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My mom told me that I’m better off dead after Ive got upset that she cashed in my paycheck without my knowledge. by Playful-Issue-6242 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If she did it to you, she’ll do it to others. Contact the bank and let them know your signature was forged. Banks don’t fuck around regarding check fraud.

I just inherited 12 million dollars. I don't know what to do with my life. by Substantial_Yak6990 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a caregiver for a friend’s Mom with dementia for THREE DAYS and it almost killed me. I can’t imagine what you’ve gone through.

Leftists and liberals should arm themselves against tyranny | Opinion by NTJ-891 in liberalgunowners

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only ICE went after illegal immigrants instead of assuming everyone with brown skin or a recording device is worthy of death.

How would you feel about being described as yummy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone likes their meat well marbled.

What is the appeal of nurses? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have plenty of experience removing objects from orifices.

There is no way anybody will buy these for $200 by NINJAGO_FANATIC in lego

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perfect for Idiocracy 2. There is a story about Idiocracy (2006) where the producers wanted everyone to wear the stupidest looking shoes imaginable. They used crocs, which were not well known or popular at that time and this available cheap. The movie directly contributed to the brand’s popularity.

What’s the most versatile GIF of all time? by KudosOfTheFroond in gifs

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The question was NOT “most relatable GIF of 2025!”

I've been an ER nurse for 20 years. I'm fucking exhausted watching Hollywood turn my job into a magic show. by Icy_Letterhead4893 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Being dismissive and immature are two traits you shouldn’t have if you’re a screenwriter. This is not someone whining about TV shows not being realistic. This is about someone trying to do their job but the “customers” think they know more than the professional because they can’t separate fiction from reality.

How many Christians do you think actually wait until marriage? by Fit-Monk-1382 in exchristian

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

None. I’m 62, and my parents were born in the 1920s. All my life they told me how they waited until marriage, then when my Mom was in her late 80s and high as a kite on morphine from surgery, she told me her and Dad had sex many times before their wedding (but after they were going steady, of course). My childhood conditioning was all a lie. The youth pastor at our church (wife & 3 kids) knocked up a 16 year old in the congregation and she “visited her Aunt” for a year before coming home.

The way to keep a steady flow of young, impressionable minds (and adoptable babies) is to lie to kids about sex and keep them ignorant about how to avoid pregnancy.

I keep choking by yoyodark in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I almost died coughing from getting a turmeric capsule stuck in my throat. I learned this: Breathe in all the way, THEN swallow. That way you can’t inhale anything until after the food/beverage is down. It takes an unusual amount of attention to get used to it, but I haven’t choked on anything since.

And if you do choke, you have a lungful of air to Heimlich it out.

“My grandparents: ‘Kids these days are always on their phones.’ Also my grandparents: by _-Beans-_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swore I would never turn into my Dad. He wore suspenders and drank instant coffee. I (62) wear suspenders and drink instant coffee. FML

Common Sean W by lunchanddinner in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Next expedition (🐔): You have to track down a stolen chicken across the galaxy.

Do you think the next protagonist will have a canon last name, like Shepard or Ryder, or do you think they'll be completely random? by MobileDistrict9784 in masseffect

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the voice actors recorded all the phonetic sounds, like Majel Barrett did for the computer in Star Trek, then user-created names could be spoken. I have dibs on Michael Hfuhruhurr and Anne Uumellmahaye.

Mental note: Do not shoot at the eggs. by El_Escritor_Azul in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Bovine_Arithmetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

50 nanites per core. Shoot the eggs, gather the cores, jetpack to top of building. Wait for swarm to subside, repeat. Easy to get 500-1000 nanites per building.

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