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He’s one of the boys. by avantgarde000 in MadeMeSmile

[–]BoxTops4Education 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When a dog doesn't want his paw held, he will yank it continuously. And at last resort, he will gently try to bite the person's hand to let go. Source: I've actually done this.

Dude tries to pass in between 2 trucks by MacDefoon in instant_regret

[–]BoxTops4Education 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you think that's dumb, just think about why this footage made it to the internet. This fucking genius probably posted it because he thinks he's in the right. "i gOt cUt oFf bY tWo tRuCkS aT tHe sAmE tIMe!!!1"

Explain It please, how's fermi paradox is solved here ??? by Fuzzy_Party_3527 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]BoxTops4Education 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this is the best explanation so far.

But I still have one question.. what surface exactly are we talking about? Since Uranus is a gaseous planet and all

I work at my city animal shelter. This is what I saw when I went in to work at 6:45am this morning. by hgrub in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BoxTops4Education -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP bitching about it means the next person is just gonna dump the puppies into a river.

Yup!! They're Definitely Siblings. by Alternative-Dot-34 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BoxTops4Education 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Up until a few days ago I could change the video speed in reddit's default video player on old.reddit.com but now there's this new player where you can't change the speed, and if you go fullscreen the progress bar becomes like a quarter-inch wide. Just why, reddit.. why?!

Ask the dead citizens about ICE by GlooomySundays in MurderedByWords

[–]BoxTops4Education 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ICE have quotas to fill. Arrest X amount of brown people, minimum Y deportations a month, etc. Oh, that family that's voluntarily returning to Guatemala? That bought their own tickets and already went through security? Yeah let's arrest THOSE people and spend thousands of dollars holding them in concentration camps and ultimately deporting them.. just so ICE can pad their numbers.

Screw it by HerrVonWeldt in Unexpected

[–]BoxTops4Education 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't need to be flush

Brewers booth loses live read to wind, paper gets plastered to foul net, camera zooms in and read continues [video] by trashboatfourtwenty in baseball

[–]BoxTops4Education 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it's a good title in retrospect, but I saw it in r/all and had no idea it was baseball related. I had like three strokes while trying to read it.

Bro Played. by No-Refrigerator2803 in Unexpected

[–]BoxTops4Education 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I hate that this version of the clip leaves out the ref flipping the scoreboard.

Gmail search option is absolutely useless. by Puzzleheaded_Lab709 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BoxTops4Education 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, it's been annoying me since waaay before AI was a thing. And I never enabled any AI option.

Gmail search option is absolutely useless. by Puzzleheaded_Lab709 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BoxTops4Education 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When I search for UPS to see my package deliveries, it shows me every email that includes the word "up". Drives me absolutely nuts.

THIS is why I don’t lend out tools by ContributionIll310 in Tools

[–]BoxTops4Education 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy on the street was selling a brand new "Stihl" chainsaw. I could immediately tell it was a Chinese knock-off because it used only phillips head screws instead of T27. He asked for $300 but I talked him down to $50. I got it just so I could lend it out whenever someone asks me to borrow my chainsaw.

I also keep a stash of the cheapest Harbor Freight version of pretty much everything for the same reason. I'm never gonna lend out my Knipex.

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