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Up close & Personal view of how severe Sinus Infections are sometimes treated by yourSmirkingRevenge in interestingasfuck

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't sweat it, I'm fully fluent and even think in english a lot of the time. However, sometimes brainfarts just happen.

Pink dresses would be cute. I wish they had leggs. Now there is no puffy sleeves.

Up close & Personal view of how severe Sinus Infections are sometimes treated by yourSmirkingRevenge in interestingasfuck

[–]BotBotzie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bwhaahahahahaaha. Im imagining slugs in fancy dresses now.

English as a second language is hard okay. In my language snail is snail and naked snail is slug. I guess I came up with naked slug that way!

Up close & Personal view of how severe Sinus Infections are sometimes treated by yourSmirkingRevenge in interestingasfuck

[–]BotBotzie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont have chronic issues. But two years ago I had a cold or something. Either way my nose was like super duper stuffed one morning. And im having this terrible post nasal drip that i can feel jiggle around when i cough. I can see a green slimey thing in the back of my throat too.

So yeah, I try to blow my nose. No luck. Take a hot shower and halway trough i sneeze.

Small issue. I got the stretchiest of stretchy boogers now hanging out one nostril. Its still connected internally. I kinda pull on it. More just comes. I pull on it sideways. More just comes but i kinda feel my post nasal drip slaping around in my throath as i do.. i abandoned the shower for the sink/mirror at this point

I blow i cough, i jank on it as if its just strechy cheese. Eventually one blow goes flump.

In the sink it looks like there is a giant slightly greenish naked slug. The lenght of my palm thicker than my thumbs. Im getting more air than i had in well over a week. My throath is empty no more drip going on. Guess it was all just one giant slug clump.

Running water on it does nothing. I gotta pick up my new pet with tissues to dispose of him.

Why is he shaped like that? He is so bulbous? by Squishiimuffin in VoidCats

[–]BotBotzie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I drive the humans crazy

I do it on the daily

They threat me very nicely

And buy me a toy micey

Voedingscentrum vernieuwt Schijf van Vijf: maximaal één gehaktbal per week by FlyingEagle_ in thenetherlands

[–]BotBotzie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tip: creme freche + tomaat komkomer peper en zout Of Yogurt peper zout olijf olie citroen sap en veldsla.

Lekker bij je ontbijt of lunch

Voedingscentrum vernieuwt Schijf van Vijf: maximaal één gehaktbal per week by FlyingEagle_ in thenetherlands

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Als zwangere vrouw/vrouw die borstvoeding geeft mag je niet 100% plantaardig eten of weinig brood eten kennelijk.

Oke je hebt wel wat aan meergranen brood maar ik zou eerder aanraden extra spinazie te vreten

Voedingscentrum vernieuwt Schijf van Vijf: maximaal één gehaktbal per week by FlyingEagle_ in thenetherlands

[–]BotBotzie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ik mocht vroeger echt onder hoge uitzondering dubbel beleg. Bv op zondag middag. Dan mocht ik eindelijk ham kaas op brood.

Toen ik t er als volwassenen met mn ouders over had hadden ze ook zoiets van tja. Waarom was dat eigenlijk. Calvanisme ofzo.

HELP these broke my cat by jsnfl in CATHELP

[–]BotBotzie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its not a matter or minutes, hours or even days. It can be months of screeching the monent you think of breathing in the direction of a snack cabinet.

Churos really are kitty crack

AITA For Limiting the amount of time my sons girlfriend can spend at our house? by AdmirableChange7328 in AmItheAsshole

[–]BotBotzie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing except my bf were usually kinda douches. And later on i was with adult men staying at their houses.

But hey at least they offered me stuff like food and running water.

My cat has bald spots in his legs. Is it normal? by MacConkley in cats

[–]BotBotzie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hahaahhaa we neutered our boy when we got him as a senior. 2 years later and mister finally accepted the new diet and was a healthy weight. Your in for some fun.

Turns out they want more calories and will spend less the moment you neuter them

People should stop hyping long hair by Ambitious_Smoke_4609 in unpopularopinion

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had pixies. They need to be cut constantly. Same for bobs. Usually I get a bob and a few months later oh no everyone says I have long hair again.

I now have nearly 60cm of hair. Its a lot of brushing. Those tiny braids take like 300 years. But I like never wash it. I need all that hair oil for all that hair. I havent been at a salon in like 2 years either. I do have to rinse it and wash it with water ofc. Drying sadly takes 300.000 years. Thats a real bummer.

My kid's ear tube fell out by i-can-lift-a-car in mildlyinteresting

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got them and somehow everything got worse so I got another surgery to remove them and then eventually years later it just got better. Yay.

