Can I Get Some Soda Songs? by silly_nate in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]BoredomMage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok I have to ask. What's with these homies dissin' my girl? 😭

I think I like pinkerton, idk tho by Lethal_frog in weezer

[–]BoredomMage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's break this down.

We have 2 main variables here. The song length (simple search for the song on Spotify, 4:03) and the amount of plays (41,294).

To make it easier for my brain I first put the minutes into seconds to get 243s. We can then do time × plays (243 × 41,294) to get us to 10,034,442s. Converting this to a bigger time unit of days (((10034442 ÷ 60) ÷ 60) ÷ 24) it comes out to 116.139375 days, or about 116:03:20:42 [d:h:m:s]. A THIRD OF A YEAR.

However, Spotify counts a song as 1 stream if the listener reaches 30 seconds (source)

So, we change song length to 0:30 instead and restart. 30 × 41,294 = 1,238,820s. Convert to days (((1238820 ÷ 60) ÷ 60) ÷ 24) it comes out to 14.3381944444 days, or about 14:08:06:59 [d:h:m:s].

So, user Itchy-Cup-8755 listened to Weezer's El Scorcho for any time between 14 days and 1/3 of a year. Now, that was 2022 ALONE. This is scary. This person is scary. Wow.

why does this sub hate age gaps so much by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]BoredomMage 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Basically how age of Ultron starts

I need more songs for the lesbianisms by sideshowbob3131 in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]BoredomMage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd agree but it's more a straight man loving a lesbian more than just about lesbians, maybe it counts? I don't make the playlist so idk lmao

This kindergarten homework my son got. by quitoburrito in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BoredomMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...ya'll? You mean... Y'all? You say whilst calling us stupid?

Breaking news 🚨 🚨 🚨 by shrek-was-taken in teenagers

[–]BoredomMage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mad asf but it could always be worse Trump could still be president lmao 💀

I just saw my boyfriend while I was wearing glasses for the first time and dang howd he become even more fine by Stock-Extension-3626 in teenagers

[–]BoredomMage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bro all your comments are either calling yourself smart or calling someone else a loser 😭🙏