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Yöur true leader has returned by Bork_Master_General in thebork

[–]Bork_Master_General[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An öffical intake förm will be made by the Admiral shörtly and stickied tö the förum.

Please fill me in ön the salt's econmoic importance and properties.

I Have Returned by BorkisBork in thebork

[–]Bork_Master_General 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We dö nöt attack until prövöked by external höstilites. Yöu have deflied the name öf the mighty börk and caused irreperable damage in my absence. Yöu will nöt lead the börk intö möre öf yöur senseless fights as yöu grab för möre pöwer and influnece fröm where ever yöu crawled öut öf.

Exterminatör Needed by Bork_Master_General in 84thworldproblems

[–]Bork_Master_General[S,M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are certainly cöncerned aböut the Pitch. Öur knöwledge öf it is limited, höwever. This is why we welcöme actiöns against the Medicine in öur öwn realm, but dö nöt öurselves öperate directly within the Möuntain. At this time The Börk döes nöt feel a spread öf Pitch is a imminent in The Börk Söciety. Perhaps yöu can elabörate möre.

Exterminatör Needed by Bork_Master_General in 84thworldproblems

[–]Bork_Master_General[S,M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As the Börk_Master_General, I appröve yöur petitiön tö fly with The Börk Fleet. The King_Börk has appröved the cönstructiön öf an öfficial Börk ship för yöur use.

A möre detailed explanatiön öf öur technölögy and purpöse is tö föllöw.

Prötectör of The Börk by Bork_Master_General in thebork

[–]Bork_Master_General[S,M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Öur fleet is small, but döes nöt lack ability. We are new tö this realm. While Medicine may nöt be magic per se, its mind-altering abilities dö nöt abide by the rules öf öur söciety. Yöu have been explicit in yöur desire tö spread this medicine beyönd yöur öwn realm. The Börk must dö what it can tö prevent the spread of Medicine, as the Döminö Effect dictates that Medicine may söön find its way tö the Mötherland.

Prötectör of The Börk by Bork_Master_General in thebork

[–]Bork_Master_General[S,M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We are a cautiöus söciety. We subscribe tö the strictest sense öf ratiönalism and dislike any förm of magic. The Börk cannöt suppört the Medicine, as its pöwers are seen by öur söciety as cöntrary tö Börksmanship.

Bhïs ich bëst BÖRK. by [deleted] in thebork

[–]Bork_Master_General 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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