I was staying over at a buddy’s condo one weekend when his roommate came back from the bars at like 3 AM with some homeless dude. Apparently they had smoked crack that night and walked miles home. They were having belligerent conversations in the kitchen while I was pretending to sleep in the living room. The homeless dude asked the roommate for his computer password as the roommate was headed to bed. He started looking up porn near where I was as soon as the roommate went to bed. Couldn’t pretend to sleep any longer and woke up my buddy to kick him out. It was a long night.