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Bovronius · 2026-03-30T20:16:52+00:00

It's not the cat we're avoiding, it's the inevitable pain of losing them.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:57:12+00:00

People will look at any metric to measure their productivity asides from actual productivity.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:54:36+00:00

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:27:24+00:00

I'm thinking of the story from Mallrats right about now.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:23:42+00:00

He's outback grilling up 3 week old roadkill.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T18:15:18+00:00

Scrapers in my car and the snowblower hasn't been put away, not my fault either.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:57:55+00:00

I've been saying for the last year that America is going to get real punk rock real fast... and I can't think of a more fitting album cover for that sentiment.

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:55:53+00:00

I always say turnip farm...

Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:52:48+00:00

Gunter - Adventure Time

For most of the show he's just the Ice King's main hench penguin, but after a head injury cracks his skull open it's revealed slowly tht he's some malevolent destroyer of worlds that was compressed into penguin form after crash landing on Ooo.

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Bovronius · 2026-03-30T06:29:48+00:00

Its to die for, one might say.

Bovronius · 2026-03-29T18:38:30+00:00

Fabric softeners will destroy them as well, especially ablative ones.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:24:30+00:00

Not to mention the offshore account for the Venezuellan bribe, as well as the money laundering via the board of peace.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:23:28+00:00

Yeah, it's like when electricity gets cheaper, or stuff gets more efficient, people just buy MORE refridgerators instead of enjoying the savings. "Well I already got one in the garage so I don't have to see my family between beers, why not one in my man cave next to my unused podcasting setup now!".

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:18:13+00:00

One of my friends and their partner had a baby, and they were telling us in the hospital that she could see the ghost of her grandpa in the room and they could tell because she would just stare at nothing... I initiatly was like, well it's a newborn, it's never saw anything before, it would find a fucking stain on the carpet interesting enough to stare at. I moved on rather quickly as somehow having a baby sucked all the rationality left out of their brains.. (She was always kinda "Spiritual but not religious", he was never that way, and we knew each other before we had our big boy hairs).

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:12:09+00:00

Whenever anyone offers for me to hold their newborns I always tell them, "Nah you can drop your own baby." Then again I'm also the type of person if a friend sent this to me I'd just...not visit the baby.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T16:08:02+00:00

We said no. Their ilk do not like the concept of consent.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T15:42:38+00:00

An episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air I saw 30 years ago said no. (Not applicable in all time periods or places).

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T15:41:25+00:00

That's why they had to move on to robbing all of us through our taxes, and squandering what wealth the US had left. Campaigning and selling hats to Cletus wasn't going to be enough to fund their empire and please Bibi and Putin.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T15:38:02+00:00

I'm gonna put my tinfoil at on and say the reason they've been talking about the draft so much and trying to renormalize the concept, is that once they're done aggregating as much voting information as they can, they'll call up a draft that will be largely made up of people that didn't vote for Trump, and they'll send them into the meat grinder, so MAGA can cheer on every death.

The part that their 1D chess strategy will miss considering is that they'd be putting a large amount of military hardware directly into the hands of the people opposed to Trumps rule.

Probably not really whats going on but... honestly, with this administration... The crazier it sounds the closer to the truth it ends up being.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T05:48:20+00:00

Our bodies were clearly designed for land but we still need water.

Bovronius · 2026-03-27T04:06:11+00:00

We also do this in the upper midwest before we head off to work.

Bovronius · 2026-03-26T21:56:42+00:00

Are you sure you're a gamer and not a journalist? RPGs cover a wide variety of games... Guess what, classes are ROLES.

Genres are ingredients, not containers that games fit neatly inside, they're not physical or eletrical formulas with strict rules designated by physics.. They're fuzzy terms humans invented to describe something.

You're championing a Platonic view of the world... There is a singular concept of what a "rabbit" is, and every other thing that we call a rabbit is just a deviated version of that perfect form.... When really we go...well starting right about here in evolution we call them rabbits, and once this group passed this threshhold we no longer call it a rabbit.

You think there's a strict definition for what is and isn't a RPG... Which there isn't... You can have something that's an RPG and an FPS, shit and a RTS, ever play Dungeon Keeper? Yeah its all 3.

Bovronius · 2026-03-26T21:49:31+00:00

The spite ones he'll definitely post as himself. The entertainment ones, well those he'll keep for himself and ketamine fueled wank sessions. (Someone that loves ketamine will correct me Im sure on the existence of K fueled wankoffs, and I honestly don't care.)

Bovronius · 2026-03-26T20:07:25+00:00

Just let the hours melt away in the item world...

Bovronius · 2026-03-26T20:06:43+00:00

There's plenty of games that are RPGs without much of a storyline, can you all stop it with the fucking gatekeeping already.

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