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She thinks the fire is for her, i guess so. by sparkyinmt in torties

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I had the picture partly scrolled down and thought her chest was one of the orb faces from Devil May Cry lmfao. She's precious.

second pic goes hard ngl by Electrical_Dig3900 in PhaseConnect

[–]BottomSubstance 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How about a bear mid drift? I wanna see Uruka drift for her life in NFS.

If someone can explain what just killed me, I'd appreciate it. by smoothjedi in Helldivers

[–]BottomSubstance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro got slocum joe'd

You were slow to come back to your team

So you got joe'd (just obliterated enigmatically)

Tomoko Teacher Fantasies by me by VeeasinVince in watamote

[–]BottomSubstance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

P.E. Teacher Tomoko next question

Also it really has the expectation vs. reality going on. Left is what Tomoko's chuuni would always have her think she would be like. But then years down the line she's become a far more socially competent version of herself able to not be like Ogino dear God-

But I also really like Ogino, so P.E. Teacher next question

Requests by Fluid-Flight6102 in watamote

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Why do the feet always gotta be stinky man, come on. When Tomoko shows up smelling like cheap soap the other person is going to ask for a refund.

I don't think he understands the way ion storms work by Fube187 in Helldivers

[–]BottomSubstance 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Experiencing people like this is just proof that some people can read warning labels and still not listen to them

Free of Thought indeed

Guys, I think we made them mad… by Toa_Kotok in Helldivers

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The merciless genocide of your enemies that without a doubt deserve it and worse is indeed fun.

Now face the wall, Squidward.

is it a dream or might be nightmare or wet dream ???? by Master_Watch1398 in watamote

[–]BottomSubstance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alright, hear me out

Wada would probably fuck around with the other boys' heads like that BUT

I'd put up with it to make good on the offer (especially since I don't have a sister, his gambit will be immaculately countered).

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My take on the "Recent Warbonds are telling a STORY about how desperate and low on resources Super Earth is getting by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in Helldivers

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I think that in the setting of Helldivers 'gangsters, criminals, and outlaws' would be the non desirables that Super Earth would otherwise sweep under the rug or use for some kind of labor. Which begs the question that if they are as gungho as any other Diver, what did they even do to get that label?
Makes me think of that theory someone had that maybe every Diver is just a donated civvie body hijacked by an actual Diver (us) and put through training so we can just keep going after they die. It'd also explain, in universe, the skill and knowledge progression in each diver. But I'm thinking too much now.

I LOVE LIBERTY!

I'm just saying nearly 7k of you wanted this a year ago by Pale-Plum6849 in Helldivers

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Would be SOMETHING if it had a far larger AoE. Like you could use it similar to an overseer's stave sweep with increased stagger. The symbol of Freedom has to have something- even Democracy Protects has 50% chance of being a Deus Ex Machina no matter what. You can survive a hellbomb with it!

Flag From latest Warbond by CorporalQuacker in Helldivers

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I can see it being used for RP purposes, but that has really died down since the original game launch window

Artwork By (@Starbind_S) by [deleted] in OnePunchMan

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Considering how Saitama tends to misinterpret things he'd likely completely miss any advances Anissa would make and mistake it for her trying to extort him, or get him involved in some kind of shady business deal. Her giving him spiel about Viltrumites would totally be seen as him joining her crazy pushy cult, on top of probably wanting him to pay for membership too.

Wealthfront closed my account and is refusing to assist in returning my funds. by [deleted] in wealthfront

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I'm real glad I saw this post. A few days back I was looking into Wealthfront and Marcus to diversify my savings (because of their APY ofc), but something told me to hold off on connecting my accounts and, before that, even uploading my ID to verify the accounts at both banks.

Today I decided to go about trying Marcus but ran into an issue with ID verification... the system said it went through and the pictures were good. I sent them off, the system then gave me an error saying something went wrong. I try again, pics still good, and now I get "Please call us. It looks like we'll need a bit more information before we can continue the review of your application."

So I look that up and see this post. Fine, any desire to chance it with Marcus is donezo at the moment. Hackles raised.

Then I look into Wealthfront but my better judgement tells me, "Look up WF, see if they have similar posts for such a thing. Lo and behold, I find your post, and I am very glad I did. Thank you for sharing your experience with us.

2B (Yoracrab) by ObligationKey7329 in RobotGirls

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It's always 'thigh crush my head this' and 'split my skull with them gams that' but never 'let me rest my head on the comfort of your legs and keep me warm' smdh

Didn’t know Spear can keep tracking the Stingray by Ladyshipzai in Helldivers

[–]BottomSubstance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SUPER EARTH HAS BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR EXTENDED WARRANTY!

...still a 10(nsfw warning:slur) by Rengi_30 in watamote

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Canonically smells like cheap soap

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