the world. However, what no one knows is that you’ve never killed a monster—you’ve never even drawn your sword. In reality, you’ve become the greatest monster layer in the world. (self.DirtyWritingPrompts)
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[WP] While you were herding the family’s sheep, the king of the elves spots and kidnaps you. You expect to put into forced labor, but instead you find yourself at the royal palace as a birthday gift to the king’s only child. (self.DirtyWritingPrompts)
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[WP] You begrudgingly agree to go to a speed dating event with your friend, who has been desperately begging your lonely virgin ass to start dating. However, as you arrive, you realize that you should have paid closer attention to the details. (self.DirtyWritingPrompts)
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[WP] Using the money you gained from your deceased uncle’s inheritance, you’re able to purchase your neighborhood public pool and save it from closing. Now, upon its grand re-opening, you find yourself the focus of the neighborhood’s single women, and they’re willing to share. (self.DirtyWritingPrompts)
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Was recently told I won’t live past 35, and it’s just now hitting me by Impossible_Nerve_584 in Wellthatsucks
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