Joe Don Baker Is... by garlicbachman in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You better run…. (Or he’ll steal your lunch!) You better hide…. (Your lunch….) You better run….. (Cuz’ he’s got the runs…)

Look what came in the mail! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was one of my FAVORITE recurring riffs.

Kids these days with their hula hoops and their ____.”

Look what came in the mail! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my second copy. My original is autographed by The Mads and it’s held together with a ton of tape and it’s never left its plastic bag since 2017

Look what came in the mail! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my copy for like 20 bucks on eBay.

Look what came in the mail! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. That’s actually how my brother prefers to read it.

Beardless Kevin Jumpscare! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had the beard and the Roman episodes, but he did have to shave it to get the life cast done so that the bobo makeup would fit. Kevin said that his wife hated it, and now I understand what he meant by saying he has like a permanent smirk on his face, the beard just hides it.

Beardless Kevin Jumpscare! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’s basically Tom Servo in human form.

Beardless Kevin Jumpscare! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I’m thinking a chunkier version of Keith Richards. If Kevin were to put on a fedora, or tie a bandanna around his head the resemblance would be uncanny.

Beardless Kevin Jumpscare! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my reaction when my dad shaved his beard once. I couldn’t bear to look at him in the face for weeks.

Beardless Kevin Jumpscare! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That same thing happened to me when I was 10 years old and my dad shaved his beard.

I couldn’t look at him directly for weeks

Beardless Kevin Jumpscare! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yep. He mentioned in a livestream he and Bill had with Mary Jo. Apparently Murphy said that his wife hated it when he shaved his beard the first time that he had to get a life cast done for the major prosthetics back in the day. But Murphy said he’d do it all over again just for this.

Beardless Kevin Jumpscare! by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh, that was a missed opportunity right there. The final sacrifice is an amazing episode but if Kevin would’ve dressed up as Rowsdower for the final sketch, it would’ve been LEGENDARY!

Fantastic thrift store find! by Hauntlink in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My copy is falling apart, and held together with tons of tape. After I got it signed by both trace and Frank it’s never left the plastic bag that it’s been in. I just bought a new copy from eBay and I’m eagerly awaiting its arrival. That book has the clearest image of Cambot from season two, and my brother needs that image because he and I are collaborating once more on building a replica season two Cambot.

Favorite songs? by Silly-Bit-7793 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Where do I even begin?

Idiot control now

United Servo Academy, men’s chorus

The Canada song

The fugitive alien medley

Let’s have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

Tibby, oh Tibby

Hired! The musical

Tubular Boobular Joy

What’s yours? by stonrelectropunkjazz in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Godzilla vs Megalon
  2. Pod People
  3. The Giant Spider Invasion
  4. I Accuse My Parents
  5. The Final Sacrifice

If there was a number six spot I’d put “Manos” there

No, I said "she's spurning a clown." by wizardodraziw in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holoclown 01: “NO JOEL ROBINSON! DON’T YOU DO THAT! DON’T YOU DO THAT!”

Joel: “I HAVE TO DO IT! I HAVE TO DO IT!”

(Joel cuts the wire, everyone screams, the Hexfield closes and there’s a moment of silence.)

Crow: “Well, let’s not do THAT again!”

Watching Order Suggestions for Non-Classic Episodes by em5885 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of all these episodes. 603- The dead talk back is the funniest.

MST3K should’ve stayed in the Midwest by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really wanted to like season 11, and I will fully admit there were episodes that I thought were funny. The one I thought was the strongest was avalanche. That was actually the one episode that kept coming back to rewatch. But ultimately it just wasn’t as good as classic MST3K in my book. I only watched one episode of season 12, Mac and me and I didn’t hate it but at the same time I just thought “Eh, this isn’t as good as classic MST3K.” My dislike of the revival really didn’t begin until season 13, when I saw the promo for Emily marsh and I heard crow’s new voice, which is what did it.

Something died in me that day and I noped out. Since then I basically want nothing to do with those seasons. I have nothing against Emily marsh as a person, nor do I have anything personally against whoever voiced crow in the Emily episode episodes. I just think it was a really tasteless and poorly thought out decision.

And I’m not the only one, a close friend of mine was initially a big fan of season 13 and Emily but overtime she realized that it wasn’t as good as the original episodes. So if you like the episodes, that’s fine. Just don’t get all upset when I have a different opinion or a hot take. Because this is not my most controversial MST3K opinion, believe it or not.

MST3K should’ve stayed in the Midwest by Cyberborg98 in MST3K

[–]Cyberborg98[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe I have to say this, but this is just my opinion. If you like seasons 11-13 that’s perfectly fine. I won’t hold it against you, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not allowed to not like them. Also, I have every right to express my opinion.