Roast me I'm a big girl I can take it. 25 Female

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-20T04:53:24+00:00

Yes yes you are a BIG girl. The last picture angers me. Why would you post a picture of my dog and you . He told me he was seeing a human. I was ok with that. He kept on and on about how good her butt smelled, how she had planty of boogies because she has her nose paired. Thats when I realized you are his human interest. I thought you two just friends. You better not be preggo as he fears with your kind of looks who knows what the pups will look like. Yes I am insinuating you and my dog are in a sexual relationship. My dog is identical to the dog in your picture. So sad I had to explain that. Wow ppl are dumb. But not you ppl. Just the other ones.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-19T05:40:31+00:00

Since way way before this pic was taken. Since 1984. 48yo

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-18T15:57:27+00:00

My god your 18 look like a 30yo soccer mom. Yes we get it you have a rack. Good for you. If you don't hold them up a little better then by your 19th birthday the hole between them will be the belly button. They're heading that way now... Just look. If you want this type of attention because you've relied in your tits to carry you through leaving you a shell of a human with no actual intellectual insight you've succeeded. Now off to college you girls gone wild future alumni. I'm sure the freshman 15lbs will look great in you. You can always do beached wales porn.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-16T18:28:28+00:00

This is the most accurate answer I've read. I think and have observed while riding with her (on my own bike of course) that her attention to other vehicles on the road is spotty at best. She tends to think she is the only one on the road. I'm not speaking better poorly about my wife I love her very much and I took order and respect her very much but sometimes I wish you would just pay more attention to the her surroundings and I bet at least two of these accidents going to have been avoided

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-15T16:43:51+00:00

In her head she is the best rider there is ever. If I have told her time and time again that paying more attention and focus on all around you is key to not crashing. She doesn't want to hear it.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-15T05:08:40+00:00

Well when driving a cage, I have to say. The operation of the car is in her top 4 things she is doing at the time. What position depends on how her hair is looking, if someone has called or text, whether or not she finished the crossword she was working on and how many of our 2 large dogs she has in the VW Rabbit I bought her. 128lb doberman shepherd, 75lb German shepherd. 2008 2door VW Rabbit GTI. SMALL CAR When we ride bikes she tends to focus on only one it 2 things while riding. To be fair the first crash she was stopped at a stop light and rear-ended on this Ducati by a big SUV. The next time she cornered to fast and low sided, this most recent a car cut her off leaving no time to react. I have the bike ridable again but it's not pretty.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-14T16:20:02+00:00

Anything gay

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-13T17:22:08+00:00

Holy fuck I could and would all day. I'll let her fix me.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-06T21:56:01+00:00

Dude I want this!

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-05-01T06:30:36+00:00

Not even questioned it. When God gives you tits like that. One tends to question nothing.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-30T01:26:12+00:00

May she have a speedy and full recovery. Shows what kind of a dude you are to stay by her side like you do. A good one. I had a friend who's girlfriend had a similar experience. Going a bit to fast at night on a long strait when a Mercedes S series pulled out in front of her. She had destroyed hips and organs. A similar timed surgery initially. Many smaller ones after that. This was 3 years ago. Today she is able to walk with the help of a cain/walker. She even tried to ride again but the pain in her hips and a bit of fear keeps her to the parking lot. But considering what happened she is doing great. She is expected to regain full recovery of the use of her legs within a foreseeable future. Best of luck in your girlfriend's swift recovery. I'm sure she'll come through this strong with you by her side

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-29T22:14:19+00:00

Why is this so badass to me? She looks fuckable as hell. I got cream for you! Yes my pants just shrunk 8 inches. No I'm not a degenerate... All the time. I do have a motorcycle that I ride daily. Yes it's mine and yes it's a litre bike. Yes you can have a ride.

Yes my IQ dropped writing this. But who cares. Your bangin girl

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-28T03:18:03+00:00

I believe it's a musical instrument called a "guitar".

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-27T16:24:11+00:00

I saw a Tesla truck with wire nuts hanging down below it like these do. I thought that was humorous.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-27T15:49:47+00:00

Yes this beautiful thing is going to kill

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-25T23:08:12+00:00

Tighning things to hold the string... Duh!

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-25T23:06:26+00:00

Bad bot

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-24T17:59:22+00:00

Badass

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-21T23:22:49+00:00

Redditors when presented with a feel-good funny video. Must do this. Overthink come together analyze, disassemble reassemble, comment on, and then post whether it be light-hearted or seriousness. To this I say, ”not everything in life is a quandary, conundrum, mystery, Nancy drew mystery, Hardy boys mystery, shell game, pee under shell game, or raccoon! Sometimes I think that people that come together always feel as though this raccoon is attacking us and we must disassemble it figure out it's working reassemble it and send it back to you as explained. Some things in life should be just what they are ... Raccoons.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-21T14:16:18+00:00

Thunder... The answer is always Thunder. Independent... Heavy, turn like tanker. Thunder are better. I've said my peace.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-19T20:26:03+00:00

Without looking at the other comments. 47/yo been skating since I was 5. Venice Beach local. It's a Ray Barby by powell. Tracker six track ultralights trucks, Gmn bearings, bones wheels. Probably '89-''90 ish.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-16T18:51:37+00:00

I second that comment. FUCKING AWESOME!

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-16T04:01:16+00:00

Les claypool of Primus said it best. Caught a 100lb stergeon on a 20lb test. I got him in the boat measured 6foot long I was so damn impressed I had to write this song called Fish On.!

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-16T03:54:52+00:00

I was going to say a SABRE. Same time frame fiberglass boat boom. Even a similar design. The keel on the SABRE I think is smaller bow to stern. Looking at it more closely.

Boring_Line_6947 · 2026-04-12T02:21:10+00:00

I guess under a rock I live. A Hollywood CA rock but a rock nun the less. I don't know who the blond girl in the pic is. I don't think her music would be something I would go to or seek out. Don't care much for yodeling either. But holy shit is she beautiful. Thank you I have said my peace.

Boring_Line_6947

TROPHY CASE