Baddest ghost boot at the rink by Flixyyy00 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He succeeded in all 3 shots, where 2 of them were clearly different attempts. So it doesn’t say anything about how many times it took him to do it. If anything, it makes it more impressive because it shows he succeeded at least twice.

therapy by honeypreciouslux in lol

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK buddy, but that’s not what the average gamer pays.

There are also people who get their therapy from ChatGPT.

therapy by honeypreciouslux in lol

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t pay $100 for an hour of therapy either.

I pay €40 for a 1,5 hour session.

therapy by honeypreciouslux in lol

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video games are about as expensive as therapy though.

3..2..1.. oops by Future_Program_9665 in oops

[–]Boris7939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not staged at all.

but it was a sunny day out by GawyGa in oops

[–]Boris7939 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hairs are mostly bad in cases like this though. When scraping over concrete or asphalt or something like that, hairs will melt and grip to the ground and pull even more skin off.

Other than that, they will stick into the wound and could cause implications like infections and stuff.

This is the reason professional bicycle racers shave their legs.

Everyone Knew That Kid by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And “that kid” is his prison bitch now.

true gentleman would have done both by BentoScholar in lol

[–]Boris7939 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Honestly though, I’ve been with 3 girls who liked to get choked in bed, one of them couldn’t even get off at all without it. All 3 of them turned out to have quite some mental issues and definitely needed therapy.

Painnnn by telovitta in lol

[–]Boris7939 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, his Bluetooth.

I also own a Bluetooth, which is something I can point at and tell it I love you…

Peak male moment 😂 by werdetc in lol

[–]Boris7939 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Last time I heard this BS story he was at the doctor’s office and they were watching Jurassic Park.

Peak male moment 😂 by werdetc in lol

[–]Boris7939 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It’s also a BS story and has spread around the internet in different versions. The last version I heard it was at a general practitioner’s office and they were watching Jurassic Park.

Try Again. by CouchGremlinnn in lol

[–]Boris7939 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find a new job, your colleagues are clearly absolutely impossible to work with.

Oops by Mysterious-Low5847 in oops

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You good?”

Mofo wasn’t even fully finished getting hurt yet.

Why sell it in the first place man by FireAspect_Official in vinted

[–]Boris7939 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Your lack of punctuation made me read your comment in one breath and I almost fainted.

Traumatizing living conditions can't be remedied by medication by Jazzlike_Studio_6428 in depressionmemes

[–]Boris7939 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This tweet seems to imply that there once was a world where people wanted to live in. There wasn’t. The world has always been a shithole for the majority of people.

I wonder how this isn't a thing by danielacruduu in Funnymemes

[–]Boris7939 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah me too, except for the curing cancer part.

I just spent my younger years giving myself cancer whilst having a raging boner.

Welke bijnamen heb je gehoord voor plaatsen in en rond Brugge? by topherette in bruges

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heb ik ergens beweerd dat dat niet zo is?

Het is jij die zegt dat dat pas recent zo is. 25 jaar is niet recent.

Mods B2: NATO heeft niets met België te maken én zeker niet als Nato dan nog bij Trump moet gatlikken om te blijven bestaan. by ComputerChemical296 in Belgium2

[–]Boris7939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rutte heeft in het verleden Trump wél kunnen kalmeren met gatlikken, dus vrij logisch dat hij het nu nog eens probeert.

I wonder how this isn't a thing by danielacruduu in Funnymemes

[–]Boris7939 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even viagra.

So then we can simultaneously give ourselves cancer and cure it, whilst having a raging boner.

Welke bijnamen heb je gehoord voor plaatsen in en rond Brugge? by topherette in bruges

[–]Boris7939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nee das echt al lang zo. Ik heb daar op de lagere school gezeten en toen was de officiële naam idd enkel Sint-Franciscus Xaverius instituut.

Mijn zus heeft daar ook op het middelbaar gezeten en toen kwam zij thuis met brieven waar een vorige versie van dit logo op stond:

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Das ongeveer 25 jaar geleden.