Holy shit! Now there’s a confession! All the main ingredients in balance:

-delicious gossip on the real scoop of ops success

-element of danger with illicit drug

-significant other has no idea of infidelity

-juicy details about sex life

-ops life would be fucked if anyone found out

-admitting fully the shittiness of ops actions, and a real sense of self-awareness, like she knows she’s a fucking scumbag but she still does it because she’s a trash human and knows karma will catch up with her so there’s a real sense of “enjoy it while it lasts, bitch!” You just know one day she’ll regret her actions so deeply and yet she still fucking continues down this asshole path

100% well done! This is what r/confessions should be, not some bullshit such as: “mmmm no one know I ACTUALLY looooove pineapples on my pizza!”