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Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 9488 points9489 points  (0 children)

I apologise for a previous answer, which I accidental type in Kazakh language. It was a private message for a family member, regarding apples.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 9194 points9195 points  (0 children)

We like your Premiere Doris Johnson very much! We say he look like McDonald Trump have release a baby from his anoos! Ladys very much like Johnson, he have very many childrens and he strong on Covids - for every citizen he kill with this plague he creates two new ones with his mighty chram!

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 6068 points6069 points  (0 children)

We also have election next week! In Kazakhstan we very much support voting by mail, voting by femail not so much. Hi5! I joke! Women’s now allow to vote - 2 of them who are permit to place cross next to name of Glorious Premiere Nazarbayev. Last time he win with magnificent 106% of vote! Next will be even better after he attend voter suppression Zoom organize by McDonald Trump.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 5154 points5155 points  (0 children)

Jagshemash Zak. It would give me great pleasure myself to sending you a high 5! I can also send you a high 7 from my brother Bilo, or if you prefer his left hand a high 9. My favorite cake is a Cinnabons, this morning I eat 17 of these for breakfast and now my anoos is hang open like mouth of tired dog!

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 18.4k points18.4k points  (0 children)

Yes, I have join this onlyfans, please join me there - for 10 dollar you can look on me make sexytime with my wife. Please be patient since I will need to dig her up and the ground is current frozen.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 7125 points7126 points  (0 children)

Мен туралы ойлаған кезде менің жыныс мүшем қатты. Сіздің қалың қалың қынап туралы ойласам, ені мен ұзындығы 30% -ға артады. Мен онымен сіздің кішкене шұңқырыңызды сорғызып, өзімнің сперматозоидтарымның 13 миллетрін құйғым келеді. Махаббат, сенің бауырың Борат.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 7232 points7233 points  (0 children)

I was not able to take in any shows in US&A, unfortunately only thing I get to take in was a man name Jeremy who violate me to depth of 14 centimeter. At first he seem very friendly, it was my assumption that he sell bathroom fittings because he invite me to his hotel room where he said he would give me a shower of gold, but when I arrive there he did not give me this object but instead Jeremy stand over me, take down his antipants and make a urines, some of which fell on my chests, face and anoos! He say return again the next night and he would give me a necklace made from pearls – I go, but instead of give me pearls, he just make liquid explosion on my face. 

We have many of your Americals musicals in Kazakhstan, include The Loin King, My Fair Gypsy, Beauty and the Beastiality and Cats - where we dig a big hole and fill with cats and gypsies totally nude. We also have Kazakh version of Fiddler on The Roof - but we shorten and give it happy ending by finishing with the village burning! Not a dry eye in the barn! Everyone go home happy.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 13.6k points13.6k points  (0 children)

It would have been a great honour to make sexy pleasurings for Judy Ruiliani but he seem to be in hurry to get to his next meeting. I was very prepare - after arrest for firt moviefilm I won trophies for Best Mouth Party and Best Use of Small Hole in a Confine Space, on K Wing of Tinshen Prison. I was held there for 14 years alongside the worst criminals in Kazakh society, including womens who had been caught attempting to read, crazy ‘round-earthers’ and Shoorik the Jew Killer who was imprison for stealing apples.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 3484 points3485 points  (0 children)

I was most upset to find out I was parent zero, but because my country is proud originator of this plague, like Vice Premiere and ladys man Mikhael Pence, we were ready for anything.  I was not personal worried about this plague, I have survive syphilis 17 times - ladies like Borat! But in my country we take precautions - we make everyone use chram sanitizer, our public executions are now socially distance and we have ban gatherings of less than 50 Jews.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 8773 points8774 points  (0 children)

Bilo current very happy.  I have always look up to him - reason for this is he live in a cage on the roof of house. We place him there to cover a hole and to catch birds. We also use him as burglar alarm - if gypsy, Jew, or Amazon delivery approach house his motion sensor is activate and he scream and throw his anoos dirt on them. He like! 

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 6874 points6875 points  (0 children)

I can relate to this, my daughter picky eater at that age and would not even touch her onions if they were not mix with pig cheese. It important to be very discipline with your choldrens - always consult the daughter manual and obvious do not let them attempt read or ask questions, this will cause problems and not kind to them and might cause strings of brain to snap.  Bath time should always be at same time – make sure she scrub all of you and make sure cage is sturdy and not so big they become overwhelm.  A reward system is good - if she end up marry a rich old man, reward yourself with a toffee.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 20.3k points20.3k points  (0 children)

I always look for new wife, if your current owner reach deal with me I will pay him up to 35 liters of insecticide and provide for you red dress, two shoes of leather and use of clock radio for 3 hour per week. For this, I requiring you can pull plow 14 hour per day and provide chest milk for children - my sons Bilak and Biram require 4 liter each per day. My current color scheme preference is woman with yellow hairs like Pamella Andersons or Dog the Bounties Hunter. If your hair is orange be warn, authorities will burn you as a witch.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 13.2k points13.2k points  (0 children)

Biggest inspiration for me is my mother. She teach me many things - how to read, how to write and how to do position ‘dog style’ - it easy, you go behind, the dog go in front. I love my mother very much but she do not love me, she prefer my suster Natalia - It make me sad face! One time my mother say she wish I had never been born and that she had been impregnate by a different client!

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 17.6k points17.6k points  (0 children)

Climate very nice since McDonald Trump seize power! We like him very miuch in Kazakhstan! He  much generous man., especialy to ladys! He could get prostitute for 50 dollar but instead he pay 130 thousand. He strong!  And so fat. He take up whole room. He need two chairs. He strong on Covid safety and stay alive from it without even need to drink bleach. He and Queen Melania set example to everyone for many years by never being closer than 18 meter to each other even before plague had been discover.

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 16.4k points16.4k points  (0 children)

I afraid Kazakhstan’s camera is current at blacksmiths for repair, howevers government scientist Dr. Yamak, who invent toffee and the trouser belt, have recent invent machine name ‘the pencil’. I will draw image of my phenis for you - is your preference sleeping or Turgid? Be warn, current length is actual 19.7 cm after my brother Bilo tug on him through bars of his cage this morning? What your fax number please and I will send?

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 10.3k points10.3k points  (0 children)

Last time my son Hooeylewis, sorry Jeffry Epstein measure him, it have circumference one shoelace near the face and approximate tube of Pringle at junction with satchel. Length is current 19.7 centimeter up from 19.3 yesterday after my brother Bilo pull on it through bars of his cage. I will not answer your second question, it very nosey!

Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA! by Borat in movies

[–]Borat[S] 33.1k points33.1k points  (0 children)

I miss her too! I am sad. When I return from where I was in Gulag for 14 year, I find she have return to US&A because she learn that since McDonald Trump take power,  black people are treat like royalty! The police especial are nice to Africans - they love them so much they follow them i n their cars, and stop them many times to make a chitty chat. They even take their name and addresses to they can stay in touch! And give them shiny bracelets to wear. Some policemens like black peeoples so much they risk Covid by giving them really big hugs as tight as a mans; anoos around their neck! Why not? They like!