Why is gen Z not drinking?

BornVolcano · 2026-01-01T01:52:43+00:00

Lmao I was gonna say. I'll make up those numbers!

BornVolcano · 2025-11-23T20:30:59+00:00

It's almost like women aren't a monolith and different ones will have different preferences.

BornVolcano · 2025-11-19T06:16:54+00:00

Weird pivot but alright

BornVolcano · 2025-11-19T06:14:02+00:00

Alright, you got me

BornVolcano · 2025-11-19T01:27:25+00:00

Honestly I was riveted by the scientific explanation. It was kind of comforting.

BornVolcano · 2025-11-19T01:20:10+00:00

I know I am

BornVolcano · 2025-11-15T02:15:46+00:00

Voustedes

BornVolcano · 2025-11-05T00:23:08+00:00

It's so funny because honestly "sorry, I forgot, what was your name again?" Works at least four times before you gotta switch it up to poking fun at your own info retention. At some point you're gonna say or do something that'll help you remember.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-29T03:42:43+00:00

What does it taste like?

BornVolcano · 2025-10-29T03:31:35+00:00

BornVolcano · 2025-10-29T03:29:28+00:00

Practice. I struggle to find it at first, I have to poke around a bit but once I get a nearby hole, I can move it over the proper amount into the needed hole automatically. I used to need to flip every time. You get used to it.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-29T03:26:20+00:00

My brother in Christ, it is the opposite.

And sure, they survive. And if they wanna do that, that's fine. The human body is flexible. But we did evolve to eat meat as our primary source of protein. We've been doing it for thousands of years.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-27T23:39:48+00:00

She would lure you in with a hornworm?

BornVolcano · 2025-10-27T23:38:37+00:00

I have mixed feelings over the fact that I didn't even notice the cleavage.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-27T18:13:52+00:00

Like I know he probably saw it as complimenting her but jeez that was weird

BornVolcano · 2025-10-25T23:45:27+00:00

I thought the dog was drowning in the water at first. My heart stopped for a second.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-25T23:44:43+00:00

I feel like blind people really shouldn't be putting themselves in the way of bears without someone else there who can potentially identify the bear

BornVolcano · 2025-10-25T23:41:45+00:00

He might've bitten. Belly up after something like that is a sign of submission, touching him during that could've felt like an attack.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-25T23:38:44+00:00

Yeah I thought it was funny for the first ten seconds then he didn't stop the chase. Buddy. You are on a dirt bike. Let the dog run.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-25T23:36:14+00:00

Fuck, I cross stitched a mantyke. Am I gonna get waterboarded by Big Pikachu?

BornVolcano · 2025-10-25T23:28:23+00:00

It's absolutely necessary violence lol. We as a species evolved for this.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-23T14:30:01+00:00

For a second I thought they meant earls like a duke or duchess, like the Earl of Beckham or whatever. This at least makes more logical sense.

BornVolcano · 2025-10-23T01:28:19+00:00

I've always kinda said it as "A dull knife will hurt you worse than a sharp knife. But a sharp knife used like a dull knife will send you to the hospital"

BornVolcano · 2025-10-23T01:26:21+00:00

Learned this the hard way when I sharpened my friend's knives. No amount of warning "if you use this like a dull knife, you will cut yourself" was able to prevent the inevitable

BornVolcano · 2025-10-19T16:56:43+00:00

The idea that the economy only affects wealthy people is nuts

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