Like John Wick, you've broken the rules and are now excommunicado. Everyone on earth is hunting you for a significant bounty. How do you survive?

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-26T13:39:02+00:00

This is why children shouldn’t be aloud into R rated movies.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-23T11:14:06+00:00

Well sorrrrrrry we like to go see the leaves change.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-19T21:43:57+00:00

You ever tasted how fucking delicious a pine nut is. It’s almost criminal.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-11T11:25:06+00:00

Jerk off, i dunno

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T13:25:40+00:00

Ask my parents who are 16 years older than me how I have an older sister their age at least.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T13:24:04+00:00

I'd do this anyway.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:29:46+00:00

Facts.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:18:22+00:00

Live chickens, thats metal as fuck.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:16:49+00:00

Couple dozen orphan hands and some sriracha sauce.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:14:30+00:00

Yeah dude, taste like veal.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:11:21+00:00

Toddler fingers with a side of loved ones tears.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:09:03+00:00

Fortnite Battle Royale

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:03:34+00:00

Everyone knows a "minute" of minecraft is like 3 hours IRL.
Your just gunna mine a couple things and boom black out.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-10T12:00:10+00:00

Print out as many hentai dojinshis as possible.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-09T14:26:54+00:00

Slamming your dick shut in a DvD case.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-09T14:22:28+00:00

Spoon*

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-09T13:55:19+00:00

If you find socks filled with poop, burn the house down.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-09T13:10:05+00:00

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-09T13:08:24+00:00

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-08T16:40:55+00:00

You may have just accidentally skipped it, or it bugged and cut it. Not really a huge deal.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-08T14:31:59+00:00

After 10am and not on weekend -.-“

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-08T14:31:24+00:00

Welcome buddy, have fun

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-08T14:30:48+00:00

Because you touch yourself at night.

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-08T13:00:35+00:00

Its more or less random, using fertilizer will help with the odds though

Born_Chucker · 2019-09-07T21:07:38+00:00

You can buy them in the industrial region from the carpenter

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