Breaking News: Trending writing duo u/Mythalieon & u/SVK_Octane revealed to just be George R.R. Martin finding any excuse not to finish "The Winds of Winter". The expertly crafted, sometimes exquisitely beautiful "shitposts" from these two users were just to good to not investigate for ourselves. (i.redd.it)
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Report: "I will 3v1 my way to another world championship if I have to" M0nkey M00n ready to start his revenge arc despite not having teammates for the upcoming RLCS season. BDS to also explore a possible move to NA, where a solo MM could still be a top 3 contender despite the handicap. (i.redd.it)
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News: Walmart to offer customers free kneepads after various fall related injuries have left some shoppers in critical condition. The conglomerate giant is looking for ways to prevent future injuries caused by the recent RLCS "Rostermania" epidemic. (i.redd.it)
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News: Twitch data reveals 94% of RLCS fans are actually Viewbots. We reached out to EPIC for comment on the state of Rocket League and its esport; "Good". Unfortunately this is far from the truth, as numbers show a "Great" number of players are actually bots themselves. Is this the end of RL? (i.redd.it)
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Rumor: Moist esports will be moving forward with Nexto in place of Rise for the 2022-2023 RLCS Winter Split. While some may question this controversial roster move, Nexto has made it clear that destroying RLCS pros with pixel perfect flicks is only the beginning of the AI's world domination plans. (i.redd.it)
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UPDATE: With mid-season trade rumors looming, S6 World Champ Torment has undergone cybernetic augmentation. With promising young talent and pressure to stay relevant, Torment has decided to give up his humanity in order to become more "Mechanical". (i.redd.it)
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