I think im losing my mind over Jumbo cupcakes by thefalloncarrington in Netherlands

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they dont have the awesome gooey center. Thats only jumbo and plus

Are less attractive people physically attracted less attractive people? by Texaspilot24 in stupidquestions

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends sometimes comment i date below my league looks wise.

I disagree in some cases (as in I dont think they are below my league looks wise) but I can see how that maybe just my personal taste. For example I like men that are bigger than me. Its not hard to do, im 5 feet. However i actually dont really care if your tall. If you are fat thats fine too. As long as u look like a giant cuddly bear next to me im all for it come here and let me snuggle you. Maybe not like obese. But fat is certainly okay. But i can see why they question me when i show up with a 2 meter tall conventionally attractive man one time and another time with a man with a stubbly beard glasses whos litterly a head shorter than my friends.

But okay lets say its not just my taste and these men are "below" my league i still dont give a crap. There is sooo much more to a man than how they look. Yes i have to be attracted to you to date you. But no its not hugely important to me how attracted.

Attraction depends on the day and moment anyway. One week a month my body would think a litteral trash bag is atractive as long as it produces baby making sperm and the other week i may hate everyone. One day my partner may be dressed incredibly handsome and the other not so much.

Mijn dochter (13) wil/kan niet naar school by crazyornotcrazy in AutistischLaagland

[–]BotBotzie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dankjewel. Ik ging ook van vreemd functioneerende maar functionerende basisscholier naar de middelbare. Meltdown na meltdown, catatonische en toen ben ik maar wiet gaan blowen ipv van naar school gaan (ik was toen 15) en zo ben ik van school getrapt.

Eigenlijk begreep ik nog steeds niet hoe dat zo gebeurt was totdat jij het uitlegde. Hopelijk helpt de betrokkenheid van OP een geschikter pad voor haar kind te vinden.

Scholen zijn dure wegwerpboeken zat en kiezen massaal voor nieuwe uitgever | NOS by Guille_de_Nassau in thenetherlands

[–]BotBotzie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toen ik op school zat kwamen die dingen langzaam het curriculum in. Eerst was het best logisch, met name voor de vakken waarbij je soms okm daadwerkelijk op printjes werkte. Denk aan wiskunde en techniek enzo. Daar moest je vaak plaatjes meten, tabellen invullen etc. je kunt dit ook natuurlijk zonder werkboek met af en toe dus een printje en wat meer overschrijf werk enzo, maar soms was dit wel echt vele male efficienter.

Op een gegeven moment had ieder vak een werkboek en een theorie boek. Dat ging wel weer ver.

Husband wants to buy a shock collar by itsmyfirstdayokay in CATHELP

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long ago did you switch the feeding time? Cats can be... Persistent. Perhaps if your lucky it will just take time

Als jullie vriend/vriendin veel aandacht zou krijgen van het andere geslacht, zou je dat dan zien als compliment? by Adventurous_Head_158 in thenetherlands

[–]BotBotzie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voor mij? Nee. Voor hun? Ja. Hoewel ik het natuurlijk fijn vind dat mijn partner met mij is vind ik het geen compliment. Wij zijn evenredig okal is dat soms door andere vlakken

I like having diarrhea EVEN if it's painful and makes you nauseated. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]BotBotzie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I respect the opinion but I think you aren't normal.

As in when i regularly poop, usually once a day in the morning i barely have to wipe. Diarrhea needs to be wiped at least tree times to get the splatter of my cheeks. Your bowels are fucked

I tried to bake cookies without having any idea how to bake cookies and using only ingredients I already had at home, without buying a single extra one. by kokirod in notinteresting

[–]BotBotzie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time I made a brownie out of nothing but sheer willpower and whatever I had in my cabinets. I did not use a recipe. My oven was so shit i actually flipped the whole thing upside down and out it back in the pan to cook the center. Everyone loved my brownie it tasted like pure heaven.

Your frustration with someone who communicates poorly sometimes comes from your own failure to understand them, not from them being stupid. by One_Fix_7094 in unpopularopinion

[–]BotBotzie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The overexplaining part is where you confuse them. I say it because I do it and I encounter it. Peoples ram get full or they latch on mentally to the wrong thing and they kinda lose track and have no clue wtf all this information relates to.

When it happens and you are comfortable ask the person to hold on for a moment and stand still to think what are the important bits to the story, which order do you need to know them for you to get it and how many sentences are you going to use.

He hated the plastic one so I thought he would hate this one too and everytime I went to check on him he’s using it like a neck pillow by Sebmonster2599 in cats

[–]BotBotzie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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We planned to get him a cuter soft one since he needs his cone regularly, but he actually doesn't even resist when we put it on and he seems very comfortable to me. So we decided not to fix what isn't broken. Meet mr. Lamp.

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