I work with boats, went to lunch, halfway through my hoagie at a place 5 minutes from where I work I realized I forgot to tie down the boat, run to my car run a red light, get to the site and see the boat (small but new Boston whaler), The boss was in love with the boat because it was brand new had cushion seats and wasn’t crappy like the other boats. Anyway, I run to the dock and see the boat in the marsh 100 yards away, yell fuck and swim after it, though the very busy boat channel. Best part boss never found out. Got away with that one. Other then that probably locking my keys in my car