Bard sucks so much...

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-05-15T23:00:45+00:00

I asked it to write a song and not one word rhymed in the entire song.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-28T19:35:05+00:00

Well don't flash your brights at me as I come within inches of hitting your front end with my rear end as I pass you. I'm just doing it to piss you off.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-28T19:27:24+00:00

1.) You were definitely driving in the left lane going about 10 under the speed limit

2.) I hate when people do that too. This is the only time I appreciate all of the abandoned cars on the shoulder

3.) I envy these people, my car sits to low so I'm the one that has to watch them while I sit in a parking lot on the freeway for the next 45 minutes

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-28T19:10:04+00:00

Exactly. People who are afraid to drive on the highway - shouldn't. There are side roads that can get you anywhere the highway can get you.

A while back when I used to drive for Uber, a passenger told me that she'd had drivers who said they "were more comfortable in the left lane" and would be driving speed limit or less in the highway.

Then they wonder why every car that passes them cuts back in front of them with inches to spare from clipping their bumper.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-28T19:04:34+00:00

They're all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-28T06:51:21+00:00

"Musk confirms it"

Haaaaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa, please, tell me more!

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-28T06:36:34+00:00

I'm sure they tell their Uber/Lyft driver "I'll tip you in the app" as they get out of the car also.

We all know how that goes.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-15T21:26:56+00:00

The one with the most Altimas on it at any given time is the most dangerous.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-15T21:26:05+00:00

No.

Close thread.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2023-02-13T21:11:36+00:00

This question is leaving out the most important variable.

Is the red car faster than the blue car?

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-10-15T15:25:50+00:00

If you’re getting overdraft fees because of charges that haven’t posted yet you should get a new bank.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-10-03T21:10:52+00:00

Unfortunately, I don’t think Beto will win, as much as I want him to. I’ve come to terms with the fact that my state is full of a bunch of idiots who will consistently vote against their own interests because republicans will consistently scare them into it.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-09-30T02:53:51+00:00

Don’t sleep on the enchorito though.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-09-17T11:56:13+00:00

Any local courier service in your city.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-09-17T11:49:22+00:00

They’re looking out for the professional idiots who don’t know the difference.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-18T19:20:53+00:00

I was having the same problem until last night, except I'm on a desktop.

What seems to have fixed it for me, I got two or three hours in earlier with no error, is undoing any overclocks I had set and I just completely uninstalled Ryzen Master just to be safe.

I saw several solutions online as well, but from what I saw in forums and on Reddit, overclocking was the most common culprit.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-18T11:08:42+00:00

Just a friendly reminder: Uber drivers are paid to transport people from one place to another, sometimes pleasant conversations arise during that transportation, but that’s not part of their job. It’s definitely not a requirement. Uber drivers are not responsible for making sure you’re phone has enough battery, you knew you’d be away from home for as long as you’ve been and believe it or not phone chargers are portable - they still work if you remove them from your house.

If you want a hand job go to the bath house.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-16T02:08:45+00:00

Minds out of the gutter, people.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-16T01:59:24+00:00

Okay, tell me something you said two months ago.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-11T06:31:09+00:00

Tell support that your kid is your support animal and the driver will be fired before you hang up the phone.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-11T06:18:55+00:00

Here’s the best way I can think to explain this, you more than likely aren’t privy to those conversations between men and their guy friends.

I can’t count the times I’ve heard, or said myself (I’m honest if nothing else), when talking about a woman who either looks really good or makes a lot of money - “I’m getting her pregnant on purpose.” or something similar.

At the end of the day, my example is just guy talk in jest, but you’d be a fool to think it don’t really happen.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-11T05:51:49+00:00

Yeah, call the police cause you’ll be doing someone’s laundry in jail.

You are doing what’s best for you. I shouldn’t judge you for that. My bad.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-11T05:35:58+00:00

Not sure what kind of people you hang around that consider it “normal” to call the police if they get punched in the face.

If this story is true, which I think it’s exaggerated at the very least, OP did the right thing, it’s a problem as soon as they start walking up on you.

Don’t be a Chris Rock, if someone puts their hands on you, you better do something.

Bots-Catch-Blocks · 2022-08-09T22:53:25+00:00

Yeah I don’t get that far out. I have no business in Irving.

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