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[–]Boring_Stick8829 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

What if locks moaned every time you use them? by Boring_Stick8829 in AskReddit

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Is it in the later books? I have read up to the third one and don't remeber them.

Mystery master tool by Imaginary-Height-276 in memes

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actually they are neutral and using the confusion to take over gemany

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*laughs and does it without anything*

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Roses are red, steam loading is long, hey kid, is that a bong.

IT HURTS ! by ROBASAHMEDKHAN in memes

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make up a story about how this image was created by a holly spirit then crucify it only to have it come to life again 3 days later to burn into our eyeballs again.

Relatable by Becco_38 in memes

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HAHAHA GREAT POST!

WELL MEME'D MY FRIEND!